Best Witwer Podcasts (2024)

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109: husband came home smelling like my ex (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) 1:05:39

2d ago1:05:39

1:05:39

Sarah joins the show to take calls about a sexy cologne on a woman's husband, a money mystery in an apartment complex, and a subletting roommates conundrum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main …

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108: Ted ruins the show (w/ Ted Nivison) 1:02:16

7d ago1:02:16

1:02:16

Ted Nivison joins the show to throw a wrench into the operation, and discuss a confounding prescription from a therapist, a trader joes employee drama, and a neighborhood theft. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPod…

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107: drama in my vampire roleplay group (w/ Erin Dougal) 53:44

2h ago53:44

53:44

Erin Dougal (Smosh) joins the show to discuss her workplace egg habits, and take calls about an egg salad conundrum, a vampire society drama, and a co-working bone zone situation. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectP…

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Zombie Movies with Chris Holmes and Mike Stewart - Episode 277 - 7/22/2024 2:27:22

10d ago2:27:22

2:27:22

Shane, Chris Holmes, and Mike Stewart aka DM Mike (Save for Half podcast, Found in the Ruins podcast) shamble relentlessly through over 40 zombie and zombie-ish flicks in their inhuman hunger for horror. Plus a brief detour into the best on-screen Joker and multiple bad zombie jokes. True or false: Marcel Marceau starred in a zombie flick. What is …

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106: cheater at game night gets death penalty (w/ Katherine Dudas) 1:09:23

23d ago1:09:23

1:09:23

Katherine Dudas (Juniper, HBO LAX) joins the show to discuss a condom conundrum, a hostile craft fair takeover, and a game night liar. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https:…

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105: ex boyfriend booty calls for face f*rt (w/ Kelsey Darragh) 1:15:12

3d ago1:15:12

1:15:12

Kelsey Darragh joins the show for stunning calls about being cockblocked by a CPAP, gifting shrek tickets, saying I Love You, and a stunning wild DM from super producer Ashleigh Lawless. This episode originally aired as part of the 24 hour Telethon, and has been edited to perfection, for your pleasure. Kelsey: https://www.instagram.com/kelseydarrag…

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"Keep Out" by Fredric Brown 11:37

21d ago11:37

11:37

Earth hatches a plan, with the aid of a new miracle drug, to colonize Mars. A new generation of humans are born from parents who were carefully selected for the experiment and then inoculated with the miracle drug. This short story comes to us from author, Fredric Brown, and is entitled "Keep Out". It was first published in the March 1954 issue of …

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104: my childhood bestie is dating Miley Cyrus (w/ Jared Popkin) 1:02:55

1M ago1:02:55

1:02:55

Jared joins the call center to discuss what to do when your lost bestie from 5th grade is dating MILEY CYRUS, and a harrowing call about a forbidden boner, from a post surgery fiancé. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Perf…

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103: brutally humiliated at my local car wash (w/ Will & Rainie) 1:01:57

1M ago1:01:57

1:01:57

Will Witwer and Rainie Toll join the show to discuss Dua Lipa's newest song, being humiliated by a car wash, and having a friend that is bad. This episode originally aired as part of the 24 hour Telethon, and has been edited to perfection, for your pleasure. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-f…

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102: my office janitor wants me dead (w/ Rekha Shankar) 57:55

25d ago57:55

57:55

Rekha joins the show to discuss making people at your work like you, how to manuipulate your bandmates, and how to be less of a toxic gossip at work. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel…

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101: my bestie framed me for shoplifting (w/ Eric Striffler, Jake Baldino, and Mike Peterson) 1:17:32

2M ago1:17:32

1:17:32

Eric, Jake, and Mike (Pretty Much It) join the show to take calls about a shoplifting best friend, how to bang your sensei, and a bathtub problem. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Vi…

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100: boyfriend sent a d*ckpic to a bot (w/ Will Witwer) 1:21:13

2M ago1:21:13

1:21:13

HAPPY 100th EPISODE!!!! Will returns for the 100th to celebrate the advice given along the way, and take classic PP calls about whether or not he is into you, as well as a boyfriend who cheated with a robot. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Yout…

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99: Is it cringe to date my cousin? (w/ Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika) 1:21:59

2M ago1:21:59

1:21:59

Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika (Sad Boyz) join the show to take stunning calls about dating your cousin, and a problematic friend group. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: htt…

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"The Machine Stops" (Part 3) by E. M. Forster 31:45

2M ago31:45

31:45

A prophetic short story involving mankind's subordination to, reliance upon, and worship of, modern technology. This longer short story is being split up into three parts, with today's part three titled "The Homeless", from "The Machine Stops", written by E. M. Forster. It was first published in The Oxford and Cambridge Review in November of 1909. …

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98: my cat mauled my roommate (w/ Raina Morris) 1:01:51

2M ago1:01:51

1:01:51

Raina Morris joins the show to discuss cheating at a toxic workplace competition, a roommate kerfuffle, and a cat that sent a roommate to the hospital. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Chann…

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"The Machine Stops" (Part 2) by E. M. Forster 32:04

2M ago32:04

32:04

A prophetic short story involving mankind's subordination to, reliance upon, and worship of, modern technology. This longer short story is being split up into three parts, with today's part two titled "The Mending Apparatus", from "The Machine Stops", written by E. M. Forster. It was first published in The Oxford and Cambridge Review in November of…

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97: my alien sex audiobook played at work (w/ Avital Ash) 1:17:57

2M ago1:17:57

1:17:57

Avital Ash joins the show to discuss a smutty audiobook playing out loud at work, a roommate whodunnit, and a succession style dad inheritance. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Video…

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"The Machine Stops" (Part 1) by E. M. Forster 37:11

3M ago37:11

37:11

A prophetic short story involving mankind's subordination to, reliance upon, and worship of, modern technology. This longer short story will be split up into three parts over today and the following two Sundays. Today's part one of this three part story is titled "The Air-Ship", from "The Machine Stops", written by E. M. Forster. It was first publi…

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96: Jonny hijacks the show to humiliate me (w/ JonnyCakes) 1:03:08

2M ago1:03:08

1:03:08

Jonny Cakes joins the show, and he brought his own segment to embarrass me with, as well as takes calls about a pervert at work, and an awkward run in with an ex at a wedding. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT…

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95: I found bones in my backyard... (w/ Spencer Agnew) 1:09:46

2M ago1:09:46

1:09:46

Spencer Agnew (Smosh) joins the show to take calls about a "summer i turned pretty situation", a daddy with a foot issue, and a caller who found a large amount of bones in her backyard. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Pe…

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Comics & Comicsgate With Preston Poulter - Episode 276 - 4/29/2024 1:35:04

3M ago1:35:04

1:35:04

Preston Poulter of Pocket Jacks Comics joins to talk comic books, the current status of his Comicsgate trademark lawsuit, and his reasons for pursuing it. Plus the economics and challenges of self-publishing comics, some tabletop RPG chat and we learn what a pocket jack is. Shane gets upstaged during the bad joke of the week. Shane Plays Geek Talk …

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94: boyfriend sh*t his pants at the times square applebees (w/ Michelle Khare) 59:59

4M ago59:59

59:59

Michelle Khare (Challenge Accepted) joins the show to take calls about ruining your workplace reputation, a rogue boyfriend in times square, and a live ghosting situation. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Wat…

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"Time Fuze" by Randall Garrett 13:25

4M ago13:25

13:25

A ship with an experimental faster-than-light drive, the first ever to voyage outside of our solar system, arrives some distance from their destination of Alpha Centauri A. Upon arriving, the crew witnesses an unexpected event which has an astronomically low probability of occurrence. For this episode, the short story is titled "Time Fuze" by Randa…

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93: surprise brazilian waxed in front of crowd (w/ Reilly & Geoff) 1:02:08

4M ago1:02:08

1:02:08

Reilly Anspaugh and Geoffrey James return to the studio to wreak havoc, make me laugh, and take calls from a surprise brazilian recipient, and a workplace podcast conundrum. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT W…

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92: fist fighting my figure skating bully (w/ Courtney Parchman) 1:03:59

4M ago1:03:59

1:03:59

Courtney Parchman (@averagefashionblogger) joins the show to take stunning calls about workplace tinder matches, broken office mugs, and facing off with a bully at the adults ice skating rink. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bi…

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"Saknarth" by Millard Verne Gordon (AKA Donald A. Wolheim) 18:44

3M ago18:44

18:44

Saknarth, the Master Astrologer, yearned for the day when mankind would no longer be enslaved; when they would conquer their fears and miseries through learning and enlightenment. The short story for this episode is titled "Saknarth" by Millard Verne Gordon (AKA Donald A. Wolheim), which was first published in the Spring 1942 edition of Science Fic…

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91: dropped my birthday cake running from the cops (w/ Angela Giarratana) 1:00:44

4M ago1:00:44

1:00:44

Angela Giarratana (Smosh, Artists On Artists On Artists) joins the call center to take stunning calls about a sneaky friend dating an ex, a drunken mistake with a coworker, and the most important call we've ever taken on the show. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this…

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MASSIVE GEEKOUT With David Finn Of Signal Of Doom - Episode 275 - 3/29/2024 2:32:52

4M ago2:32:52

2:32:52

Wide-ranging geekout with David Finn of Signal of Doom!! Lots of comic book and MCU chat (like, a lot). Pi Day. Doctor Who, old and new. Google Gemini vs. ChatGPT. Judge Dredd satirizes fascism but can tell multi-layered stories. Godzilla finally wins an Oscar. Godzilla as a metaphor. The essence of the Punisher. It’s been a while, but Shane rants …

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90: Bachelors Struggle To Romance Sexy Strangers (w/ Will, Eric & Jay) 1:06:51

5M ago1:06:51

1:06:51

The Bachelors are back on the show (Will Witwer, Eric Striffler, and Jay Putnam) desperate to find love. Firstly with the callers father who they worked to seek approval from, and secondly with some choice mock dates that keep getting interrupted by a cast of confusing characters. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episo…

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"Ancient Lights" by Algernon Blackwood 20:15

5M ago20:15

20:15

Mr. Thomas, a surveyor's clerk from Croydon, travels to the Sussex Weald to meet with a client about having a copse removed. Upon arriving near his destination, he spots the line of Downs with Chanctonbury Ring at its crest. As he comes upon the crest, he realises that this must be the wood his client wants cut down, and decides to walk through to …

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89: beating the foot fetish allegations (w/ Jay Putnam) 1:03:21

5M ago1:03:21

1:03:21

Jay joins the show to take stunning calls about foot fetish rumors across the ocean, a thumping in the night, and to buy or not to buy a scooter for a beekeeper. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' …

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88: embezzling from my sorority for funsies 41:01

5M ago41:01

41:01

Welcome to the church of PERFECTION, where callers confess their secrets and misdeeds to me on this special triannual, bicentennial solo episode. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Main Channel Vid…

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"Radio Mates" by Benjamin Witwer 41:51

5M ago41:51

41:51

Bromley Cranston, a scientist, devotes himself to achieving a scientific discovery after his beloved has been swept away by another man. Cranston finds himself involved with the other man and his beloved as he makes progress on his invention which is capable of transmitting live beings. The short story for this episode is "Radio Mates", by Benjamin…

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87: we hired a "DIY sperm donor" (w/ Caitlin McGee) 1:01:09

5M ago1:01:09

1:01:09

Caitlin McGee (Home Economics, Mr. Monk's Last Case: A Monk Movie) joins the show to take calls about DIY sperm donation, an astounding conception story, and relationship shattering secrets & lies. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https…

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Greyhawk With Allan "grodog" Grohe - Episode 274 - 2/29/2024 2:02:08

5M ago2:02:08

2:02:08

Despite what you might think from its famous box art, Greyhawk (the first D&D setting published by TSR) isn’t just knights and chivalry… so what is it then? Major Greyhawk fan Allan T. Grohe Jr. aka “grodog” joins to fill us in on all the setting’s fantastic details! Also: Greyhawk is a setting with plenty of room to homebrew within the established…

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86: stalking the tiktok boy in my cult (w/ Kelly Ross & Zach Threlkeld) 1:09:19

5M ago1:09:19

1:09:19

Zachary Carter Threlkeld and Kelly Jean Ross join the show to take calls about fighting rude customers, embarassing yourself in front of your hookup, and properly initiating a date with a famous. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https:/…

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"Beside Still Waters" by Robert Sheckley 13:39

5M ago13:39

13:39

Mark, a space faring prospector, decides to settle himself on a slab of rock in the asteroid belt after making a decent enough strike. He and his companion, Charles, become close friends, taking care of one another whilst enjoying each other's company and conversation. A touching story, with an inevitable conclusion. The short story for this episod…

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85: should I bang my dentist? (w/ Sarah Bonsignore) 1:06:48

6M ago1:06:48

1:06:48

Sarah joins the show to discuss her plagues and eccentricities, as well as whether you should date your dentist/best friend. Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYT Watch Miles' Other Youtube Videos: https://bit.ly/…

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84: toxic theatre department burn book (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer) 57:38

6M ago57:38

57:38

Salud! The WBC is back with another catch phrase, ready to discuss a lie Miles has been living by, as well as calls about a toxic theatre department and being a better dog walker. Perfect Person live has SOLD OUT!!!! If you got a ticket already, thank you!! Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-fr…

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"Never Trust A Thief!" by Robert Silverberg 20:00

5M ago20:00

20:00

Kiley, a thief who now finds himself locked up in a jail cell for the fourth time, is visited telepathically by a powerful alien being from another world. Kiley agrees to a deal with the alien being, who offers to bestow upon Kiley an ability which will make him the perfect thief. This episode's short story is "Never Trust A Thief!" by Robert Silve…

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83: Bachelors Try To Find Love With Callers (w/ Will Witwer, Eric Striffler & Jay Putnam) 1:09:35

6M ago1:09:35

1:09:35

It's the Bachelor Episode, in which Jay, Will and Eric try to find love over the phone with the callers. Will they be CHOSEN by the singles calling in? Or will this whole thing blow up in their FACE. TONIGHT. PERFECT PERSON LIVE: https://dice.fm/event/pweal-perfect-person-podcast-live-with-special-guests-2nd-mar-the-goldfish-los-angeles-tickets Sub…

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Strat-O-Matic Baseball with Champion Bill Meinhardt - Episode 273 - 1/31/2024 1:07:56

6M ago1:07:56

1:07:56

Strat-O-Matic Baseball might be one of the biggest games you’ve never heard of, and three-time champion William “Bill” Meinhardt joins to share his passion for playing it. How long has the game been around, and how many people play it? What’s the one mechanic Bill wishes was in this beloved game? Is there a link between Strat-O-Matic Baseball and F…

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82: bestie blames me for her public meltdown (w/ Nut) 54:05

6M ago54:05

54:05

Nut drops by the studio to answer calls about a fart framer at work, and a caller who maybe banged Miles's cousin, but also had a bestie with a public meltdown. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode) Watch o…

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"Later Than You Think" by Fritz Leiber 23:10

6M ago23:10

23:10

An Archeologist and Space Explorer in the far distant future discuss a discovery which has shed some light on the past history of intelligent life on Earth. Is this archeological find of past Earthlings what the scholars expected to discover? The short story for this episode will be "Later Than You Think" by Fritz Leiber, first published in the Oct…

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81: ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong) 55:20

7M ago55:20

55:20

Aria Inthavong joins the show to take calls about pink eye hookups, leaving illicit toys out for your roommate, and wedding crashing an old roommate you're on bad terms with. NEW MERCH STORE IS OPEN: https://perfectperson.shop/ Subscribe To The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN - Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this ep…

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