Best Lono Podcasts (2024)

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4.3 Things That Come in Pods 31:18

3d ago31:18

31:18

Talking about life in hotels and how 7/11 will save the day no matter where in the world you are. As well as about things that come in pods. Also Lono’s sound isn’t ideal; he’s the worst (it does get better, aside from some kids in the background, let’s call them guest stars)By Lono

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WBD Presents: Out of Focus With Tony Episode 1 39:29

7d ago39:29

39:29

Welcome, dearest Deaders, to a brand-new series! Lono here, to introduce you all to Tony, and his charmingly demented ramblings about our beloved genre. In this incredibly fun pilot episode, Tony introduces himself and his unique approach to horror. From video stores and those glorious VHS covers, to classics that stick with you for life, Tony has …

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WBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 3 41:06

10d ago41:06

41:06

Hoo boy, what a ride! This episode we get more of that sweet, sweet Kevin Pollak goodness, learn more about The Legion/Order/Whatever Else, Ruber is sweepy and straight up sets a guy on fire, and we get the raddest firefight ever seen that revolves around a hair comb. All of that and so much more awaits you on Dude, Where’s My Room! Have any questi…

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4.2 Desert Island Boots 53:36

10d ago53:36

53:36

In this episode, we talk with William Barton, AKA https://bootspy.com/ to learn about important survival skills like eating your boots and outrunning a wild boar.By Lono

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Episode 126 2:10:59

12d ago2:10:59

2:10:59

It’s time to get weird, kiddies. But that’s what you came here for, right? This episode, we get a bit unhinged (and by “we”, I mostly mean Lono) as we talk horror news, Ian’s recent travels, Lynchian strangeness, The Last Drive In and the correct way to make grilled cheese sandwiches, and Lono takes a turn as your favorite stoner Andy Rooney. Add t…

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4.1 Scrub Daddy 29:01

17d ago29:01

29:01

Starting off the new season with some immediate technical problems, perfect. Introducing a new host which resolves a long standing denim dads conspiracy theory. How murdering your in-laws can lead to free watches. John Lithgow’s bathtub synergy. Lono gets his Lisas confused (he’s actually legit deaf). A lot of talk about bones, which establishes wh…

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WBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 2: The Clock 39:37

22d ago39:37

39:37

Come along with us, dear listeners, as we delve deeper into the mysteries of The Lost Room. In this episode, shadowy organizations are revealed, Weasels are stripped, impenetrable fortresses are penetrated, and friends become enemies who become murderers. All that and so much more on Episode 2 of Dude, Where’s My Room? Have any questions or comment…

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Episode 125 2:04:30

24d ago2:04:30

2:04:30

Your favorite horror nerds are back in the studio to provide you with the auditory nourishment that you crave! We’ve got horror news, some especially groovy tunes, a plethora of crew questions, and so much more. So gird your loins, sweet Deaders, and get ready for We Belong Dead 125! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our s…

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WBD Presents: Dude, Where's My Room? Episode 1 39:56

1M ago39:56

39:56

Imagine, if you will, a sketchy motel room that is seemingly outside the parameters of what we consider “real” or “logical”. Next, imagine that you had a key that could open any door and take you straight to said room. That’s where we kick off our journey into the underseen gem from the early aughts, The Lost Room! Travel along with us via either Y…

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Episode 124 2:34:02

1M ago2:34:02

2:34:02

Howdy boys and girls, and welcome back to the bowels of the bunker! We hope you’re ready to join us as we go on another adventure into the madcap and the macabre, because this episode is a doozy! We’ve got Tinglers, 14 hour space epics, psycho-sexual religious zealots, and ex pimps - turned angsty PIs - turned shitty painters. All that and so much …

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3.14 Pie 32:42

1M ago32:42

32:42

Surprise drop for the holiday. We coin a new genre of fashion, "49er chic." Also a surprising number of classic rivalries are discussed. Freenote vs Ironheart. Pusha T vs Drake. Taylor Swift vs Hitler. Also, Lono called a friend in India. It's 4/10 in Delhi, 2/10 outside the city.By Lono

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3.13 Tales of Cocktails 37:28

2M ago37:28

37:28

Lots of technical problems in this one, kids in the background and Lono turns into a robot that must be muted (it’s pretty funny, we think…if not, sorry!) Anyway, this marks two consecutive episodes with breaking baby news. We also learn that this Paul's practice podcast and take a deep dive into the origins of the old fashioned and the oddities of…

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3.12 Never Shake the Baby 1:01:48

2M ago1:01:48

1:01:48

Mike from Shaking Boots and Adam from Pughuh Style Guy are on for dadvice. Also a surprising amount of corporate synergy, high school reunions, Adam comparing his wife to a car, and the all-timer line describing cutting the umbilical cord as "cutting a steak with a pair of scissors."By Lono

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 14: Rejection 1:47:01

2M ago1:47:01

1:47:01

Welcome to another installment from the Secretary’s Secret Lair. It is a concept as old as time. What once meant potential death, can now just feel like impending dome for most. I’m talking about the inevitable, Rejection. It comes from many directions but it doesn’t mean our fate. I explore four movies that represent the theme of Rejection. I comb…

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Episode 123 2:51:26

2M ago2:51:26

2:51:26

Try as it might, life just cannot keep an incredibly okay podcast down. That’s right kiddies, after multiple reschedulings, your favorite reefer-fueled horror junkies are back in the studio! We start off celebrating the life of some real heavy hitters who we’ve lost recently, then dive head first right into the good stuff. Topics like classic Hamme…

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3.11 311 48:03

2M ago48:03

48:03

A deep dive into the 90s, from people who were there. You could call it extreme...By Lono

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WBD: Top 5 Fresh Grave 42:54

2M ago42:54

42:54

Here's a silly little something to tide ya'll over until WBD ep. 123 drops (SOON!). Lono FINALLY narrows down an already narrow list of horror flicks released last year into a pocket-sized top 5 list! Put it in ya! #Horror #HorrorGeek #HorrorPunk #Top5 #2023 #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #WeBelongDeadPodcast #FreshGraves #Renfield #SuitableFlesh #Brookl…

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3.10 Viva Silver Dollar City 33:23

2M ago33:23

33:23

Shawn from Missouri Denimdad is here talking vasectomies and creationism, resort life, the danger of hobbies turning into jobs, the eternal appeal of firetruck sweaters, and how “this is now a political podcast” (don't worry, it's not). Plus, it absolutely dates itself with some extremely optimistic predictions of when it will be released (you'll s…

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3.9 The Denim Moms Podcast 45:37

2M ago45:37

45:37

Ashley from den1mom comes on and you can tell it's absolutely a recent recording by the status of her account, the conversation about seeing John Wick 4 in the theater, and how Wednesday Addams is definitely still in the zeitgeist.By Lono

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Episode 122 3:21:36

3M ago3:21:36

3:21:36

And we are back! That’s right, after weeks of forced rescheduling due to work, weather, and the dreaded covid, your favorite hosts have returned to give you a dose of reefer-fueled spooky goodness that you so desperately crave. We’ve got everything you could ask for: months old horror news, discussions on recent watches of horror flicks both classi…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 13: Evil Kids 1:35:01

3M ago1:35:01

1:35:01

The Secretary's Secret Lair is back with an appropriate 13th episode. This month we explore Evil Kids centered around biological, nurture and environmental theories. The movies that best give us an example of these are The Bad Seed (1956), Alice Sweet Alice (1974) and Who Can Kill a Child aka Island of the Damn (1976). Are these children at fault f…

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1/12 KUKAHI: THE DATING GAME 40:17

4M ago40:17

40:17

TOXIC MASCULINITY IN HAWAIIAN MOVEMENTS, QUEER DATING, AND MORE! FT SPECIAL GUEST JADE C. OF LAHAINA, MAUIBy Emma

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 12: Agency 1:07:05

4M ago1:07:05

1:07:05

Happy Holidays and New Year. I made it just under the wire to bring you a holiday episode. This month I am focusing on the three, some of my favorite Christmas movies. The first being the greatest in my humble opinion, 1974’s Black Christmas, followed by Silent Night (2021) and ending with the most fun I have had all year with a, 2023’s Onyx the Fo…

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Episode 121 2:34:34

4M ago2:34:34

2:34:34

Well it’s Christmastime, and your favorite jolly elves at We Belong Dead have decided to give you kids a present: Episode 121! Whether you see it as a gift for good behavior or a punishment for being naughty , that’s up to you. Either way, it’s better than socks from Grammy, right? Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our soc…

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WBD: Scrooged Fresh Grave 47:05

4M ago47:05

47:05

Simply put, in this Fresh Grave, Lono rambles on about the greatest Christmas movie ever made, Scrooged! #WeBelongDeadPodcast #Podcasts #HorrorPodcast #Horror #HorrorG eek #HorrorPunk #HorrorLife #Christmas #Movies #BillMurray #RichardDonner #MichaelODonoghue #FrancisXavierCross #Scrooged #MutantFam #Love…

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31 Days of Halloween Special 2023 2:50:22

5M ago2:50:22

2:50:22

Well, it’s early December, and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s time to present the 31 Days of Halloween 2023! This year’s edition is a certified monster, with a ton of new-to-us flicks, old comfort staples, and what some might consider a ludicrous amount of double and triple features. So settle in kiddos, because this is gonna be a hel…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 11: Inside the Lair 1:57:03

5M ago1:57:03

1:57:03

In this special episode, I get flipped up and turned around as I invite my boss, Lono from We Belong Dead into my secret lair. Even though Mr. Lono and I have corresponded for a couple years, this is the first time we have spoken virtual face to face. Lono takes the rings and we kick back discussing horror through his many questions to allow the li…

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kulu 11/28: HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED 44:46

5M ago44:46

44:46

peter martin, la kuokoa, lahaina kine tingzBy Emma

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Episode 120 2:25:32

6M ago2:25:32

2:25:32

Greetings from the bunker, oh loyal listeners! Hope you had the spookiest of Halloweens this year, and we are back in the studio for your listening pleasure. This episode has got it all: horror news, 80s wrestling, super gay pirates, crew questions, and a brand new Scare Exchange! And that’s just a taste of what’s in store for you, so get cozy and …

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Spookfuckular 2023 2:52:53

6M ago2:52:53

2:52:53

Hope you Halloweenies had the best spooky season possible! And what better way to end the season than with a Spookfuckular? This year we picked a couple of gems from the Visual Vengeance catalog: Moonchild and Slaughter Day! Not gonna lie to ya, this one is a bit of an endurance test, but we believe in you. So strap in, fire up your favorite SOV pl…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 10: Possession 1:30:32

6M ago1:30:32

1:30:32

Happy Holiday, your secretary has another unnerving episode for you this month. I examine three possession movies by giving you the history of the true story behind the first two, The Exorcist and The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Then we drift away from Catholicism to explore Judaism approach of possession and exorcism in Demon (2015). In the psychology…

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WBD: Halloween Fresh Grave 1:09:57

6M ago1:09:57

1:09:57

How about an hour-long treat this spooky season from yer weird Uncle Lono! Listen as he rambles on and on and gets more and more annoyed as he takes a truly shallow dive into the entire Halloween film franchise! The good (Thank you, Mr. Carpenter!), the bad (H20 means WATER!), and the very ugly (I'm lookin' at YOU Mr. Gordon Green)! It's definitely…

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Episode 119 2:50:23

6M ago2:50:23

2:50:23

And just like that, we’re back on track! Feels good to be back in the studio so soon, and Bo Diddley do we have a treat in store for you. Once we give our respects to some heavy hitters who have recently departed, we discuss a good bit of horror news, go into our Friday the 13th shenanigans, play some tunes from a couple of newly discovered bands, …

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Episode 118 2:56:01

7M ago2:56:01

2:56:01

You’d think that for someone who’s been doing this podcasting gig as long as we have, we’d be better at staying on schedule. Yet again, life reared it’s ugly, pustule laden head and fucked us up! But we are fresh outta the studio to provide you with the hilarious, reefer-hazed content that you so crave. We’ve got horror news, Happy Tree Friends ref…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 9: Nunsploitation 1:16:14

7M ago1:16:14

1:16:14

Welcome my servants, it is your Mother Superior and I just recorded another episode In the Secretary’s Secret Lair. I discus Nunsploitation and four movies. The first is The Nun and the Devil, then The True Story of the Nun of Monza, followed by a great Japanaese Nunsploitation, School of the Holy Beast. Lastly, the movie that started it all, The D…

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LAHAINA FOREVER 9/14 1:17:59

8M ago1:17:59

1:17:59

By Emma

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Episode 117 3:14:52

8M ago3:14:52

3:14:52

Admit it, you’ve missed us. At least a little bit, right? Well, apologies for playing hard to get lately, but hopefully we’re past this hump of random life shit getting in the way of our studio time. That being said, we have got a helluva show for you this week! Once we get past the sad, but hopefully cathartic, heavy hitter RIPs, we have got plent…

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WBD: JBB Fresh Grave 22:03

8M ago22:03

22:03

Ahoy freaks! I know, I know, where the hell is WBD ep. 117??? Well, it's been delayed to this weekend due to unforseen circumstances. Fear not, megasode 117 is right around the corner! So, to bridge that grimey little gap, Captain Lono is here to give ya a sneak peak into the next full episode! BUT, the main focus of this Fresh Grave is our Lord an…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 8: Existential Crisis 57:15

8M ago57:15

57:15

Hello, It’s the secretary here taking over the write up again. I’m not nearly as clever as my boss but here goes. In episode 8 I discuss The Fly (1986), Halley (2012) and Thanatomorphose (2012). On the surface all three films involve a protagonist facing decomposition and deterioration. But these films are more than superficial body horror. They ar…

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WBD: Head Cheese Fresh Grave 45:08

8M ago45:08

45:08

To honor the 50-year anniversary of the "event" that gave birth to the greatest horror film of all-time, Uncle Lono has thrown all 9 movies from the franchise into a crock pot, and slow-cooked them fuckers for this rushed, raw, and ragged dispatch! Here for yer listening pleasure, Lono awkwardly unleashes his thoughts on each entry! "Looks like I'v…

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Episode 116 3:10:42

9M ago3:10:42

3:10:42

Hold on to your britches, loyal Deaders, because you’ve got a “Giant-Size Man-Thing” of an episode comin’ atcha! We are delving deep into some nonsense that is too varied to lay out here, but we think you’re gonna dig it. But this one is indeed a doozy, so properly prepare yourselves for We Belong Dead: Episode 116! Have any questions or comments f…

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WBD: Venture Bros. Fresh Grave 25:25

9M ago25:25

25:25

Go Team Lono! Welcome Deaders, to a new fiasco Ian and I are launching. We've re-branded the We Belong Dead: Fresh Graves format in order to give you, our lovers, more content! It's all explained in this pilot episode. And speaking of this here episode, ya get 20 or so minutes of me (Lono) rambling on about the brand new Venture Bros. movie, Radian…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 7: Desperation 51:46

9M ago51:46

51:46

Hello, It’s the secretary here taking over the write up since I am getting this out a little late in the month. I discuss The Strangers, Mandy and A Serbian Film. All three films share some similarities but the theme I pulled out and will discuss further in the psychology portion, is desperation. I’m sure we all have experienced this one way or ano…

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Episode 115 2:46:01

9M ago2:46:01

2:46:01

We are back in the studio kiddos, so listen up and prepare yourselves for another (almost) lethal dose of We Belong Dead! We know you were worried about us not putting out content due to the strikes, but we decided to put our film careers on hold to give you more of the reefer-fueled content that you so desperately crave. So sit in your comfiest ch…

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Episode 114 2:31:15

10M ago2:31:15

2:31:15

We have got a beefy one for you this week, ya buncha mongrels! There’s a ton of horror-ific news, some new release views to talk about, a double dose of Scare Exchange, and so much more. So prepare your loins for We Belong Dead 114! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a message to our social media pages or email us directly at webelongde…

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WBD Presents In the Secretary's Secret Lair Ep. 6: Fetishism 1:28:02

10M ago1:28:02

1:28:02

It is in the devilish Secretary's nature to push our limits, to test how far we are willing to gaze into the abyss of our beloved genre, even when the abyss may repulse us, or sting our souls with the perverse truths that sometimes spill forth. It is in this spirit that she gets to work on this episode's 4 dark celluloid cadavers celebrating Fetish…

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LONO 6/16: THE TRIPLETS 39:28

10M ago39:28

39:28

Anu @hearhawaii Von @hanaumea Tia @cosmikuiniBy Emma

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Episode 113 2:10:10

11M ago2:10:10

2:10:10

We are back in the swing of things, and oodelally are you in for it, loyal listeners. That’s right, the WBD boys are all hopped up on reefer, energy drinks, and the death of Pat Robertson, so you know it’s gonna be a good one! So get comfy, settle in, and prepare thyselves for We Belong Dead 113! Have any questions or comments for us? Send us a mes…

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OLEPAU: KAUʻI LOPEZ ON HULA 26:04

11M ago26:04

26:04

cultural appropriation of hula, a brief history, and hula as ceremony.By Emma

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WBD Summer Kickoff Double Feature 1:03:30

11M ago1:03:30

1:03:30

Are you ready for the summer? Are you ready for the sunshine? Are you ready for the craziest goddamn regatta you’ve ever seen? Are you ready for Chainsaw and Dave? If you answered yes to any of those questions, then oh boy do we have a treat for you! That’s right, it’s the We Belong Dead Summer Kickoff Double Feature! For this episode, the WBD Boys…

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