Best Enlightened Savage Podcasts (2024)

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#79 - Shogun Fits 1:10:40

1d ago1:10:40

1:10:40

Fits sings a song, Joce dances a jig, Jeremy tells some jokes and Jake shares some stories. We have stories about: - An ancient pot - New-age killer pot - A killer crack-pot on new-age pot - Putting Fits in a pot and dumping his remains at Disneyland, which has gone to pot. and a bunch of other stuff Listen in and follow the podcast, or you suck. A…

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#78 - Ride the Lightning 1:39:37

26d ago1:39:37

1:39:37

This time on the Savages, we talk about a host of fun stories. I'll list a few: A Swiss supermodel and her psychopath spouse Country bumpkins testing bulletproof vests on each other PDF file teachers The Mandela Effect Artificial Intelligence and the ramifications it will have on society's perceptions A dude who gets electrocuted while stealing cop…

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#77 - Shower Guns, Shed Bombs and Naked Vocalists w/ guest Alyssa 2:01:19

1M ago2:01:19

2:01:19

Hey Savages, on this episode we invite guest Alyssa to come share some stories from her time on them skreets. Alyssa is an officer in a major metro area in a far off land here in the USA. As the title announces, we talk about shower guns, shed bombs, and of course, naked people (all cops gotta have crazy naked people stories). Hit that play button …

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#76 - The Lost Episode!!! 1:21:31

2M ago1:21:31

1:21:31

We searched the annals of history and located this long lost episode! We talk about: Uvalde school shooting update Ninjas Taking off shoes while giving half kisses San Diego PD locked in back seat with A/P Only Fans and dummy cops People taking offense over stupid non-offensive things and much more The Savage of the week is someone intimately famil…

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#75 - The SAVAGES and The Ditch Doctors 2:53:05

2M ago2:53:05

2:53:05

The SAVAGES invite some bus drivers onto the podcast here on #75... Ok, they're really EMTs that drive ambulances but, bus drivers is a fun nickname. These fun young ladies bring you some crazy stories and the SAVAGES explore all of the tangents as the tales unfold. Strap in to your gurney and hang on as these stretcher-fetchers take you for a wild…

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#74 - Chumming the Water 1:34:00

3M ago1:34:00

1:34:00

In this episode we go hard from the beginning, chumming the water at every opportunity possible. In the prelude we talk shit on Bill Nye the non-science guy. We chum the water with a quick call out of Jeremy and his absence. We then chum the water by calling out the ineptitude of the Secret Service and what the world witnessed during the failed ass…

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#73 - SAVAGE Animals 1:21:41

3M ago1:21:41

1:21:41

The Savages tell stories from them Skreets where they've had to deal with various types of animals, such as lions and tigers and bears!!! Oh MY! Well, maybe not those first two. We do tell some stories of the following animals: - Deer - Cougars - Elk - Bears - Cats - Beavers and a few more. These stories get wild (pun intended) so get your beaver c…

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#72 - SAVAGE Vibrations 1:16:08

4M ago1:16:08

1:16:08

Here it is, the episode. I don't want to waste much time trying to thinking of some funny things to say so I'll just list some stuff we talk about:Nudist nymphosVibrators and backpacksWhiskey enemasDuplicitous marriagesDuck loving Grizzly BearsKnife wielding suspectsFits has a strokeBarricaded carpet layersSuper-Socks (look it up)...and a whole lot…

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#71 - The Savages Go To Therapy 2:18:18

5M ago2:18:18

2:18:18

In this episode the Savages bring on "J" who is a licensed mental health clinician. The goal is to bring awareness to mental health. The impetuous behind this decision...? It's May, which is mental health awareness month. As the Savages do, we tell some crazy stories and get some good laughs out of some strange situations. "J" helps the Savages rea…

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#70 - The Savages and a Mail-Order Russian... Lawyer 1:24:16

6M ago1:24:16

1:24:16

Jeremy has a fun experience with the Bratva (the Russian Mafia) and gets to go head to head with one of their lawyers here on U.S. soil. Fits deals with, in his words, a PEDOcyclist accident... Jake faces a moral dilemma out on them skreets in choosing between what is right and what is the law. Lots of other stories are told that are crazy, fun and…

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#69 - Bootlegged Bighorns, Belgian Blue Balls, and the Butt-Naked Bandit 1:18:01

7M ago1:18:01

1:18:01

The episode title describes it all! This episode contains a bunch of crazy stories for you to enjoy. We talk about: - The father of endocrinology and his insane experiments - Fits's new obsession with creating injectable sirums - A naked guy and his day in court - Toe licking for charity Check out these stories. Episode 69 and feeling fine! Leave a…

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#68 - SAVAGE Terminal List 1:13:13

8M ago1:13:13

1:13:13

In this episode, the Savages go toe to toe with "Bang Bros" for the naming rights for the NBA stadium in Miami Florida where the Heat play. But the Savages pull out (pun much?)... because the NBA sucks now days and we don't want to associate with that crap... The Savages chat about a wild situation where CPS discovers parents who are actually chain…

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#67 - Blasting Acorns 1:24:42

8M ago1:24:42

1:24:42

Welcome to the Savage Sing-along, where you'll hear various renditions of some of the songs you know and love... Not really. That would be painful. Instead, we start off like we're shot out of a cannon and we hit 37% in no time while talking about paranormal attacks, dancing jigs and ghosting stories. We have stories about EVIL ladies, multiple rob…

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# 66 - The Savages and The Saints 2:48:02

8M ago2:48:02

2:48:02

Season 3 is bringing some new content to the podcast. In this episode we fly the Sinners Among Saints podcast out to do a little collaboration with the Savages. Megan and Lindsay are the gals who host that podcast which delves into True Crime from far and wide.You know the Savages aren't going to do anything without busting out shenanigans and tomf…

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# 65 - Season 3 Premier: Still Not Cancelled 1:43:57

8M ago1:43:57

1:43:57

We here at the Domesticated Savages are happy to bring to you Season 3! Two seasons under the belt and still not cancelled. We're just as surprised as you are.In this episode we blow the clamps off in the first moments and traverse all of the tangents we could find.We go over some of our favorite times from these last 2 years, Skreets, Fits drownin…

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#64 - One Girl, 20 Cups 1:14:36

9M ago1:14:36

1:14:36

The Savages are putting out a BOLO for Jeremy, as he has not been seen or heard from in ages. Last seen in the trailer park, wearing dirty jeans and a sleeveless T-shirt, gathering soda cans and carrying a banjo.The Savages press forward telling stories of:- People dying and coming back to life- People falling off buildings- One girl who really nee…

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#63 The Whoremaster: w/ guest Brandi 2:55:08

9M ago2:55:08

2:55:08

We bring a full-fledged prostitute onto the podcast to give you a look into the gritty life of street walkers. Brandi is our guest on this episode and she expounds upon the tale of how she went from expressing dog anal glands to getting dudes to try to pay her to do the same to them. Only thing is, that's illegal! In all seriousness, Brandi is an o…

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#62 Fresh Meat for the Grinder 54:57

9M ago54:57

54:57

In this episode, Jake invites onto the podcast a couple rookies and a fellow salty dog. Fits and Jeremy couldn't make it out but no worries, we found some suitable replacements.Jake picks the brains of the young guys to see the differences between civilian life and police life. They talk about the mindset and experiences that have shaped them as th…

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#61 Get Nakey for the Reiki! 1:08:02

10M ago1:08:02

1:08:02

This episode has some fun stories and reverie from the Savages.Topics included:- Personal stories of going to Vegas and sinning.- Teenagers in Vegas kill a fellow classmate in a fisticuffs brawl. They didn't honor the 1v1.- Some stories of fistfights during our youths.- Take an enforcer to your fights to protect you back... and to make you cookies …

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#60 Savage Firepower Re-Loaded: w/ Nick the Canadian Unicorn 2:27:14

10M ago2:27:14

2:27:14

This episode sees the Savages bring back Nick from Sharps Bros. He's the Canadian who makes guns. WEEEEEIRD!!! Nick shares some of his new inventions with us. Stuff that goes "pew pew" and "stab stab". Description of some topics included: - Would you kill to save your kid? - OnlyFans feet pics to earn money for more guns. - Nick is propositioned by…

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#59 The Savages: Sponsored by Canadian Maple Syrup 1:55:56

11M ago1:55:56

1:55:56

The boys are back in town for this episode. We get down by telling stories right out of the shute. In this episode we have:- FNGs and pervies trying to get a glimpse of some nip action, good or bad.- Monster hunters continue their search for Nessie! We also talk Marco Polo, dinosaurs and giants (oh my!)- A Vermont man that unleashes his GTA skills …

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#58 Fireboard Those Mutha-Jammas!: w/ Kris aka Special-K 2:06:26

11M ago2:06:26

2:06:26

We invite our buddy, Special-K onto the podcast. Kris has stories for days and he shares a bunch with us on this episode. We start off by telling a couple national stories. - Landscapers mistaking a dead body for a training dummy. - Nuns using Nun-Fu and Nun-chucks to fight off vandals and thieves. - Crazy dudes eating pancakes in the middle of the…

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#57 Razor Blades and Slappy Hands 1:36:57

11M ago1:36:57

1:36:57

All of the Savages make it onto this episode of the podcast. We start this one off by talking about Halloween traditions and the differences we've seen throughout the years, especially how our experiences differ from our children's experiences now days.We stray into tangent central and go off the rails for a long period of time (what's new there?)T…

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#56 Savage Sensei Michael Jackson: w/ guest Robert the Rocket Scientist 1:33:52

12M ago1:33:52

1:33:52

In this episode, the Savages pay homage to the Marines and Veterans everywhere by telling stories about Marine life. We celebrate Veterans day and the Marine Corps birthday. We bring on "The Coach" Robert, a US Marine turned rocket scientist (I know... not compatible), on the podcast. Robert is an actual rocket scientist who builds shit that travel…

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#55 Nicole Part Deux - Choose Violence 2:03:58

1y ago2:03:58

2:03:58

We have Nicole back on the podcast and she doesn't have to worry about any toe sucking this time! She also gives us an update on her transition! 2 Las Vegas teens are charged with murder and attempted murder in a stolen vehicle A mother kills her 2 daughters to prevent them from going to their dad during a nasty divorce. We also go down the rabbit …

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#54 The Savages Exposed: w/ guest Gavin 1:41:15

1y ago1:41:15

1:41:15

Another day another guest on the podcast! Today we've got Gavin on the mic and he brings the heat! This is an awesome episode with laughs, some cries and of course, Gavin's rookie stories! Joce tells a national tale of a Florida Man who tries to Christopher Columbus the Atlantic in his home built apparatus yet is shut down by the fearless Coast Gua…

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#53 The Loooong and the Short of it: w/ guest Steve 1:33:44

1y ago1:33:44

1:33:44

We have another special guest on this episode. Steve finally visits the Savage Cave and tells us some stories! To be fair (to be faaaaaair), Steve came up several weeks ago, and for whatever reason, Fits did something and the episode never recorded. So, we kidnapped Steve and had him do it all over again! On this special guest episode we talk about…

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#52 Talking Aliens and Conspiracies with Uncle Dave 2:37:48

1y ago2:37:48

2:37:48

We present to you round 3 of conspiracies! Unfortunately, one of the Brothers (Allen) wasn't able to come up, so it's up to Dave to hold down the fort and tell us all about the aliens. We break down interesting events such as:- Incident 40 (Project Grudge)- The Phoenix Lights incident of 1997- Roswell- Area 51- The Philadelphia Experiment But, as y…

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#51 Put Up Your Dukes! 51:36

1y ago51:36

51:36

Josh's mom called and he had to go home, but the Savages kept recording because we're grown ass men and we do what we want! We keep the party going and the laughs steady.- We talk about a story of people getting stuck upside down on a ride for several hours.- The US Army refusing to pay benefits for the death of a soldier.- Fits gets redeemed for h…

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#50 What's the Difference Between a Mustang and a Unicorn?: w/ guest Josh! 1:24:31

1y ago1:24:31

1:24:31

As we melt through the summer, we bring a super fun episode with a special guest: Josh! He's a fellow cop with the Savages and also serves in the United States Army. This is a fun episode filled with hilariously gross stories and, we wrap things up an amazing Savage of the Week!- Josh tells us all about his exploits as a cop in various agencies and…

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#49 Don't Be a Bitch 1:41:36

1+ y ago1:41:36

1:41:36

We've got the whole gang back together, and as expected, we go off the rails on this one! Jake and Joce start off this shit sandwich by telling us about their "upside down pineapple" adventures. We roll right into National Stories where Fits regales us of lottery winners, we give tips for fighting off bears, a judge having special meetings with pro…

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#48 Bombs, Self-Redactions and Uzis 1:52:52

1+ y ago1:52:52

1:52:52

Macho Man Jake makes an appearance on the podcast! We tell a story from Mexico of a stabby jealous lover. Then, we visit Michigan Bill who might be one of Macho Man's opponents... Actually, it's a new bill proposed by the state of Michigan to recuperate money if/when a new officer leaves to go to a different agency. We find out that Georgia has rea…

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#47 Cloacas, Prison Vamps and Handcuff Courage 1:15:42

1+ y ago1:15:42

1:15:42

In this episode of the Domesticated Savages podcast we try to keep the train on the rails for a hot minute but fail spectacularly! Within no time we're talking about Bee Lives Matter protesters, Prison Vampires, Healing Crystals, The numeric levels of power attained by witches, The benefits of a medical ass blasting, Going on naked campouts with Je…

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#46 The Tricky Mistress 1:25:20

1+ y ago1:25:20

1:25:20

In this episode of the podcast we have some phenomenal stories for you. We start off by telling some stories from Florida and Georgia. We discuss the new law in Florida and how if you mess around with little kids, you'll find out with the death penalty. We talk about the pedo village in Florida that serves as a haven for segzual offenders... (WTF?!…

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#45 Skreet Daddy 1:24:45

1+ y ago1:24:45

1:24:45

This episode of the Domesticated Savages has a grip of stories for you to enjoy. First, we tell a story of Cedar the goat and how he met his demise. We then introduce you to the story of Mrs. Han(d)cock and her devious machinations. (You'll see what I did there) That leads us to our Tales from dem Skreets: - An introduction to the Savage Daddy conc…

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#44 Pucker Factor 2:02:54

1+ y ago2:02:54

2:02:54

In this episode we talk about some crazy stuff that will prove to you fact is stranger than fiction. We have Justin back on and he tells us some homicide stories which will certainly produce nightmares... I know those experiences haunt my dreams. We also talk about: - A crazy guy who tries to open an airplane door mid-flight - Some of our work stor…

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Parenting neurotypical kids 18:25

1+ y ago18:25

18:25

Send us a text Parenting is a full time job. Any parent will tell you about how challenging it can be. They will also tell you about how rewarding it is and how much they love the quality time they spend with their little ones. Sadly, the rewarding moments are few and far between for some parents whose children have additional needs and challenging…

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#43 Meat In Your Mouth!: w/ new addition Justin 1:22:53

1+ y ago1:22:53

1:22:53

In today's episode we bring back a retired OG of the department, Justin! This man has stories for days. He has so many that we already have plans to bring him back for more episodes. Justin's stories include:- Naked warrant services with a dude's junk swinging in the breeze- Sex swings- Swinging on backyard gates (lots of swings, apparently) while …

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#42 Into the Mouth of Hell We March 1:50:37

1+ y ago1:50:37

1:50:37

In this episode, the Savages go off the rails on the crazy train! So many crazy topics that will have your head spinning. Weird stuff galore, as we discuss things such as: - A Florida pair arrested for filming sexual acts with their dog - Someone passing Flipper's skull through airport security and is caught by TSA - Fits: The zoologist/marine biol…

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#41 Germans, Jizz and Just The Tip 1:29:09

1+ y ago1:29:09

1:29:09

On this episode of the Savages, we tell some stories from the land of the Blitzkrieg and find out those crazy Germans might be housing Doctor Frankenstein.We also investigate a mysterious man overboard from a cruise ship and ruminate on how long Fits would survive if such a scenario befell him (spoiler, not very).We introduce a new segment: Just th…

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#40 Savage Spelunking 1:48:07

1+ y ago1:48:07

1:48:07

In this episode the Savages bring on the new addition to the podcast (Mort) and find that, apparently, the 2nd chair has character which seems to be passed on from the former bearer. Fits shares some news stories and the crew weighs in on the ridiculousness of it all. The Savages dole out some stories from them skreets, including: - A story with so…

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#39 A Savage New Year! 1:15:02

2y ago1:15:02

1:15:02

We start 2023 off with a bang and a brand new season of Domesticated Savages! Unfortunately, we also start off with some bad news regarding Jeremy being fired from the Savages. However, this opens up a position on the podcast, so keep an eye out for an application opportunity if you want to join our team!In this episode we relate a ridiculous story…

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Making it work - Supporting NeuroTypicals in the workplace 21:37

2y ago21:37

21:37

Send us a text People who suffer from neurotypical disorder face a wide range of barriers to employment. It is estimated that in Australia right now , the unemployment rate for neurotypical individuals is as high as 4%. In this episode we talk about ways we can make our workplaces more accessible for NeuroTypicals so that we might have a future whe…

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#38 The Other Side of the Mic: w/ guest Dispatcher Derek 1:48:08

2y ago1:48:08

1:48:08

Savage Squad, we bring to you a very interesting episode where we bring in one of our dispatchers, Derek, to tell us what it's like being on the other side of the radio. He tells us some rookie stories and the Savages discuss some misconceptions between dispatchers and police! This is an interesting episode with advice on what types of objects were…

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#37 The Savage Files Redux 2:35:35

2y ago2:35:35

2:35:35

The Savages bring back The Conspiracy Brethren (Brother Dave and Brother Allen, aka Dickhead Darrell) to talk about what the Deep State is and how it works. Then we roll into discussing NUKES! Brother Dave tells us all about nukes and how to protect ourselves from them. As always, we deviate and talk about disrupting deaf women sleeping and Fits' u…

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Defining NeuroTypical Disorder 16:16

2y ago16:16

16:16

Send us a text Research shows that up to 98% of the population are NeuroTypical. This statistic might have you wondering if someone in your life could be suffering from this poorly understood disorder. In this episode, Dr Jane Savage explains how NeuroTypical disorder is diagnosed and gives examples of how neurotypicality can present in individuals…

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#36 Savage Redaction 1:36:13

2y ago1:36:13

1:36:13

The Savages talk about some super silly international stories that make you wanna get some gator skin boots. They share some personal stories about the mean skreets... Leonidas ain't got shit on us. This is THE DOMESTICATED SAVAGE PODCAST! Tune in and tune up. POWERBALL, bitches!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/d…

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#35 Savage Halloween Special: w/ guest Ben 1:50:29

2y ago1:50:29

1:50:29

Welcome to the Savage Halloween episode! We invite Ben onto the podcast to tell some stories from his time working in a remote location near Skinwalker Ranch. We get spooky AF talking about paranormal activities and extraterrestrials. Bust out your Ouija boards and play along as we tell stories from the other side. --- Support this podcast: https:/…

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#34 The Savages Explode!!!: w/ guest Bomb Squad Chuck 1:05:36

2y ago1:05:36

1:05:36

The Savages welcome Chuck from the Bomb Squad onto the podcast. Chuck regales us with explosive stories from his time working international waters in the desert (you'll understand when you listen) and on explosive devices. Put on your Kevlar helmet and find cover because this episode is THE BOMB.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.…

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#33 The Savages Sort 'em Out 1:50:42

2y ago1:50:42

1:50:42

In this episode the Savages discuss the death penalty and the nuances that it holds. We talk about serial killers and the heinous crimes committed by those individuals. We tell some personal cop stories about peepers kreepin' lookin for that visual stimulation. We take a look at pedophiles (aka chomos) and the sentences levied out for those crimes.…

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