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Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
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Famous movies and tv shows rewritten by people who’ve NEVER seen them and then cast and read in studio. Grab your red vines and settle in for pop culture talk, ridiculous movie-themed-games and recurring segments with my Dad.
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Sit in on an hour long-conversation between host and standup comic, Cameron Esposito, and some of the brightest luminaries in the LGBTQ+ family. Queery explores individual stories of identity, personality and the shifting cultural matrix around gender, sexuality and civil rights.
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Rachel Scanlon Has Never Seen My Cousin Vinny
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Rachel Scanlon has never seen My Cousin Vinny, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Is it... exactly accurate? Almost certainly. Kyle and Rachel are joined by Lindsay Adams for a hefty amount of catching up, up top, and then Rachel's script and some games! Go see Kyle on the road as he preps for Edinburgh Fringe Fest! Learn more about your ad…
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Tom DeTrinis has never seen Suits, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Wonderful actor, director, and producer Tom DeTrinis takes on Suits, which he's never seen, and then we talk why and how this show was such a phenomenon. Tom and Kyle are joined by Daniel Shar! Enjoy the games, script, and more! Come see Kyle on the road kyleayers.com/show…
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Shinjiro Atae! They discuss Diane Sawyer being a muff diver, lesbian birthday parties, couple names, being the first out JPop star, seeing queer people when you're closeted, writing personal music, fashion, a Love Lies Bleeding review and so much more! Follow @Shinji…
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Brent Pella (new special Conscious Bro) has never seen Mad Men, but he rewrote it and we read his script. What does Brent think Mad Men probably is? Does he nail it? Brent and host Kyle Ayers are joined by Bailey Norton! Enjoy Brent's Mad Men, a bunch of games, and a whole lot of fun. Check us out on Patreon, and see Kyle's upcoming tour dates! Lea…
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#255 - Lauren Jauregui is a U-haul Ass B*tch (Part 1)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Lauren Jauregui! They discuss family planning based on astrology, saying "eat you out" in the worst of times, Elizabeth Hurly (a per usual), private all girl's school kissing, polyamory, and so much more! Follow @LaurenJauregui @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSaf…
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Adam Newman Has Never Seen The Whale
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Adam Newman (pod fave!) has never seen The Whale, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Enjoy his 100% accurate portrayal of last year's Brendan Fraser film. Adam and Kyle are joined by Chris Calogero and we talk comedy, film, Oscars, Pauly Shore and more! Check out Adam's new special, Jew Versus the Volcano! Learn more about your ad choices. V…
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Andrew Youngblood Has Never Seen The Matrix
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Andrew Youngblood (New special out March 28!) has never seen The Matrix, but he rewrote it and we read his script! Kyle cannot believe we've never done The Matrix on this podcast before. Andrew and Kyle are joined by Tom Thakkar! A rousing romp through comedy talk, Matrix talk, and life, plus some games! Go follow Andrew @noyoungblood and check out…
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#253 - Secret Virgin with Ezra Michel
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Ezra Michel! They discuss blowing out of panties, slowly being sent a nude on dial up internet, pooka shells, making records, building a community, sex toys being in the wrong hands, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety @EzraMichelMusic…
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Fielding Edlow has never seen Nyad, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Fielding (Bojack Horseman, her show "Gaslighting is My Love Language") returns, and we talk a LOT about swimming, since Kyle has somehow never heard of this movie. Recorded pre-Oscars, we make predictions that did not come true about this movie, hear Fielding's script, a…
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Paul Gilmartin Has Never Seen Finding Nemo (+ March Madness Preview!)
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Paul Gilmartin (Mental Illness Happy Hour, TBS' Dinner and a Movie) has never seen "Finding Nemo" but he rewrote it and we read his script! We take on Paul's take on "Finding Nemo," and play some Before&Afters, KyleDadTrailer, and more! Kyle and Paul are joined by Adam Newman! Plus we end with a quick preview of the Real People Region of our "Worst…
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#251 - Lesbian Frat House with Zolita
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Zolita! They discuss being stairmastered by Demi Moore, 69-ing on the first date, getting your rocks off, fuNking to music, dry spells and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlon TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Video versions of …
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Will Miles Has Never Seen The Holdovers
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Will Miles (South Side, Grown-ish) has never seen The Holdovers, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Hear his full script, some Oscars Before & Afters, and more! Will and Kyle are joined by Lindsay Adams, and after making some relatable jokes about death and life, they talk Oscars, The Holdovers, baking, and more! If you're in Los Angeles, ch…
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Bonus episode this week! Some Oscars-related games leading into the Academy Awards this weekend. Plus, Kyle and Mike Carrozza and Bailey Norton talk their favorites from last year. NOTE: I am in the middle of moving, this was recorded with some travel-equipment, sorry I have such a bass-y voice, and we are on the Zoom. Learn more about your ad choi…
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Chris Martin Has Never Seen Maestro
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Chris Martin (Comedian, not a Coldplay) has never seen Maestro, but he rewrote it. Did Chris spend six years prepping for this script? Only God knows. Enjoy Chris' take on Maestro, a lot of talk up top (Kyle and Chris found out they are neighbors and didn't know it) and then some INSANE Before & Afters at the end. FIND KYLE ON THE ROAD! COLORADO, P…
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#249 - Celibacy to Queer Pipeline with Alyson Stoner (Part 1)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Alyson Stoner! They discuss deconstructing how you're raised, being brought into the queer world, being called to celibacy, ASL and so much more! Follow @AlysonStoner @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Video versio…
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Ahmed Al-kadri Has Never Seen Indiana Jones
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Ahmed Al-kadri has never seen Indiana Jones, but he rewrites them, and we read his script! He... really, really nails an opening scene. Ahmed and Kyle are joined by Tyler Jackson, who HAS seen them! Enjoy the script, Kyle's game "Real or Fake Indiana Jones Movie Title," and more! Kyle is going on tour! With his comedy about living life in pain with…
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Our final episode of Queery, featuring you, the Queeroes!By cameron esposito, queery, maximumfun.org
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