Episode 295: ‘Orgasm Leader Board’ (Kevin A. Patterson)

Bawdy Storytelling

Has a bad breakup ever made you think ‘the only way to get over someone is to get under someone else’? Author and Ethical NonMonogamist Kevin A Patterson is feeling a bit lost and confused, so he grabs his Bang bag and orchestrates his own gender non-specific traveling hand orgy. For one entire day, he schedules tag team handjob deliveries, because making people feel good, feels good. So much driving, so many g-spots and vaginas…and as the clock counts down, the competition is getting fierce. Who will rank #1 in orgasms on the dry erase board?

Song: ‘Trophy’ (Charli XCX)

About the Storyteller:

Kevin Patterson is an active member of the Philadelphia polyamory community. He's been practicing Ethical NonMonogamy since 2002 after opening up a relationship that eventually became his marriage.

In April of 2015, Kevin started Poly Role Models, an interview series for people describing their experiences with polyamory. Poly Role Models was part of a drive and a desire to change the way our lives and communities are viewed. To continue that discussion of polyamorous representation, Kevin has extended the blog's work into the writing of the book, Love's Not Color Blind: Race and Representation in Polyamorous and Other Alternative Communities. Along with co-writer Alana Phelan, Kevin launched a sci-fi novel series, For Hire, Operator that centers characters of color as well as other marginalized identities.

Want more of Kevin?

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/polyrolemodels/

Website: https://www.kevinapatterson.com/

Group Sex | Ethical NonMonogamy l Polyamory l Race l Open Relationship l Sex Education l Philadelphia l Orgy l Bruises l Powderpuff Girls l Threesome l Tag Team l Handjob l Road Trip l Fists of Fury l Excel Spreadsheet l Wrestling l St. Andrews Cross l Fuck Truck l Craftsman Toolchest l Hockey Puck l Breakup l Hands On l POC l Play Party l

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