Episode 223: ‘Never Have I Ever’ (Kimberly Anne)

Bawdy Storytelling

Has opportunity ever knocked on your back door? Travel Junkie & Stoner Kimberly Anne gets off a plane in Sydney and immediately encounters bike messenger Sam smoking a joint in the park, & that’s a great way to make friends in a new country. And when he announces he’s bisexual and really into being pegged, she realizes that this might be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Her journey Down Under is already yielding unexpected results (a new appreciation for yoga, for starters) #Powerful #POV #Considerate #TSACompliant

Song: ‘Enormous Penis’ (Da Vinci’s Notebook)

About the Storyteller:

Kimberly Anne, though new to storytelling onstage, has been telling stories to her friends in a desperate attempt to make them laugh her whole life. Kimberly is hella native to the Bay Area, and has called San Francisco her home for the past 12 years. She loves basic bitch shit like yoga, hiking and wine. Kimberly’s favorite thing is traveling and she has visited over 20 countries, experiencing new cultures, cuisines and collecting stories of her adventures along the way.

Episode links:

LIVE SHOW: Wanna tell a story at the next Bawdy? The theme is ‘Cravings’ and it’s happening on Saturday, May 21 at the Verdi Club in San Francisco. To pitch me, Record a voice memo of your story - beginning, middle and end - and email it to [e-mail] (but do it SOOOON)

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Why are Bawdy’s Stories different? Because I have a System! The next ’How to Be Fascinating: Dixie’s Secret System for Brilliant Storytelling’ workshop starts on Tuesday, July 12th (the last few got rave reviews from the attendees, and sold out fast). My aim is to constantly improve this class, so I’ve added weekly office hours, custom story coaching & Q&A, and a final storytelling performance for you and your friends. Remember, this class is a prerequisite for my upcoming Sex and Story and Advanced Storytelling workshops coming out later this year. #YouKnowYouWantThat

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Private Coaching: I’ve launched Storytelling for Self-Discovery to help you find, create and polish your favorite stories (this is my one-on-one private coaching option, and my last client said ‘OMG, you just saved me 2 years of therapy, Dixie!’ Why? Because together, we do the work) Do you want to understand your motives? Do you want learn to tell a compelling, relatable personal true story? I can help you dig deep, gain understanding and communicate with clarity. Writing a memoir, creating a podcast, or want to learn brand storytelling for your business or another story-related endeavor? Email me at [e-mail] and let’s chat!

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Check out our Bawdy Storytelling Fiends and Fans group on Facebook - it’s a place to discuss the podcast’s stories with the storytellers, share thoughts with your fellow listeners, & help Dixie make the podcast even better. Just answer 3 simple questions and you’re IN! https://www.facebook.com/groups/360169851578316/

Thank you to the Team that makes this podcast possible!

Team Bawdy is:

Podcast Producer: Roman Den houdijker Sound Engineer: David Grosof Archivist / Video: Joe Moore

Bawdy Livestream pre-show video by Donal Mooney

Live-streaming by Rubeun Tan

Storytelling support by Mosa Maxwell-Smith

& Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour

& Thank you to Pleasure Podcasts. Bawdy Storytelling is proud to be part of your sex-positive podcast collective!

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