Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!
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Tuesdays: The OG Pod featuring Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan, Travonne Edwards, Zach Harper & Wosny Lambre Fridays: The Friday Mailbag. All shows produced by Anthony Mayes. Plus Pack Your Knives and Cinephobe all in one feed.
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Three friends discussing Winchester, VA news and topics. Debating political issues, news, social injustice and anything that is up for debate in our world.
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The Friday Mailbag - Salting The Snail
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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole? How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend? If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home? Gravy Backs all aro…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man. Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler? No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardro…
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It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes. Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out he…
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Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach. Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays? Are you practicing proper sleep hygi…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episode…
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The Friday Mailbag - Give! Me! Beans!
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Eden, Zach & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions. Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a pi…
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Cinephobe Ep 240: Dante's Peak - Part 2 (with Mike Ryan)
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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe t…
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OG Pod - We Don't Have Snitches, We Have Truth Tellers
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Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings. After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today. We un…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do. They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the…
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The Friday Mailbag - No Ties To Thailand
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Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew. If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose? What type of f…
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Cinephobe Ep 240: Dante's Peak - Part 1 (with Mike Ryan)
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Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subsc…
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Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Has your third eye been tingling? Basketball Illuminati returns tomorrow! But in the meantime, check out the only podcast that can go from Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Ricky Davis to Microplastics before even hitting the intro. In less t…
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Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon. Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove your arm into a cannon and pick out your favorite karaoke song... it's time to GIT R DONE. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patr…
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Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings The gang's all here to discuss the preseason blockbuster that shipped Karl Anthony Towns to the Mecca in exchange for Donte DiVincenzo, Julius Randle and a fake first round pick. Is this all about the mone…
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In the second ever episode of Cinephobe (Next), Zach, Amin and Mayes discovered the Mensa member and extremely opinionated author slash movie critic H. Anthony Medley. Unfortunately, despite reviewing hundreds of films since 2002, there are plenty of movies we've done that Tony has not reviewed. In this CT5, we compile the movies that we wish Tony …
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Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the most unorthodox place you've slept? What melee weapon would you use to fight an angry bear? What is the hardest vice to give up and why is it playing games on your phone? Patreon Exclusive: Internet Friends, Moo Deng & the myster…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades. Offense gets the glory - But defense wins the game! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extende…
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Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Zach has returned from his European Vacation and is ready to dive in on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Katie and Mo. Then we settle what the Cheese Pizza of Ice Cream is, whether you take better care of yourself in a relationship or out …
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Cinephobe Ep 238: Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes make a playlist of the best Cinephobe episodes to listen to while you're traveling across Europe. In fact, Zach might be listening to one of these episodes right this instant, as he travels across Europe. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatc…
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The Friday Mailbag - Popeyes In Paris
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Eden, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Eden and Mayes reminisce on early Mailbag nostalgia, back when there were 7 people on the call without video. Do you still search for new music? Would you drink a non alcoholic white claw? Would you mind an AI Darth Vader voice? Patreon Exc…
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Cinephobe Ep 237: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are bonding adamantium to their skeletons to withstand the onslaught of Weapon Xposition in this movie. In order to make this podcast indestructible, first we're going to have to do destroy it. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, A…
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Cinephobe Mailbag: Now You Three Me
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Amin and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe …
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Eden, Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes' internet drops 6 minutes in to the stream, forcing Eden and Emily to step up and carry the bag. Zach joins us from the capital of Denmark, we discuss a very graphically detailed apple rankings, and give piIlow recommenda…
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Cinephobe Ep 236: The Karate Kid Part III
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting all their plutonium deals aside to concentrate on opening a chain of Cobra Kai dojos all over the valley. For the next few weeks, our business is strictly revenge. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, e…
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Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Wos and Mayes are diving into all the madness of Industry's ambitious third season, from the new characters and power players to our favorite cast members resorting to old habits and demons. Capped off by the sensational 'Uncut Gems' tribute in the Rishi centric fo…
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Much like Sean Astin himself, Zach, Amin and Mayes bit off more than they could chew with their first CT5. So now they are back to dig up seven more of their most unbelievable moments in Cinephobe history, the elements of the plot that took it too far, shattering any suspended disbelief that might have existed. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it …
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Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes We start with Amin's barrage of angry texts after listening to the Dirty Work episode of Cinephobe. Then chastise Mo for not paying enough attention and falling asleep while getting his haircut from Sergio, who was watching camping videos on youtube. Zach gets caught up on the Lean Cuisine debacle from last week and w…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are inventing the 'Revenge For Hire' business to save their impotent, whore mongering father with a heart transplant from a degenerate gambling doctor. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and m…
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Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings It's the height of the Dead Zone, as Amin and Zach prepare for 6 hours of radio in the next couple days with this amuse bouche of a podcast. What questions would you be afraid to ask Russell Westbrook? Was Billie Eilish…
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The Friday Mailbag - Consider The Lion
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Eden, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes Mayes got engaged! And Mo is thrilled that the spotlight of matrimonial topics has been passed to another. What non conventional way would you want to be executed? Is there anything you miss about working in an office? What movie would you watch continuously for 24 hours? Did you know Lean Cuisine was still a thing? I…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes are the most ridicalickaliss schemingest keenest scam artists being hunteded by Germans on a private island for fifty thousand dollars. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patre…
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Zach, Amin and Mayes try to determine what makes a character heroic while also exhibiting clear signs of contempt and disdain for decorum. They might do good things, but they do them the wrong way. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, …
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The Friday Mailbag - Half A Cheeseburger
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Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Zach has come up with the ideal way to satiate his appetite, and it could make Jack in the Box a billion dollars. What is your strategy for a long flight? What is the most unhinged behavior you've seen on a plane? How do you make your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Would you rather a burrito made from lasagna ingred…
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