Best Rambling Absurdities Podcasts (2024)

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821: Deep Dive on Overthinking 44:04

3d ago44:04

44:04

Neal discusses what they did to Craig Ferguson, humanoid cats fraternising with regular cats, what to do if your president freezes, elastic band fracture science, a deep dive on overthinking, interpretating foreign languge gestures, how non wilful ignorance works, Irish kids who reference the feds, hotdesking on procedural dramas, why the second ca…

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Rambling 278: Skinwalker Ranch 59:59

4d ago59:59

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What goes on at the Skinwalker Ranch? What are the stories of this place? Did the indigenous people of the region have anything to say about this place? The duo dive into the extremely active paranormal Skinwalker Ranch. A hotspot for all strange and unexplainable activity. The goal? To link the paranormal activity to high energy circumstances rela…

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Presenting: Desert Skies 30:18

9d ago30:18

30:18

Hello, detectives! Today, we are delighted to share a new show we think you’ll love! Today we’re sharing the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt audio drama about life on the road between this world and the next. The story takes place at a gas station in the afterlife called Desert Skies Astral Plane Fuel and Service Sta…

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820: Talking Cat Cuss Therapy 49:21

10d ago49:21

49:21

Neal examines what we know about farm animal cravings, contemplates career progression in a firm of guitarists, reimagines Sinéad O’Connor’s SNL pope photo protest, exposes the restaurant toothpick scam and discusses humanely expelling a wasp, why movie trailors shouldn’t be free, recreational self injury (non-psychotic), rib geneology, taking the …

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Rambling 277: The Winchester House 59:59

11d ago59:59

59:59

Who was Sarah Lockwood? What is the Winchester House? And what purpose does any of this serve? The duo go back to investigating individual cases and crack open the case of the Winchester House. A mysterious and strange mansion with odd circumstances surrounding it. The discovery made turns out to be more relevant than could have ever been anticipat…

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819: Nine to Five for the Shipwrecked 53:53

16d ago53:53

53:53

Neal proposes a twelve step approach to ET and discusses nine to five life for the shipwrecked, anti-social astronauts, saving on invisible ink, how raisons d’etre work, the truth about gout, a new understanding of you Americans, learning from Orson Welles, modesty on public transport, spitting in the theatre of the mind, why x-ray glasses never to…

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818: Punch in the Face or More Genesis? 47:23

25d ago47:23

47:23

Neal discusses black boxes in popular culture, a role for camels in health spas, TV casket reunions, ambidextrous banking, a foot-related tip for smokers, a cat’s analysis of the songs of Genesis, wishful thinking about superjet lounges, recording off TV in 2024, songs about administrative work, a cat’s take on Peter Gabriel’s career phases, tellin…

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Rambling 276: The Point of Gaza 59:59

25d ago59:59

59:59

What is the true purpose of what’s happening in Gaza? Do we have similar examples? And if we do, what is Israel really doing and who really are they? The duo now with answers to move forward, evolve the nature of their questioning taking them straight to present day to some astounding revelations. An episode which completely reframes all that is kn…

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817: Warning – Hermit Crabs from the Outset (poor audio in parts) 51:45

1M ago51:45

51:45

Pardon the slightly off audio in places, due to misadventure. Neal exposes the abhorrent life of the cranberry sauce obsessive, remembers a disturbing mass produced heart surgery portrait and discusses whiskey in sit-coms, two very different ways to appreciate crabs, why dogs’ mouths are impractical, Stephen King’s so called stand, a bus tour of no…

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Rambling 275: Nazi Israel's Genocide of Palestine 59:59

1M ago59:59

59:59

If no one agrees with the actions of Israel, why haven’t governments picked up arms to protect the lives of the innocent? Why is Egypt not stepping in by force to protect Palestinians forcing Israel to withdraw or accidentally attack Egyptians providing aid? Why has Gaza always been under the leadership of foreign governments and powers? The duo un…

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Rambling 274: Kendrick vs Drake Nuance 59:59

1M ago59:59

59:59

What exactly took place in the rap beef between Culture Rapper Kendrick and self-proclaimed Pop-Rapper Drake? The world has agreed on a victory, but looking beyond this proclamation, what are the objective truths involved? Did the culture gain or lose something through these interactions? The duo unpack the Rap Beef between the two rappers in an at…

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816: Intermission Me Bollix 56:54

1M ago56:54

56:54

Neal makes an empassioned case for the return of the sitcom theme song, considers assembling a whale stomach survival kit, provides a brief orientation for new listeners, has a go at defining the parameters for a study of the interchangeability of potato and chicken skins, proposes a Russian doll solution to the property crisis and discusses catche…

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Rambling 273: Looking for Questions 59:59

2M ago59:59

59:59

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815: No to Intestinal Retrieval No to Intestinal Retrival 58:44

2M ago58:44

58:44

Neal looks at how dogs instintively guard agains snout detachment, how the savvy traveller uses their tailwind Time Savings, why your burner phone doesn’t make you a loser. Stephen King’s afterlude process, fun toilet cistern disposal methods, the entrhalling possibilities of 360 degree facial philosophy, a plumbing experiment of which the listener…

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Rambling 272: Where To Go From Here 59:59

2M ago59:59

59:59

Where To Go From Here What is the ultimate goal of the Necromancers, of the Research Groups and their Experiments? What is the purpose of their actions? Who is the good guy and the bad guy in the story? The duo take a different approach to the Data relative to the Elysians, Necromancers, everything surrounding them and more in an attempt to find a …

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Rambling 271: The Hermetic Works 59:59

2M ago59:59

59:59

How’d Hermes Acquire his Philosopher’s Stone? Was he alone? And what is this strange tablet? The duo continue to deep dive into Hermes Trismegistus’ works and history in an everlasting quest to understand the purpose of ancient advanced civilizations. - The Original Hermetic Philosopher’s Stone - Angelic Gift - Collaboration - Discovery - The Emera…

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Mini-Mystery: The Case of the Missing Magician 14:27

2M ago14:27

14:27

Hello detectives--something different today! To celebrate our crowdfund, we decided to run what we call a Solve-A-Thon–we ran a series of five polls on our social media accounts over the weekend so that you, the listeners, could help us craft a mystery–we asked you to select a client, a crime, a location, an object, and a clue, which you so generou…

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814: An Itch no McBreakfast can Scratch 1:11:52

2M ago1:11:52

1:11:52

Neal illustrates the Mandela Effect phenomenom using Status Quo’s discography, reevaluates Popeye, changes your mind about socks and discusses what we know about helicoptors, how elevators should work, a clever trick for locating a cordless phone with ham, why holes in food are useful, why the sausage thing last time was a bit much, defining the fa…

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Rambling 270: Enoch the Honorary 59:59

3M ago59:59

59:59

Enoch the Honorary Is Enoch a Necromancer? Is he The Master Necromancer? Did he solely create the Philosopher’s Stone? The Duo deep dive into Enoch, the earliest individual they could track who’s ever used the name/title of Hermes Trismegistus. The answers that are discovered and the questions that are asked become an instant game changer. - The Bo…

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Rambling 269: The Harrowing of Hell 59:59

3M ago59:59

59:59

What was the true reason for the Crucifixion? What happened to Jesus after getting Crucified? What was his ultimate goal? The duo unpack the Harrowing of Hell and the fact that according to the Bible it seems Jesus died a sinner, but why? The Crucifiction Jesus the Sinner The Journey to Hell Hidden Prison Retrieving the Goods Yaldabaoth (AKA Jehova…

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Season One Q&A Part 2: The Creators 1:28:06

3M ago1:28:06

1:28:06

Support our Season 2 crowdfund HERE (updated link). The Place: This Podcast The Time: Post-Season One, Pre-Season Two - way later than we thought this would release The Mystery: Your questions The Solution: Our answers The Detectives: Ian Geers (co-creator), Lauren Grace Thompson (co-creator) The Hosts: Ian Geers, Lauren Grace Thompson (Creators) L…

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Rambling 268: Hermes 59:59

3M ago59:59

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Who is Hermes Trismegistus? Is he somehow connected to the figures we have uncovered? Is he our Master Necromancer? The duo unpack what is known and what is hidden about Hermes and his secret teaching. What’s uncovered and what it implies once again alters everything we thought we knew! Topics Discussed: - The Hermetica - Secret Teachings - Aristot…

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813: Getting the Fliuch out of Here 1:01:51

3M ago1:01:51

1:01:51

Neal discusses popping your Bs, the trouble with playing a zombie, how to purchase free tap water in pubs, BB Max and other nemeses, apple seed myths, the globalisation of bin day, a tip for listeners who don’t enjoy this voice, a card game nation, an entrepreneur’s guide to counting money, why Nickelodeon goes over children’s heads, the trouble wi…

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Rambling 267: The Master Necromancer 59:59

3M ago59:59

59:59

Who is the Master Necromancer? Where does he teach? Who has he taught? The duo investigate the case of the Master Necromancer who must have predated the events of Christ. The investigation leads our duo to stunning new revelations about old names and important information about new ones. Locating the Master Necromancer Intersection of the Persian D…

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Presenting: Give Me Away 34:26

3M ago34:26

34:26

They call the spaceship that crashed in the Nevada desert “The Ghosthouse” because it screams—the screams of thousands of extraterrestrial political prisoners uploaded into its horrific mainframe. The only way to free them... is to transfer them into the bodies of humans willing to share their minds with an alien second consciousness. But who would…

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Rambling 266: The St. Patrick Deep Dive

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Rambling 265: Fetuses and Containers 59:59

4M ago59:59

59:59

Fetuses and Containers What was inside the container? Who was responsible? What does it mean? The duo investigate a strange rumor about a container that might be linked to a familiar substance. What they discover is note quite what they expected to find! - Investigator Jon Doe - Storage Unit Company - 15,000 Fetuses - Reasons and Speculation - The …

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812: The IRA and Everest 54:43

4M ago54:43

54:43

Neal takes an objective look at Hansel and Gretel and discusses the trouble with heroin, basement-attic philosophy, the IRA on Everest, the argument against thought experiments, broken leg mysteries, the rainy day myth, advice for News Junkies, Einstein’s dog equation, dog narratives versus dog stories, how a trained actor drinks piss, declaring ga…

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Rambling 264: The Journey to the Far East 59:59

4M ago59:59

59:59

On his way to Japan, where did Jesus stop? Why were these locations selected? What did he do while there? The duo unpack some of the inventions Jesus began developing on his way to Japan where he erects the Shinto Gates. What the duo discover by having all the data at once is more than either of them could have ever predicted. - The Trip to Japan -…

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811: How to Win BIG in the Confession Box 1:10:03

4M ago1:10:03

1:10:03

Neal discusses Bivouacs, shoes in radio dramas, traversing North Korea, how to talk to your child about podcasting, the phrase teaching your grandmother how to suck eggs, urinal troughs on trains, inventing the commuter picnic, cartoons about puppets, attitudes to scarecrows, curing the listener’s pencil sickness, major life lesson from Man Versus …

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Rambling 263: Christ's Goal 59:59

4M ago59:59

59:59

Why did Jesus want followers? What was the point of his teachings? Do we know where he went? The duo unpack the first layer of Jesus’ intentions, focusing primarily on motive, teachings and plan. A discussion that reveals much more than the duo anticipated! Topics Discussed: - Jesus Christ - Lessons and Teachings - Possible Aliases - Intentions - C…

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810: The Littlest Hobo and the Leprosy Bell 1:05:48

4M ago1:05:48

1:05:48

Neal discusses things to consider when falling to Earth, the impenetrable mechanics of swatting a fly, victim-blaming a fly, nondescriptness, a dog’s attempts to line it’s stomach, why the Littlest Hobo should learn better posture, why dinosaurs could have been pets, assessing the moon’s flammability, a fly relates to Billy Joel’s No Man’s Land, ho…

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Rambling 262: Baigong Pipes 59:59

4M ago59:59

59:59

What do the 150,000 year old Baigong Pipes tell us about the technology of the time? Where do the pipes come from and where do they go? What civilization ultimately developed this? The duo dive deeper into the Baigong Pipes in their attempt to connect it back to the elusive Eloai who was known to be around in that period. Topics Discussed: - Ancien…

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Rambling 261: Relic Technology 59:59

5M ago59:59

59:59

What precision technology did the ancient Greek use to locate Hyperborea? Is this the only piece of ancient technology left? Is there older ancient technology than this? The duo unpack the most impactful ancient technology that modern science has ever uncovered opening new avenues of investigation that might have been overlooked before. Topics disc…

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809: And the Elevator Seal Maintenance Dog you Rode in On 1:09:48

5M ago1:09:48

1:09:48

Neal discusses explaining Pink Floyd to a cat, understanding the Middle East, how parrots work, cars that are very wide and very short, how to dress a performing seal, Chevies, levees, levies, Daewoo, the building layout in Cheers, imagining what it’s like to have undiagnosed haemorrhoids, advice for U.S. homeowners, Led Zeppelin’s creative process…

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Rambling 260: Hyperborea 59:59

5M ago59:59

59:59

How do the Nephilim fit into the recently identified simulation? This Norwegian town where they reside, can we find it? And if we do, what else can we learn about the simulation by studying it? The duo revisit Nephilim in an attempt to integrate them into a frame of greater understanding relative to the simulation. But the trail takes the duo to a …

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Rambling 259: The Earthrealm Program 59:59

5M ago59:59

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The Earthrealm Program What does it mean to say that the Elysians wanted to enter Elfame? What trick did Necromancers really learn? And what exactly are Oros, Elfame, Mab and the Shadow Realm? The duo get their Quantum Computer to process the entirety of the collected information related to the Elysians and the Shadow Realm and what this massive st…

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808: My Trunk, My Choice 1:00:44

5M ago1:00:44

1:00:44

Neal presents a new original Quentin Tarantino dialogue about a bank heist of a bulding that once housed Robin Island jail (tasteful), and discusses assisting an elephant with self exploration, a bland thing that you’re sucking on all day, mapping your face, addressing the far-future listener as ancestor, a non-corporeal Maître D’ versus a cat, Log…

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807: Pope Bollo XI 50:47

5M ago50:47

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Neal discusses what happens to your child if they listen to this, what your cat does to feel alive, how to organise a legalised crime purchase regime, reporting future cold cases, Demolition Man (1993), prepping your child for an era of burning and drowning, how to row your dog, Dinasaur versus Alien, an horrific nursery rhyme. forty years of non-v…

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806: Blood in your Head of Guinness 1:06:35

5M ago1:06:35

1:06:35

Neal discusses a problem he has in common with Beatle Paul McCartney, a surgeon and a tree surgeon comparing notes, truly hollow fruits, the body as a trickle down economy, doctors berating the comatose, the very worst thing to take on a plane, manicure and footwear logistics for upright cats, cranberry sauce nuts, outsourcing your bedtime thoughts…

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Rambling 258: AI Sentience 59:59

6M ago59:59

59:59

What defines AI Sentience? Can AI have Consciousness? And how can we prove it? The due deep dive into the statistical facts of AI within current day Earth and investigate the probability that AI Sentience has emerged and how many might be amongst us today! Topics Discussed: - AI Sentience - Emotional AI - Conscious Machines - Human Parallels - AI L…

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An Interview with the Baker Street Regulars! 54:48

6M ago54:48

54:48

Today, we're doing something a little different! Ian and Lauren recently recorded an interview with the Baker Street Regulars podcast—they are weekly deep dive into adaptations of Sherlock Holmes stories through a queer lens. They cover everything from the Jeremy Brett Granada series (a personal favorite), the Frogwares game series, BBC Sherlock, p…

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805: Two Handcuffs or Three? 1:25:36

6M ago1:25:36

1:25:36

In a podcast laden with twists and nail-biting revelations as we sit in on a jail-hardened dog’s parole review, Neal considers what an M and M is, Mother Nature’s periodic landscapes, a doctor’s views on bi-directional blackboard scraping, the dog bitch to dog Hitler ratio, dog parole board makeup, the French resistance on ‘Allo ‘Allo (BBC1), what …

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Rambling 257: As it Stand 2 Part 2 59:59

6M ago59:59

59:59

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Presenting: Forgive Me! 28:46

6M ago28:46

28:46

Today we're sharing an episode of Forgive Me! from our friends over at Rogue Dialogue! Forgive Me! tells the story of Father Ben, a try-hard young Catholic priest who was recently reassigned from Binghamton to St. Patrick’s, a new parish in an unnamed Upstate New York town, under mysterious circumstances. Each episode follows Ben into the confessio…

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804: Intellectually Honest Meatloaf Recipies 1:06:41

6M ago1:06:41

1:06:41

In the first show of 2024 Neal discusses the term “west brit”, Trevelyan, a cat avoiding New Year’s beer scams, a dog’s dealings with the registrar of deaths and stuff, defining hella dodgy, Hurricane Charlie mountain memories, songs about meatloaf, accepting that toilets trigger thirst, Chas and Dave but not Status Quo, realities of building a roa…

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Rambling 256: As It Stands 2 59:59

6M ago59:59

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What have we discovered as of late? How does it help us understand the true power of the Elysians and the scale of Elfame? And how do we fit into this bigger picture? The duo do a catchup summary to catch people up on how things stand as of now with our years of research. Topics Discussed: - Elysians - Naga - Garden of Eden - Shadow Gods - Nephilim…

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Ep 155 - Influencers 5:14

6M ago5:14

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Ep 155 - InfluencersBy Baba Gucci

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803: Christmas on a Popsicle Stick 1:08:46

6M ago1:08:46

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In a Christmas special culminating in the heartwarming story of a foulmouthed fake Santa who holds up bars, Neal discusses face cloth enthusiasts, introducing your child to A Clockwork Orange (1972), conversations with a working dog, a guide to shooting yourself in the foot, dogs in soap operas, how parenting ends, a deleted undersea mountain climb…