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Ascension To Ten

Spencer, Bryan, and Jordan

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A funny and entertaining Sci-Fi movie review podcast with childhood friends that uses a unique 11-point rating scale Ascension to 10. Your main hosts, JAD and Spenny, and their producer/occasional host Bry use their longtime friendship to tell stories of their younger years. They look for movies that have been lost or purposely forgotten and hope you will come on the journey with them.
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Botch Job Society

Ramero Starks and Chris Brueggeman

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”Botch Job Society” is a celebration of life’s missteps and miscalculations. Hosted by Ramero Starks and Chris Brueggeman, two enthusiastic non-experts, this podcast delves into the humorous and humbling world of failure. Ranging from bad movies, blundered products, and even hands-on failures, it’s a no-holds-barred exploration of what happens when things don’t go as planned. Sometimes, the best stories come from the biggest blunders.
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06/07/2024 Botch Job Society Episode 10: Dangerously Queasy: Taste Testing Cheetos Mac ’N Cheese What happens when you mix Cheetos with mac & cheese?" We subject ourselves to this culinary catastrophe so you don't have to. From the deceptively named Bold & Cheesy to the stomach-turning Flamin' Hot, we try them all, and boy, do we have some thoughts…
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We’re back!!! No amount of technical difficulties could stand in our way this time. Spenny had some assembly required and stranded himself, JAD tells not one, but two magnet stories as part of a larger story about seaming, and the Cold Case segment returns. The bois discuss the movie Mayflower II, a story about getting lost in space. Don’t watch it…
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05/24/2024 Botch Job Society Episode 9: Purple Pain: Watching "The Amazing Bulk" Ever found yourself inexplicably drawn to a movie so bad, it's good? Well, buckle up, because we're about to take you on a rollercoaster ride through the wonderfully wacky world of "The Amazing Bulk." Our latest podcast episode peels back the curtain on this low-budget…
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Remember when we said we were back in a rhythm and on a strict recording and publishing schedule? Me neither!! Spenny kicked things off this episode by trying his best to get the show canceled, the bois talk about garage doors, and JAD makes fun of his wife. We also talk about The Fifth Wave, which is a very bad movie. Sorry this took so long to ge…
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05/10/2024 Botch Job Society Episode 8: "As Seen on TV" Hall of Shame Ever wondered if those "As Seen on TV" products are as life-changing as the perky hosts in khaki pants claim? Well, wonder no more! Join us on this episode as we dive into the wild and often disastrous world of products that promise miracles but deliver... nightmares. [00:00] - I…
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5/3/24 Botch Job Society Episode 7 - Noodle Adventures: Breakfast and Bagel Ramen Ever wondered how your favorite bagel could taste in ramen noodle form? Brace yourselves for a wild ride through the zaniest ramen flavors you never dreamed would exist! We're not just talking about a quick noodle slurp; it's a full-blown, laugh-out-loud taste-testing…
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Episode 54: I’m gonna kill these birds, right? || Birdemic: Shock and Terror Movie Review Let’s do this! Birdemic is in the building, ladies and gentlemen! This has been long awaited, and we had to roll without Bryan to get it done. Wowwie! This movie takes things to a new level. It starts off with lots of time watching a guy drive a rental Mustang…
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4/5/24 Botch Job Society Episode 6 - Cinematic Trainwreck: Watching "Fateful Findings" Hold on to your popcorn, folks; our latest episode is a whirlwind tour through Neil Breen's cinematic enigma "Fateful Findings." Imagine watching a film so perplexing, it makes "Birdemic" feel like a Hitchcock thriller – that's the kind of bizarre ride we're talk…
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3/28/24 Botch Job Society Episode 5 - Culinary Chaos: Hilariously Bad Recipes (Part 2) WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION ON OUR WEBSITE. Buckle up, food enthusiasts, because we’re about to take you on a hilarious jaunt through the culinary cataclysm of the internet’s worst-rated recipes! In the second part of our culinary misadventures, we dive into the doug…
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3/22/24 Botch Job Society Episode 4 - Culinary Chaos: Hilariously Bad Recipes (Part 1) WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION ON OUR WEBSITE. Ever wondered how a seemingly simple dish like Mac and Cheese could turn into a culinary catastrophe? Join us as we laugh our way through the trials of making what might be the internet's worst Mac and Cheese recipe. Pictur…
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3/15/24 Botch Job Society Episode 3 - Byte-Sized Ambitions: The Macintosh Flop WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION ON OUR WEBSITE. In this riveting episode of our podcast, we delve into the tumultuous journey of the Macintosh in 1984, a period that promised innovation but delivered an unexpected setback for Apple. Unlike the narratives that champion failure as…
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3/8/24 Botch Job Society Episode 2 - Flock-umentary of Disaster: Watching "Birdemic" WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION ON OUR WEBSITE. Prepare to be regaled with tales of cinematic chaos as we dissect the absurdity that is "Birdemic: Shock and Terror," the movie that flaps its wings triumphantly at the face of logic. Swoop in on our laughter-laden commentary…
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We’re in Season 2 at last! That’s right, whatever conditions were previously set for Season 2 to start, uhhh, we met those. Sure. Anyways, we’re back after yet another long hiatus. If you’ve stuck around, thank you for your patience! We really appreciate your time. On this episode, Spenny gets philosophical right away, leading the bois down a path …
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2/29/24 Botch Job Society Episode 1 - Easel-ly Hilarious: Painting Self-Portraits Have you ever wondered about the beauty hidden within life's missteps, or how a brushstroke of failure could lead to a masterpiece of experience? That's where we take you in our latest adventure. As we rekindle our connection after three years apart, we're not holding…
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Dive headfirst into the world of glorious mishaps with 'Botch Job Society,' a podcast that celebrates the mess-ups, mix-ups, and misadventures that life throws our way. Premiering on 2.29.24, our show is a haven for the stories of blunders without the pressure of finding a silver lining. We're not here to glorify success or find hidden lessons in d…
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It’s a trio! That’s right the whole crew is back and ready to talk about the movie 65, a movie about aliens fighting dinosaurs or something. JAD talks about softball, gold scooters, staying visible at night, and he even gives an update to a fan favorite segment: magnet stories! In addition, JAD prepared a new segment for the bois in which they disc…
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Episode 51: Accidental Double Feature || Evil Dead & Army of Darkness Movie Reviews Well, we finally did. We didn’t watch the same movie, and you’ll see JAD and Spenny scramble to put together a double movie review without the other ever seeing the movie the other watched. JAd watched Evil Dead, and Spenny watched Army of Darkness. Based on the mov…
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The bois jumped through a time vortex and are back to do a bit of podcasting. Highlander was on deck this week, but we’ve been gone so long, we forgot how to review it. That actually has more to do with all the stories we told. Spenny went on a vacation that was fine, JAD solved his transportation problems, and the two remember an epic SPAM from 20…
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Episode 48: LoTR Poor Man Rewrite || In The Name of The King Movie Review The bois have been sitting on this one for a while. Both pre and post production. Its finally time to unveil the most ridiculous movies we’ve watch in a while and that includes velocipastor. This week we review In The Name of the King Movie. They literally had to rewrite 70% …
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The bois did something new this week by reviewing a good movie. Velocipastor might not have anything to do with velociraptors or pastors, but it does contain everything a movie needs in a convenient runtime. The movie is basically animorphs, but we never mentioned that because I just thought of it. Also, I did my best to make the show art for this …
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Episode 46: Thumb War Jox A movie about huge robots with a boring plot? Sounds like a good recipe for the Ascension To Ten podcast. The bois review Robot Jox from 1989. It was a lame version of Pacific Rim. Spenny talks about karaoke and the bois reminisce about funny stories of t-shirts. Want to share a Typical Day story with us? Want to recommend…
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Another week, another setup change. This is the first episode the bois finally implement the technology JAD has wanted this entire time: green screen editing. The bois are the only thing holding themselves back at this point. This week we briefly talk about the movie Jupiter Ascending after discussions involving selling things on Facebook marketpla…
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So we did another low-budget Steven Seagal movie (“Code of Honor” if it even matters). This one is so bad that Spenny had to put JAD in a timeout and restricted his movie selections moving forward. It’s a real stinker. Hopefully this episode is better than the movie itself, or we may lose what audience we have. Anyways, JAD shows up in costume, Spe…
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Episode 43: The Clown Quest Well, well, well, another Van Damme film, this time The Quest. Frankly, we don’t really know what the real plot line was, but it's obvious Van Damme didn’t either, as this was his first film as director. Its something about being a clown on stilts but ending up in this epic fight tournament that reminds you of cheap mort…
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Hello? Is anyone there? We’re back! After a three month break, the bois get back in the studio to do very important things, such as talk about clothes, hair, running indoor marathons, a critical lack of magnets, paying to park, drinking, and its consequences. We also discuss the movie Street Fighter, which is obviously based on Street Fighter 2. Wa…
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Episode 41: Phantom Summer to Forget With JAD out of pocket for a minute to enjoy little baby Sloane. He leaves the fate of the show to Spenny. In Turn, Spenny calls in a familiar face to help, and Bry answers the call! This week we are reviewing The Phantom (1996). It is a great movie to review and talk about all the craziness of this film. Billy …
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