Best Jkrowling Podcasts (2024)

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Take Five, Take 4.13: Goblet of Fire, 60:01-65:00 1:27:13

3d ago1:27:13

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Two full minutes of a joyride / dragon chase around the Hogwarts grounds, how thrilling! Harry nearly DIES, but luckily lives to revel in the glory of amping up the Gryffindor Common Room crowd. Meanwhile, Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim compete to see who can tell the most compelling Microwave Minute story. Please consider supporting …

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Horace Slughorn: Character Study, Part 1 1:08:36

10d ago1:08:36

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Alice and Martha discuss everyone's favorite Slytherin, Professor Slughorn! This giant slug loves collecting creature comforts, knows how to amp up the drama for Potions class, and doesn't mess around with Death Eaters or the likes of Abraxas Malfoy. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released…

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Into the Pensieve: The Mouse and the Motorcycle 1:01:07

17d ago1:01:07

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It's another mouse book this week! Alice and Martha discuss The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary. Ralph might not be quite as sweet as Remy, but he's miles ahead of Stuart... and remember, mice grow up much faster than human boys! #boymouse In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences readin…

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Seamus Finnigan: Character Study, Part 3 1:01:51

24d ago1:01:51

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Yes, it really has taken three character studies to analyze Seamus's complex arc! In this episode, Seamus "apologizes" to Harry for the error of his ways, leaving Harry free to angle for his approval once again. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows …

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Seamus Finnigan: Character Study, Part 2 1:02:11

1M ago1:02:11

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Alice and Martha discuss Seamus in the fourth and fifth books. His storyline picks up speed as we meet his mom (or possibly a paid Craigslist actor??), see his passion for Irish Quidditch, and watch as he falls victim to the Daily Prophet propaganda. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsistersNew episodes are released…

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Seamus Finnigan: Character Study, Part 1 56:36

1M ago56:36

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Kaboom! It's time to blow some things up! Alice and Martha deviate from the official Real Weirdos list to cover Me Cousin Fergus's cousin, Seamus Finnigan (not Finnegan) in the first three books. His "arc" may leave something to be desired, but Harry's still all about those Seamus winks! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/rea…

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Into the Pensieve: Curious George 1:01:04

2M ago1:01:04

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Alice and Martha discuss Curious George, the Man in the Yellow Hat, and H.A. and Margret Rey. Though he may not have a tail, Curious George proves to be a much more endearing main character than Stuart Little, and thankfully, he would almost certainly beat Stuart in a fight! In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside joke…

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The Muggle Prime Minister: Character Study 1:03:03

2M ago1:03:03

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Alice and Martha discuss the first unnamed character to win the Real Weirdo, Canonical John Major! This isn't a Fudge character study, and this isn't a Scrimgeour character study, and it isn't about the froglike man in the painting, either, although Mary GrandPre might lead us to believe otherwise. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patr…

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Take Five, Take 4.12: Goblet of Fire, 55:01-60:00 1:31:57

2M ago1:31:57

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Well done, Dragon! Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim have made it through the first hour of Goblet of Fire... oooOOOhhhh! Harry fights the Horntail (what's that, boy??), Krum fights Rita, and Alice fights to understand perspective and time jumps! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are …

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Into the Pensieve: Stuart Little 1:10:02

2M ago1:10:02

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Alice and Martha enter a world which is entirely E.B. White's own, which may or may not be a good thing. Is Stuart a mouse or not? What ever happened to Margolo? And what exactly were the publishers thinking? Stuart Little is quite the canoe ride and is nothing like the sisters remembered. In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memori…

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Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 7 1:10:02

2M ago1:10:02

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Alice, Martha, and Jim Dale are back to finish discussing Neville. In the seventh book, Neville becomes--there's no other word for it--cool. As usual, this is obvious to readers through his long hair, his casual demeanor, and his habit of calling people by the first syllable of their name. Neville's arc is one of the best of the series, and Alice a…

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Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 6 47:23

3M ago47:23

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Neville's arc continues in the sixth book, though perhaps not quite as gracefully as readers might hope - there's still plenty of falling on his back, hitting his head, and of course, lighting his own pants on fire! Though Dean might still find him hilarious, Harry, Augusta, and McGonagall seem to view Neville with a newfound respect. Please consid…

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Episode 200: The Beasty Awards, A Fantastic Finale 2:48:15

3M ago2:48:15

2:48:15

SpeakBeasty is proud to present THE BEASTY AWARDS! Twenty categories decided by our patrons. Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter … ALL OF THEM, past and present! We literally couldn't have done it without you. Who won best glow-up? Spoopiest moment? Most dramatic? Our on- and off-air talents say their goodbyes. Thanks for listening. Your suppor…

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Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 5 58:14

3M ago58:14

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I dink it's time for our fifth Neville character study, in fact I'b sure id is! After Christmas on the closed ward, Neville takes an "alarming" and "unnerving" turn as he becomes a master dueler, which he shows off at the Department of Mysteries -- a completely error-free enterprise on Neville and all the DA teens' behalf. This episode covers Nevil…

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Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 4 1:02:58

3M ago1:02:58

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It's time for Neville Part 4, which of course covers Neville in the first half of the fifth book! Alice and Martha discuss his amazing birthday present, a potential new nickname, and the turning point for his character arc in this week's episode. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released ev…

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Episode 199: The Manticore is Our Roman Empire 1:26:23

3M ago1:26:23

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Happy St. Patrick's Day! Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Jamie! Phoenix Register: while we wait for the news that cancels the hiatus… The Harry Potter series on MAX will be out in 2026. “I hope they Riverdale it.” Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is 20 (how?!) and the Studio Tour is celebrating from May 1 - September 4. More info h…

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Neville Longbottom: Character Study, Part 3 1:05:27

3M ago1:05:27

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Alice and Martha pick up their conversation on Neville from several years ago, this time, hopefully, without repeating any content! In the fourth book, Neville continues his arc as the class dunce and is often the butt of the narrator's jokes. But with the revelation about what happened to his parents, Harry and readers begin to see Neville in a ne…

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Professors Tofty and Marchbanks: Character Study 53:56

4M ago53:56

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It's time to break down everyone's favorite dynamic duo of professors! With help from the Wiki, Alice and Martha speculate on whether old Griselda Marchbanks is really a close friend of the Malfoys, how old Professor Tofty really is, and what these two legendary proctors do for the rest of the school year. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! …

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Episode 198: In My Voldemort Era 1:45:21

4M ago1:45:21

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Episode 200 is a party AND NOTHING ELSE. Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, VlightPhase! We appreciate you sticking with us to the end. Phoenix Register: Dawn French (The Fat Lady from the Harry Potter movies) had a real-life Erumpent mating dance moment! Listen to her interview on the Off-Menu Christmas special here. “It's giving, your skull…

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Into the Pensieve: Make Way for Ducklings 52:58

4M ago52:58

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Alice and Martha dive into Make Way for Ducklings by Robert McCloskey. This super cute picture book includes some yaasss queen moments, a deadbeat dad, and some questionable duck-feeding tips. In any case, it's not The Borrowers... and that's for the best! In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences …

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Take Five, Take 4.11: Goblet of Fire, 50:01-55:00 1:23:52

4M ago1:23:52

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Mike NeWELL, it's time for another Take Five! Special guest Shut Up Tim joins the sisters to discuss Moody's transfiguration tactics and tongue antics. Find out which sister scares Tim more, and listen for a first on the Quora Question of the Week segment! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are r…

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Episode 197: Validated By A Wizard 1:45:04

4M ago1:45:04

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Happy Valentine's, Galentine's, and/or Palentine's Day! Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Ali! We appreciate you! Phoenix Register: we have a name for the Wizarding World land in Epic Universe! It's called The Wizarding World of Harry Potter: The Ministry of Magic. More info here. Find out one of Carolyn's husband's core memories. Owl Post: …

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Grawp: Character Study 57:07

4M ago57:07

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Alice and Martha discuss Grawp, Hagrid's absolutely miniscule younger brother. From his special bond with Hermy to his role in the Battle of Hogwarts, Grawp's amazing arc in the series provides plenty of conversation fodder! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are released every Monday and special…

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Sorting Hat: The Traitors (US), Season 2 1:32:12

4M ago1:32:12

1:32:12

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show), and the Sorting Beret to sort the contestants of the second season of The Traitors US into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show contains spoilers from The Traitors US, original shows of the contestants, and the Harry Potte…

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Into the Pensieve: Mrs. Piggle Wiggle 1:11:49

5M ago1:11:49

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Alice and Martha review Mrs. Piggle Wiggle by the highly memorable Betty MacDonald. Mid-century kids misbehaving and being disciplined... what could go wrong? In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora …

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Episode 196: The Sea Serpent and the Ramora are Dating 1:42:26

5M ago1:42:26

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Welcome … to SpeakBeasty After Dark, ft. Shannen's post-cold voice. Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Jasmine H.! Phoenix Register: HBO is holding pitch meetings for the Harry Potter TV series, per Deadline. TikTok doesn't understand lead times. New Harry Potter Squishmallows are coming out, featuring Harry, Ron, and Hermione. Owl Post: Jerr…

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Take Five, Take 4.10: Goblet of Fire, 45:01-50:00 1:40:04

5M ago1:40:04

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Alice, Martha and special guest Shut Up Tim are back for another Take Five! Find out what significant figures, Willem Dafoe, and teenage tragedy have to do with this week's five minutes. Just don't ask Hermione to deliver any messages, because she's NOT an owl... cut to the fire! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsi…

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Professor Flitwick: Character Study, Part 2 1:15:48

5M ago1:15:48

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Alice and Martha resume inferring things about tiny little Professor Flitwick. Find out why he wasn't a member of the Order, what was really going on with dear old Pomona, and whether or not Charms really is a soft option on this week's character study! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New episodes are rele…

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Episode 195: A Great Big Magical World 1:20:14

5M ago1:20:14

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Time isn't a real thing and we made it up. Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Allee! Phoenix Register: Hogwarts Legacy is the best-selling game in the UK and the US for 2023. It was also the most-searched game on Google. A giant elder wand has gone up at Epic Universe! Pictures here. It's acting as a beacon to mark the entrance of the Wizardi…

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Professor Flitwick: Character Study, Part 1 1:05:42

5M ago1:05:42

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Without much source material to go off of, Alice and Martha are left to make a lot of interferences about this week's character, Filius Flitwick! Luckily, the Wiki seems to have a lot of information about this tiny little miniature professor as well. Pour yourself a Shirley Temple (with umbrella, of course!), smack your lips together, and enjoy Fli…

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Into the Pensieve: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 - The Bad Beginning 1:19:52

5M ago1:19:52

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In this podcast (a word which here means "a recorded discussion between two real weird sisters"), Alice and Martha delve into The Bad Beginning, the first book of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events. In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known childre…

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Episode 194: If I Fits I Sits 1:18:14

5M ago1:18:14

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Happy New Year from the SpeakBeasty team! Thanks to this week's Patreon supporter, Beth W.! Phoenix Register: congratulations to Geoff and Ashley on the newest member of the Beasty crew! Owl Post: Liz, Lorrie, and Geoff write in about their favorite Beasty moments of the year. Main Discussion: in honor of the newest baby Beasty, we're talking the c…

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Cho Chang: Character Study 1:32:13

6M ago1:32:13

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Alice and Martha discuss Cho, Cho from Harry's point of view, and Cho from Hermione's point of view on this week's episode. From really good Quidditch player to the person Cedric would miss most, to the human hosepipe, Cho goes through a lot during her time at Hogwarts. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New …

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The 2023 Real Weird Holiday Special 2:44:01

6M ago2:44:01

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As 2023 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shandy to speculate about how Wizarding World characters would act at an "office" holiday party. Up second (00:40:55), the sisters Take Five on Christmas classic Fred Claus, with special guest Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpT…

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Episode 193: What A Year It's Been 1:14:48

6M ago1:14:48

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It’s Christmas! A very Beasty Christmas to those of you who celebrate! Phoenix Register: Visions of Magic is open in Cologne! Alison Sudol, Dan Fogler, Victoria Yeates, Poppy Corby-Tuech, and Oliver Massuci reunited at German Film Comic Con and talked behind the scenes shenanigans, what role they’d like to play in the upcoming Harry Potter TV serie…

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Into the Pensieve: Magic Tree House 56:01

6M ago56:01

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Alice and Martha reminisce on Mary Pope Osborne's hit children's series, Magic Tree House, in which Jack and Annie stumble across a treehouse filled with books (both old AND new), and enter a world which is entirely their own, book after book after book after book! In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and exp…

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Phineas Nigellus Black: Character Study 1:00:01

6M ago1:00:01

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Believe it or not, Alice and Martha manage to fit Phineas Nigellus Black's entire character arc into one podcast! The thin, reedy voice comes out more than a few times, as well as the voices of many of the old headmasters, who, by the way, are honor-bound to serve the current headmaster! So, pull up a chair, put a painting in it to make it feel lik…

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Episode 192: Let The Jarvey Swear 1:07:35

6M ago1:07:35

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Thanks to this week’s Patreon supporter, Neeharika P.! We’re still workshopping the festive version of our name. No news this week ☹ …except that there might be a Supernatural reboot? No owl post either ☹ please send us owl post, but not your Destiel fanfics Main Discussion: The beasts we didn’t see, part 2 “Part of my brain is a horsefish?” More r…

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Take Five, Take 4.9: Goblet of Fire, 40:01-45:00 1:44:30

7M ago1:44:30

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss another five minutes of Mike Newell's cinematic masterpiece! These five minutes are heavy on Sirius, birds (finally!) and amazing acting by Harry (as usual). Plus, the world goes topsy-turvy when it comes time for all the segments! Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon…

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Take Five, Take 4.8: Goblet of Fire, 35:01-40:00 1:31:39

7M ago1:31:39

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Alice, Martha, and special guest Shut Up Tim are back to discuss Mike Newell's most unhinged five minutes yet. McGonagall proves to be the only sane adult in the room, as well as possibly the only good actor in the five minutes. Plus, Harry and Ron get into a very convincing fight and Tim picks a highly predictable Classic Owlice moment. Please con…

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Episode 191: Fairy Dad 1:33:27

7M ago1:33:27

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Do the kids still say ‘IRL?’ Thanks to this week’s Patreon supporter, Anne S.! Phoenix Register: the House of Minalima pop-up opened in Paris, and Marjo got to go! Marjo reveals some Fantastic Beasts secrets and we learn something incredibly unsurprising about Geoff. You can see the newspaper we talk about here. There’s a connection between Hadesto…

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Our Lips Are Sealed (2000) 2:14:42

7M ago2:14:42

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G'day mate! Adri and Helene are headed to Australia as they talk about Our Lips Are Sealed (1999), starring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. Join them for an episode of reminiscing about the Kneel Diamond, Emil Hatchew (bless you!), and our favorite outfits in the Dualstar universe yet! Pass us a note in class. Type up your notes in the computer lab (or…

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Into the Pensieve: Among the Hidden 1:10:28

7M ago1:10:28

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Alice and Martha enjoy their privilege as first and second children as they discuss Margaret Peterson Haddix's twisty thrill ride, Among the Hidden. This top secret podcast can be found on "The Net"... and the super secret password is free. In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both cla…

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Minerva McGonagall: Character Study, Part 7 50:56

7M ago50:56

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Alice and Martha gather to properly eulogize Professor McGonagall, although luckily, her body doesn't end up lying next to the Creevey brothers in the Great Hall. What's more, she doesn't seem to be Hogwarts Headmistress 19 years later, saving us all a massive eye roll. Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters New …

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Episode 190: Where In The World Is Newton Scamander? 1:38:22

7M ago1:38:22

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Thanks to this week’s Patreon supporter, Margie! Phoenix Register: stop telling Geoff that having a kid with a birthday so close to Christmas is going to be rough!! (note from Ann: as a day-after-Christmas baby, IT IS ROUGH THOUGH) For actual news: Did WB actually commit to five FB movies, or was that just wishful thinking? We break down the infamo…

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Switching Goals (1999) 1:58:01

7M ago1:58:01

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Helene and Adri continue their nostalgia-filled Olsen twin journey with yet another Dualstar Entertainment production, Switching Goals (1999). Not known for our knowledge, or (frankly) passion, for sports, this episode is full of non-sporting observations with the occasional bone thrown at those of you who actually like sports. Find the show. https…

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About Your Hosts - Growing Up Millennial 1:14:43

8M ago1:14:43

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Growing Up Millennial is out now! We are available on all major podcast platforms! In this inaugural episode of the podcast, hosts Adri and Helene talk about how they grew up, how media impacted their lives, their hopes for season one of the podcast, and what the show will cover in the future. Pass us a note in class. Type up your notes in the comp…

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