Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.

Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference

00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?

00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer

00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client

00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane

00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin

00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die

00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets

00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy

00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland

00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil

01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers

01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine

01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen

01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub

01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners

01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life

01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff

01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb

01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach

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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 803

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https://christinap.com/

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference

00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?

00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer

00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client

00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane

00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin

00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die

00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets

00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy

00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland

00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil

01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers

01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine

01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen

01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub

01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners

01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life

01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff

01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb

01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach

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A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804 1:40:37

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Learn more about Lightstrike at https://Drinklightstrike.com or follow on TikTok and Instagram @‌drinklightstrike. For their buy 1 get 1 50% off deal, head to https://3DayBlinds.com/YMH . A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom’s also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40. He shares stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it! Your Mom’s House Ep. 804 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:52 - UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 00:07:20 - Madison Square Garden 00:13:36 - European Public Toilets 00:15:57 - Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield 00:23:26 - Fat Flight Attendants 00:29:59 - Those Damn Baldwins 00:37:50 - Schizo Evelyn Montage 00:40:18 - Clip: Family Cloth 00:41:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie 00:44:20 - The Life & Times Of Tony Johns 01:01:32 - Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 01:09:12 - More Wild & Crazy Stories 01:16:47 - Making Dreams Come True 01:21:33 - Clip: Cone To The Face 01:22:09 - Clip: Dumb Push-ups 01:22:38 - Clip: Well Done Ribs 01:23:12 - Cool Guy Collabs 01:24:56 - Shitty Wedding Speech 01:33:38 - Wrap Up 01:35:30 - Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803 1:53:55

7 days ago1:53:55

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://mintmobile.com/mom . Go to http://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis. Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show. Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo! Your Mom’s House Ep. 803 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:48 - Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 00:07:39 - Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy? 00:08:50 - Clip: Fancy Trainer 00:10:43 - Clip: Fired A Client 00:12:01 - Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane 00:24:23 - Hilaria Baldwin 00:34:18 - Bryan Johnson Won't Die 00:43:03 - Anti-Aging Secrets 00:48:58 - Clip: Urine Therapy 00:51:28 - The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland 00:56:57 - Diet & Olive Oil 01:06:23 - Hyperbaric Chambers 01:12:28 - Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 01:18:24 - Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 01:19:55 - Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 01:24:00 - Shockwaving Peeners 01:27:53 - Bryan's Personal Life 01:33:26 - Cool Rich Guy Stuff 01:40:04 - Dying Is Dumb 01:50:14 - Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Dumbest Shark Tank Pitches w/ Mark Cuban | Your Mom's House Ep. 802 1:58:49

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Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour Interested in learning more about Mark Cuban's company? Visit http://CostPlusDrugs.com to find out more! SPONSORS: Check out the full lineup and get 15 percent off your first order at https://TRUEWERK.com/ymh . Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Secure your online data TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom’s House, Robert Smith and Christina P are joined by billionaire entrepreneur and Shark Tank legend Mark Cuban. Tom and Christina are STILL hyped after YMH Live X and recap more of the insanity from that legendary night. Tom next opens the show with an unhinged clip of an old man who hasn't been laid in 30 years, before he brings up his tradition of texting Joe Rogan horrifying death videos. Other highlights include a Hulk Hogan steamer situation, a bizarre Kanye tattoo on an Asian guy, and a deep dive into Charles Manson documentaries. The one and only Mark Cuban joins the pod, and things get real. Mark opens up about selling the Mavericks, what it’s like to trade a generational talent like Luka Dončić, and why checking his bank account makes everything better. He spills secret rich guy knowledge (like how money makes ugly people attractive), explains why he’s not a yacht guy, and hilariously pitches Tom on buying a private jet. Mark also talks about being a public dad, his love for working, and why he’s obsessed with the future. He breaks down Shark Tank—from the dumbest pitches ever to surprising success stories like Dude Wipes—and how he’s wrong half the time when investing. The conversation gets even wilder as Mark shares thoughts on hunting Somali pirates, his late-night Twitter beefs, AI, NBA rule changes, and why he’s all-in on healthcare reform with http://CostPlusDrugs.com . Don’t miss it, Jeans! Your Mom’s House Ep. 802 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. $5+ first-time bet req. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 3/30/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Pick6 not available everywhere, including, but not limited to NY and CA-ONT (for up-to-date list of jurisdictions please visit pick6.draftkings.com/where-is-pick6-available ). Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:29 - YMH Live X Still Got Us Hyped 00:10:19 - Opening Clip: Hard Time Getting Hard 00:17:15 - Heavy Reactions 00:21:07 - Deep Diving The Opening Clip 00:24:52 - Clip: A Hulk Hogan Steamer 00:28:33 - Christina P Trashes Meghan M 00:42:48 - Clip: Decent Footjob Review 00:44:49 - Clip: Cool Kanye Tattoo 00:45:39 - Charles Manson 00:53:56 - Mark Cuban Talks Mavs & Luka Doncic 01:00:42 - Secret Rich Guy Stuff 01:08:31 - How To Win At The Sport Of Business 01:14:51 - Dumb Shark Tank Pitches 01:22:33 - Putting Your Kids On The Right Path 01:28:22 - Personal Stuff & Somali Pirates 01:34:31 - AI & The Future Of Podcasts 01:43:01 - Changing The Game 01:47:45 - Mark Cuban's Favorite Things 01:55:47 - Closing Song - "Pussy Glassin" by Lady Money Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Andrew Schulz Is Gay Now | Your Mom's House Ep. 801 2:06:45

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Missed YMH Live X? Witness our BEST Live yet at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide. Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com ! Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code YMH -- just pay $5 shipping. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. In this jam-packed episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina welcome the one and only Andrew Schulz! Before Schulz joins the Main Mommies, we open the show with a cool gal talking some shit about her jealous mom, before Tom shares his deep affection for Chicago, and Christina reflects on her steamy sex dream where she and Tom were both Black (yes, you read that right). They also celebrate the return of YMH Live X, discuss an outrageous encounter with a fat and gay flight attendant and react to some truly mind-blowing clips—including a loser who's married to a mannequin. Andrew Schulz next joins in and opens up about his new comedy special, LIFE, his approach to storytelling, and his exciting journey into fatherhood. Things get real as the group shares miscarriage horror stories, blending raw honesty with some dark laughs. The chaos continues with a deep dive into Temptation Island Spain, the internet sensation Montoya, the wild content on the Zeus Network, and some guy named Aaron the Plumber who fights transwomen. Don’t miss it, Jeans! Your Mom’s House Ep. 801 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:00 - Opening Clip: Jealous Mom Hate 00:00:00 - YMH LIVE X 00:00:00 - Chicago 00:00:00 - Christina's Hot Black Dream 00:00:00 - Black Hawk Down/What Jennifer Did 00:00:00 - The Fattest And Gayest Flight Attendant 00:00:00 - 50 Year Old Loser 00:00:00 - Andrew Schulz & Pregnancy Horror Stories 00:00:00 - Tom & Christina's Kids 00:00:00 - Comedic Scene Shifts 00:00:00 - TradWife Trend 00:00:00 - Dad Things 00:00:00 - American Stand Up & Storytelling 00:00:00 - White Loyalty & Wu-Tang Favors 00:00:00 - Just Dudes Telling Dudes Stories 00:00:00 - Temptation Island Spain 00:00:00 - Aaron The Plumber Fights People 00:00:00 - Sam's Tailor 00:00:00 - Wrap Up 00:00:00 - Closing Song - "WTF Is Eco-Sex" by Gaping Dad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The High and Tight 800th Episode | Your Mom's House Ep. 800 1:21:36

28 days ago1:21:36

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YMH Live is back and better than ever! Tune in March 7th at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com/ Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: - Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/YMH or download the Acorns app to get started. - Trade is exclusively offering our listeners 40% off your first order at https://drinktrade.com/YMH. On this special episode of Your Mom’s House, we celebrate 800 episodes of the podcast that birthed Studio Jeans. On today’s show, we take a look at some highlights from the last one hundred episodes such as Fart Gate, Nadav’s passing, Stavros reacting to Norm’s poutine, and the Enny vs Ryan basketball rivalry. We also look back at Dan Soder’s Chapelle impression, Caitlin Campbell’s daily vlog, ICP’s YKWIS supercut. Other topics include: Garth Brooks, Robert Smith, Bryce Mitchell, Andy Milonakis, Candace Owens, and Alec Baldwin’s new reality show. Here’s to 800 more! Enjoy. Your Mom’s House Ep. 800 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:05:29 - Opening Clip: Footjob Review 00:09:17 - Clip: Be Young & Ruin Things 00:14:18 - YMH Civil War: Ryan Vs Enny 00:28:05 - Stavros Reacts to Norm's Poutine 00:31:50 - Garth Brooks, Dan Soder's Chapelle Impression, & Robert Smith 00:39:15 - Nadav's Passing & Caitlin Campbell 00:46:14 - ICP YKWIS Supercut & Airtight Abby 00:50:28 - Fart Gate 00:58:44 - Ice Cold Pepsi, Bad Haircuts, & Bryce Mitchell 01:09:48 - Alec Baldwin Reality TV & Candace Owens 01:17:09 - Episode 800 Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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YMH LIVE Is Back! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 799 1:34:48

5 weeks ago1:34:48

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YMH Live is back and better than ever! We're going all out for our tenth live show, tickets go on sale tomorrow (2/26) at 7am CT on ymhstudios.com . Touch our camera through the fence, chomos! SPONSORS: Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh . Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. Get 15% off at https://truewerk.com/ymh . Pull those jeans up over your head! It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week the Main Mommies announce the triumphant return of YMH LIVE, a show that'll feature guests stars, original shorts, and a massive giveaway to one lucky fan. Before all that, Tom shares his thoughts on some documentaries about historical goofballs Hitler and Saddam Hussein. These guys always manage to stay relevant despite having been dead for so long. Tom then open the show with a clip of a cool white dude saying a word he probably shouldn't be saying with incredible confidence. Tom also brings up a P Diddy doc and the twosome also watch some 'Appy Burfday drive-thru videos. Momma and Poppa Jeans are next joined by actor/comedian Matt Fulchiron, who's no stranger to hearing people say his name wrong or even saying somebody else's name wrong for that matter. The trio also discuss some personal comedy show fails, OnlyFans, dumb prank videos, and Christina's fascination with an old TLC show called "My Husbands Not Gay". They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and talk about fat people in ride shares. Your Mom’s House Ep. 799 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S./D.C., age 18+ (19+ in AL and NE, 21+ in MS). Void outside 50 U.S./D.C. and where prohibited. Sweepstakes starts 2/26/25 and ends 7:30pm CT on 3/7/25. Two ways to enter: (1) visit livestream.ymhstudios.com, purchase a ticket to attend Tenth YMH Live Show airing 3/7/25, follow link on confirmation screen, and complete and submit a survey with all required information, or (2) enter for free by visiting YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX and complete and submit a survey with all required information. By entering you agree to receive periodic marketing emails from Sponsor and may unsubscribe at any time. ARV of one prize: $10,000. For full Official Rules: YMHStudios.com/YMHLiveX. Sponsor: John John Productions LLC, 2049 Century Park East, Suite 1400, Los Angeles, CA 90067. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:03 - Some Goofballs & Knuckleheads 00:15:41 - Opening Clip: Big Word, What? 00:21:16 - YMH LIVE X 00:24:57 - More 'Appy Burfdays 00:30:51 - Puff Daddy Doc 00:37:14 - Clip: Whistler Feeling Alright 00:39:21 - Comedy Show Fails 00:49:12 - Tour Dates & OnlyFans 00:53:09 - Clip: Dad Pranks 00:56:09 - Clip: Crow Wife Scares Her Husband 00:58:22 - Clip: Morning Rub 01:00:03 - My Husbands Not Gay 01:06:05 - Clip: Pissfluencers 01:06:50 - Back To The Gay Husband Show 01:10:52 - Too Fat For Waymo 01:15:19 - Hit And Run 01:21:34 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:23 - Clip: Fat Person Grocery Haul 01:30:40 - Clip: Down For Some Me Time 01:31:24 - Clip: Fart Hard 01:32:21 - Closing Song -"I Know I'm White" by Bruce Kristner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798 1:38:28

6 weeks ago1:38:28

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Tom Green Wants Garth Brooks Closure | Your Mom's House Ep. 797 1:24:47

7 weeks ago1:24:47

1:24:47

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase. Try VIIA Hemp! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com ! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a clip of a cool guy who wants to go fishing with Hitler, before diving into some clips of another talented artist who whistles. They next check out some back shot advertisements from Tony Johns and Christina makes a proposition to Tom about her ideal man. Fresh off the farm, Tom Green enters the mommy dome to share what he's been up to lately and to discuss not one, but two different projects about his life floating around in the streaming world. They also talk about his classic Subway pranks, an appearance by Joe Rogan on Tom Green's show back in the day, and watch clips of fan submitted happy birthday drive-thru pranks. Tom Green also experiences some horrible or hilarious clips and Christina's TikToks, and invites the mommies to speculate on Garth Brooks. Your Mom’s House Ep. 797 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:30 - Opening Clip: Fishing With Hitler 00:07:26 - Clip: Dana White Addresses The Dummy 00:15:02 - The World's Greatest Whistler 00:21:28 - Clip: Tony Johns Advertising Backshots 00:23:13 - Clip: No Soy Boys 00:23:49 - This Is The Type Of Guy You're Gettin' 00:29:26 - This Is The Tom Green Segment 00:36:55 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru Pranks 00:44:40 - Clip: Tom Green's Subway Order 00:50:24 - Clip: Karen Getting Arrested 00:52:54 - TikToks 00:57:59 - A Normal Life 01:11:23 - Clip: A Barrel Roll 01:14:20 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:17:31 - Garth Brooks 01:22:34 - Closing Song - "Moose Soup Remix" by Matt Mercer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796 1:18:06

8 weeks ago1:18:06

1:18:06

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/ymh. Just go to https://LiveGood.com/YMH to save 10% on your first order. Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to upgrade your selling today. Hey mommies, this week it's just Tom and Tina doing what they do in the place where they do it. Valentime's Day is around the corner so the Main Mommies check out some ideas Fancy Chef has cooked up, before opening the show with a dude who's not ashamed to admit his burying skills. They also watch a user submitted happy birthday drive-thru video, recall some classic clips from William Tapley aka the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, speculate on Norm Summerton's whereabouts, congratulate YMH President Emma Hix on winning best POV Anal scene at the AVN awards, ridicule some gypsies, and Christina faces her fears and takes on a gauntlet of puke clips. They also check out some TikToks, horrible or hilarious clips, and other weird and wild vids from the darkest corners of the internets. What do you think Unc Shine is saying in Nikki Minaj clip? Let us know below! Your Mom’s House Ep. 796 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:13 - Valentime's Day Right Around The Corner 00:05:49 - Opening Clip: Bury My Face In It 00:13:09 - Christina Makes A Great Point 00:15:57 - Happy Birthday Drive-Thru 00:19:32 - Clip: Unc Shine Wants Some Nikki Minaj 00:26:43 - Clip: BIPOC Anthem 00:30:43 - William Tapley The Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse 00:34:32 - Clip: Norm Summerton 00:35:28 - Clip: Bruce Bruce Saying Bert's Name Wrong 00:36:31 - The Romani People 00:43:10 - Gauntlet Of Puke 00:53:23 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:58:02 - Clip: Upper Back Pain Removal 00:58:58 - Clip: Flossing Nurse 01:01:01 - Congratulations To YMH President Emma Hix 01:02:41 - TikToks 01:16:04 - Closing Song - "I Got Diarrhea" by Ali XieZer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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The Most Consistent Cool Guy w/ Jim Norton | Your Mom's House Ep. 795 1:32:51

9 weeks ago1:32:51

1:32:51

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Go to https://zbiotics.com/YMH and use YMH at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Protect your online privacy TODAY by visiting https://ExpressVPN.com/ymh Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://www.liquid-iv.com/ and use code YMH at checkout. It’s another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! This week, Mama and Papa Jeans open the show with a new clip from Unc Shine once again looking to get all up in ya. They next discuss poop protocols and cool guy consistencies, before they recap the unhinged insanity of last week's Charo visit. They also check out a very cool tattoo submitted from a fan and check out some clips before being joined by the Uncle Fester of comedy, Jim Norton. Jim Norton is currently navigating the podcast scene after just recently departing from SiriusXM. He joins the Main Mommies and they discuss the intricacies of being a "we", his marriage to a trans woman, the future of human sexuality, the unforgettable Patrice O'Neal, the genius of Greg Giraldo, and the clever tweets of Colin Quinn. They also talk about the evolution of cancel culture and if it truly is on it's way out, before Tom shows Jim some clips that are truly horrible or hilarious! Your Mom’s House Ep. 795 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Opening Clip: Unc Shine Wants Those Nips 00:05:26 - What's Your Protocol? 00:08:13 - Unc Shine Is Consistent 00:13:41 - RPC 00:16:29 - Recapping Charo's Visit 00:19:40 - The Choke But In Tattoo Form 00:22:37 - Clip: Kevin Samuels 00:26:02 - Jim Norton Can't Save You 00:31:38 - The Royal "We" 00:37:04 - Married To A Trans Woman 00:41:41 - The Future Of Human Sexuality? 00:45:12 - Closers, Touring, & Podcasting 00:48:44 - Cancel Culture 00:54:07 - Jim Norton’s Crew Of Comedy Greats 00:57:00 - Vandalism Is Funny 01:02:52 - Brendan Walsh 01:07:45 - Colin Quinn & Dave Attell 01:11:56 - The Best Of The Best 01:17:47 - Classic Comedies 01:22:15 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:29:30 - Closing Song - "Gay Questions" by MC FluidBond & DJ GlassGender Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Tom's Mom Joins OnlyFans | Your Mom's House Ep. 794 1:52:31

10 weeks ago1:52:31

1:52:31

Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Visit https://RedwoodOutdoors.com and use code YMH to save $175. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to https://MINTMOBILE.com/mom . Go to https://shopify.com/momshouse to start selling with Shopify today. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. She's baaaaaack!!! The Fart Mistress herself, la madre de Tommy, Charo is in the mommy dome, joining Tim and Kristin for some fun clips and a lot of coffee. The trio talk about Charo's star making turn at their recent vacation, Charo's new life living in Austin, the LA wildfires, the happy birthday drive-thru prank, and the feedback they've received from the mommies about Charo's OnlyFans. Speaking of that, Tommy spends most this episode trying to convince her that it's an amazing idea, because duh, it's the best idea. They also check out some TikToks, Charo reacts to some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and Charo gets pretty lit by the end of this thing. There's also an incredible banger of a closing song by the one and only Will Blunderfield to wrap the whole thing up. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 794 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:04 - Charo Is In The House 00:03:27 - Opening Clip: Happy Trail Bear 00:06:02 - Vacation Star 00:15:57 - CharOFans 00:26:21 - Clip: Thumbs Way Up 00:31:20 - Clip: Piss Nuke 00:32:36 - Horrible Or Hilarious 00:36:25 - Ad Break 00:41:12 - Notting Hill 00:47:05 - Clip: Will Blunderfield's Stink Portal 00:48:29 - Clip: Hazing 00:49:34 - LA Wildfires 00:53:43 - Clip: Feeling Good Forever 00:56:14 - Squirrels 01:00:35 - Bridge & Facial Enhancements 01:05:33 - Clip: Dancing Sloppers 01:07:32 - Happy Birthday Drive Thru Prank 01:17:49 - Extremely Serious 01:25:31 - Time To Clean Up The Act 01:31:19 - TikToks 01:38:10 - Classic Charo Voice Clips 01:48:40 - Closing Song - "I Love Smelling My Farts" by Will Blunderfield Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Murder, Mystery, And Mommies w/ Susan Hendricks | Your Mom's House Ep. 793 2:02:17

11 weeks ago2:02:17

2:02:17

SPONSORS: -Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at https://bluechew.com ! -20% Off Sitewide + 2 Free Dream Pillows with Mattress Purchase https://helixsleep.com/YMH -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM -Try VIIA! https://viia.co/YMH and use code YMH! It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P attempt to convince Enny to go on a men's retreat led by the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield, before opening the show with a heaving clip of a guy drinking a Cinnamon Toast Crunch inspired drink. They also clown on Hilaria Baldwin, have some fun with accents, weigh in on an anti-transition lenses crime, and watch some more clips of some mommies who really want Tom's mom to open her OnlyFans account. Former News anchor, author, and true crime journalist Susan Hendrick joins Tom and Christina to discuss murderers and Tom couldn't be more excited. They discuss some infamous crimes from the last few decades, including the JonBenét murder, the Menendez murders, Gabby Petito, and BTK. Susan also talks about why people find murderers so fascinating, that feeling you get when you can recognize a person is a killer, and shares many anecdotes about her time covering some truly twisted crime stories. Tom and Christina are really licking their chops for this one! Your Mom’s House Ep. 793 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT) or visit http://www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: http://dkng.co/dk-offer-terms . Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:39 - Opening Clip: Cinnamon Toast Crunch 00:07:08 - Clip: Will Blunderfield Toilet Talk 00:08:16 - Will Enny Do A Men's Retreat? 00:19:14 - Clip: Hey Black Men 00:23:28 - Clip: A Real Manly Dentist 00:24:45 - Clip: Dennis Quaid Loves Jesus 00:26:30 - Randy Quaid Loves Not Paying Taxes 00:31:05 - Clip: Man Eats Bar 00:32:07 - Hilaria Baldwin Back On Her Bullsh!t 00:34:50 - Fun With Accents 00:38:19 - Clip: Misgendered Crime 00:42:36 - The Mommies Want Charo's OF 00:47:10 - Susan Hendricks Talks About Murder 00:51:49 - Why True Crime Stories Are Fascinating 01:04:02 - JonBenét & Menendez Brothers 01:16:12 - Luigi Mangione 01:29:16 - Gabby Petito & Feeling A Killer 01:39:19 - Clip: Brian Cohee Jr 01:42:58 - America Loves A Blonde Woman Murder Story 01:51:55 - The Night Stalker & LA Wildfires 01:56:35 - Into The Fire & Down The Hill 02:03:43 - Closing Song - "Cucumber" by Ramsay McQueen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Conspiracy Chaos w/ Sam Tripoli | Your Mom's House Ep. 792 1:37:01

12 weeks ago1:37:01

1:37:01

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM. Get 10% off your first order on top of the already lowest prices by going to https://LiveGood.com/ymh . Tom and Christine are back and open the show with a very creative criminal, before paying tribute to OG cool guy, Hard Rock Nick, who was recently shuffled from this mortal coil. Christina P also unveils another drawing of Tom inspired by his now infamous choke. Next, Tommy continues the fan powered campaign to convince Charo to start an OnlyFans account and plays some fan submissions we've already received. There's also a Fancy Chef update, Tina tells a petting zoo story, and the main mommies have a new game to play with drive-thru workers. Tom and Christina are then joined by comedian and tin foil hat enthusiast, Sam Tripoli! The three talk about parental stuff, before deep diving into some fun conspiracy talk. They discuss, the drones over New Jersey, the mass surveillance in everyday life, the CIA, Tom Hanks, and more. They also talk about insane Japanese game shows, Mr. Hands, and the harmful effects of going viral. Christina also presents an interesting "would you rather?" question and they sprinkle in some solid horrible or hilarious clips for good measure. Try it out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 792 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER, (800) 327-5050 or visit gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT) or visit www.mdgamblinghelp.org (MD). 21+ and present in most states. (18+ DC/KY/NH/WY). Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. Max. $200 issued as non-withdrawable Bonus Bets that expire in 7 days (168 hours). Stake removed from payout. Terms: dkng.co/dk-offer-terms. Ends 2/9/25 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. Chapter Markers 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:34 - Opening Clip: Treat Me Like A Black Man 00:07:10 - Rest In Peace Hard Rock Nick 00:14:26 - Christina's Latest Creation 00:17:49 - The Mommies Want A Charo OF 00:22:22 - Clip: Russian Fart Streamer 00:22:52 - Fancy Chef Update 00:31:12 - Clip: Drive-Thru Prank 00:35:33 - Petting Zoo Story 00:40:14 - Clip: White Big Word 00:48:04 - Dad Stuff With Sam Tripoli 00:53:45 - New Jersey Drones & Surveillance States 01:02:41 - Clip: All Terrain Accident 01:03:13 - Spiritual Conspiracies & Tom Hanks 01:10:50 - Clip: Wind Knocked Outta Ya 01:11:42 - Crazy Japanese Game Shows 01:14:17 - Clip: Splits Machine 01:14:43 - Mr. Hands 01:22:45 - Clip: BMX Hard Landing 01:23:55 - Showing Sam The Opening Clip 01:26:28 - Would You Rather? 01:32:20 - Clip: Loving Couple 01:33:53 - Closing Song - "The Big Words" by Kurtis Caramel Carbon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Just Lemme Eat Ya w/ Armie Hammer | Your Mom's House Ep. 791 1:33:39

13 weeks ago1:33:39

1:33:39

SPONSORS: -Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! -Get 5 dollars off your next order at https://MagicSpoon.com/ymh . Happy New Year, Mommies! Tom and Christina are back to begin the new year with a reflection on the annual YMH Christmas party and the shenanigans of everyone's favorite staff member, Chris Larson. Tom also brings up a moment from the past when Christina was choking on the show and he didn't laugh or mock her. They also talk menopausal haircuts and review a tribute to Tom's nose twin, John Amos. Tom and Christina are then joined by alleged cannibal, actor, and podcaster Armie Hammer! Armie sets the record straight and details how his kinks and morally ambiguous behavior sent him from Hollywood to a timeshare desk in the Cayman Islands. Presently, Armie is slowly working on a comeback and opens up and tells his story to the Main Mommies in his own words. It's a fascinating discussion that includes, rope binding, heart consumption, redemption, and loving somebody so much you want to smash their face into a dresser. Try this one out! Your Mom’s House Ep. 791 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinap.com/ https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices…

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Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790 2:13:13

15 weeks ago2:13:13