Movies are too long. It’s 2024: watch half and ask a friend to fill you in.
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Alexis and Suzy were fans of How I Met Your Mother when it aired from 2005-2014. Now that they are the same age as the characters, they thought "let's rewatch all 208 episodes." Was it a mistake? Every episode looks at 10 articles of the NYT best seller The Bro Code by Barney Stinson and evaluates how to be a bro in a post #metoo world. Future-Suzy provides the voice of Broses, after they trans-ed their gender shortly after the original recording of this show.
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LIVE SWITCH: Long Legs (2024) and Despicable Me 4 (2024)
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Alexis and Suzy went to a new movie theater for this movie! This is more for Long Legs than for Despicable Me 4 but we are not holding back any plot points in this podcast episode so be warned there are 🚨spoilers.🚨 Please! become a Patron at Patreon.com/NermerNermer for digital downloads, bonus episodes, and early access. You can also find our othe…
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LIVE SWITCH: Garfield (2024) and The Bikeriders (2024)
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SPOILERS FOR BOTH MOVIES WITHIN LASAGNA MOTORCYCLES Ideally, you’d listen to this right after watching Garfield and The Bikeriders but as April Wolfe says, it isn’t what happens in a movie but how it happens that makes a movie worth watching. Even though we’re revealing plot, I promise these half baked descriptions are not as cinematic as watching …
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We did another watch/listen for this week's episode about Saw (2004). The episode contains spoilers!!! Do you know what else contains spoilers? Our patreon, where you can get episodes early with a little extra zest on them. Patreon.com/nermernermer Find all other important links at Linktr.ee/nermernermer Need to flip a coin? Pickerwheel.com (not a …
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EYES/EARS is different from the regular SWITCHEROO because one of us watches the movie with a headset blaring white noise while the other is blindfolded and listening carefully. Alexis and Suzy watched/heard the excellent 1995 film Se7en. Huge shout out to Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman, only one of whom has a recognizable voice. Listen in to find ou…
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This time we watched Parasite (2019) and hoo boy does that tell a different story in the second half without context. If you are all caught up on episodes of the Ole Switcheroo, consider checking out the 2SLGBTQIA+ pride podcast Suzy is doing for June: https://feeds.transistor.fm/exposing-the-holes-an-annual-pride-show ALSO please NOMINATE The Ole …
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We spun the Picker Wheel and landed in the Roadhouse (2024). This movie makes no sense at all! Have fun listening to it. There is a Pride show coming to Nermer Nermer Network this JUNE! The trailer is available here: https://share.transistor.fm/s/2d08c3ac Linktr.ee/NermerNermerBy Nermer Nermer Network
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50/50: American Psycho (2000) That’s right, folks. Neither of us had seen American Psycho and now neither of us have seen the whole movie. Listen in to hear us figure out what’s real and what’s not. Some questions for the group: What does Jared Leto even look like? Is Christian Bale okay? What else is Reese Witherspoon’s resume? Linktr.ee/NermerNer…
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50/50: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) YES, IT’S TRUE. Neither of us had seen The Shawshank Redemption and now we’ve each only seen half. Especially considering how many people respect this movie and (rightfully) value its prestige, I must remind you there are SPOILERS. The movie is 30 years old. Just watch it. For those of you who have seen it, he…
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Ricky Stanicky is a 2̶0̶1̶2̶ 2024 comedy starring Zac Efron and John Cena that sat in preproduction for over 10 years, long enough for James Franco to get canceled and Zac Efron’s career to outlive Judd Apatow’s. Become a patron! It’s patreon.com/nermernermerBy Nermer Nermer Network
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Alexis and Suzy did not want to watch the 2015 comedy Get Hard starring Kevin Hart and Will Ferrell but they did anyway and that’s what matters. We cut the movie right down the middle and brought the parts together. On Jawbreakers this month, we did the Oscars! https://share.transistor.fm/s/67f71569 Linktr.ee/nermernermer…
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Alexis and Suzy decide to split the movie Baywatch (2017) in half to make it easier to view. This movie stars the Rock and Zac Efron, in basically the same shape. This is the last Zac Efron movie for a while so I hope you like it. Visit us on Patreon at patreon.com/nermernermer Linktr.ee/nermernermer…
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This week, Alexis and Suzy watch the 2010 classic Charlie St. Cloud starring Zac Efron. As always, they each only watched half and filled the other person in on the facts. If you like the show, consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/nermernermer and/or follow on Instagram at @nermernermer. Linktr.ee/nermernermer…
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Listeners be warned: there are spoilers in this episode for Paper Towns (2015), Detective Pikachu (2019), and the Fault in Our Stars (2014). If you haven’t yet, you might want to listen to our episode on the Fault in Our Stars before starting this one, although it isn’t required to understand this episode. Please enjoy this epic adventure in movie …
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Alexis and Suzy split the movie The Fault in Our Stars. There are SPOILERS for this filth in the episode so if you’re still trying to hide from John Green’s truth in 2024 (?) this is not for you. The Fault in Our Stars is a 2012 novel about a girl (Hazel Grace) whose lungs have been affected by thyroid cancer. It is one of the best selling books of…
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Alexis and Suzy watched/heard the excellent 2023 film Wonka. Huge shout out to EVERYONE for making this show a smashing success as we wrap up the year with the most fun we’ve had yet. Listen in to find out why we were both crying during the Aquaman 2 Trailer. P.S. Consider becoming a Patron! It’s how we pay the bills. https://www.patreon.com/nermer…
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LIVE SWITCH: The Hunger Games (2023) and Trolls (2023)
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SPOILERS FOR BOTH MOVIES WITHIN Ideally, you’d listen to this right after watching The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes but as April Wolfe says, it isn’t what happens in a movie but how it happens that makes a movie worth watching. Even though we’re revealing plot, I promise these half baked descriptions are not as cinematic as watchi…
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Alexis watched the first half of No Hard Feelings (2023) and Suzy watched the second half. They each had some laughs and pieced the story together. This movie is fairly new so be WARNED we discuss the WHOLE MOVIE including SPOILERS. If you want to become a Patron, go to patreon.com/nermernermerBy Nermer Nermer Network
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Suzy and Alexis saw Moulin Rouge (the Musical) live in the theater and switched at intermission. Moulin Rouge is the Broadway version of Baz Luhrman’s 2001 movie by the same title. The musical premiered in 2018 and won 10 Tony awards. It is a disgrace.By Nermer Nermer Network
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SWITCH: Jobs (2013) and Steve Jobs (2015)
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This week Alexis and Suzy watched both films that came after Steve Jobs’ untimely death in 2011. The movies are Jobs (2013) starring Ashton Kutcher and Steve Jobs (2015) starring Michael Fassbender. Please hold your applause. Halfway through both movies, Alexis and Suzy switched rooms and watched the second half of the other movie.…
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Alexis watched the first half of the Wolf of Wall Street and Suzy watched the second half so neither of them had to watch the full 3 hours. If there is one thing you need to know about this movie, it's long. It is exhausting. It isn't quite the inspiration all the online crypto scammers seem to think it is. Though Alexis and Suzy are not in perfect…
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SWITCH: The Jokercist - Joker (2019) + The Exorcist (1973)
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Alexis and Suzy watch Joker (2019) and The Exorcist (1973) simultaneously and switch rooms halfway through (around the 61 minute mark). As people of a certain age, Alexis and Suzy squarely dodged watching The Exorcist and any of its sequels. Before 2023, the last movie to come out in the franchise was in 2005, the year Alexis and Suzy turned 10 and…
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Fans of Jawbreakers: halt! Everyone else: listen up! This is episode zero of Alexis and Suzy's brand new show the Ole Switcheroo. For continuity reasons, this episode is conveniently the last episode of Jawbreakers podcast, originally published on the Jawbreakers feed on August 1st, 2023. If you've already heard us talk about Barbenheimer, this is …
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From the people who brought you Jawbreakers podcast, an all new show. One person watches the first half of the movie and halfway through, we switch and the other person watches the other half. Brought to you by https://pickerwheel.com/ Music in trailer by https://www.patreon.com/sethmakessoundsBy Nermer Nermer Network
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Susie and Alexis dive right into the Bro Code with the longest episode of the series (full of introductions and broliferation). This is the episode for the intro and articles 1-10 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of…
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Suzy and Alexis talk about how to wear a hat and protect your bro from FOMO. This is the episode for articles 21-30 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree. Thi…
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Alexis and Suzy talk about sports, Canada, and other bro stuff, brought to you by Barney Stinson. This is the episode for articles 11-20 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check …
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Alexis and Suzy talk about marriage, threeways, and other bro stuff. This is the episode for articles 31-40 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree. This show i…
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Suzy and Alexis talk strip clubs and airplanes. This is the episode for articles 41-50 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree.…
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Alexis and Suzy talk mustaches. This is the episode for articles 51-60 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree.…
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Alexis and Suzy talk about airports and Ted Mosby. This is the episode for articles 61-70 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree.…
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Alexis and Suzy are talking about Gen X use of cell phones. This is the episode for articles 71-80 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree.…
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When do they even drive cars in this show? Why is Barney making up car rules when they live in NEW YORK CITY? This is the episode for articles 81-90 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Pa…
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Suzy and Alexis talk about Swarley. This is the episode for articles 91-100 of Barney Stinson’s Bro Code. If you have feedback, email us at nermernermernetwork@gmail.com or shoot us a DM on Instagram @nermernermer. If you want to listen to one of our other shows or become a Patron, check out our Linktree.…
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Find all our other stuff at Linktr.ee/NermerNermer and follow @NermerNermer on Instagram.By Nermer Nermer Network
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