Best Brain Boner Podcasts (2024)

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Slop Quest: 47: A Little P. Diddy About… 1:05:44

2d ago1:05:44

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill is frantic to get all the facts about Diddy’s sex parties and he’s full of plenty of “I Told You So’s”. Then Andy and Ryan come up with a way to get away with nearly anything legally. Then O’Neill blows Andy’s mind when he tells him there’s buttfuckin’ at the rub and tug. Then there’s some pil…

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Slop Quest 46: In The Belly Of The Whale 1:08:53

9d ago1:08:53

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy tries to buy O’Neill some fake Christmas skis. Then he gets shamed for wanting to go short skiing. There’s some ball eating parrot talk. Then they talk about having a clear room for priests so they’re not up to no good. Aaron’s confessional priest had Cheeto’s breath. O’Neill refuses communion be…

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Slop Quest 45: Cats and Dogs 54:09

16d ago54:09

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan gets run off the road and tries cat meat for breakfast. Big Earl dances in a cage with pee pee stains on his undies. Andrew remembers the time he drank 18 Hornsby’ s Hard Apple Ciders and later having to go to campus alcohol counseling. Ryan wants to build and Android body guard. Then they talk a…

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Slop Quest 44: Hot & Classy Action Lawsuit 1:00:41

23d ago1:00:41

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FREE EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy and Ryan barely survive the Southern California heatwave until O’Neill decides to go jogging in 110 degree heat. Then Andy finds out about a new juicy class action lawsuit of dorks versus Only Fans chat services. Ryan decides on what books to read based on the number of pages they are. There’s so…

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Slop Quest 43: Trench Coats vs Dusters 1:02:10

1M ago1:02:10

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The show opens with Ryan chastising Andy for being distracted, then shows him a spider bite that hasn’t healed and may be giving him powers. Then Ryan contemplates performing self surgery to open his spider wound and see what’s inside. Then Ryan has an idea to help people that Andy find extremely ques…

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Slop Quest 42: Secret Service Outhouse 1:06:03

1M ago1:06:03

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with the Secret Service taking a dump in Ryan’s apartment. Then he freaks out about having to help a president or vice president take a dump outside as a secret service agent. The O’Neill rewatches the Police Academy kids’ cartoon and they talk about other rated R movie properties that got tur…

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Slop Quest 41: Looking for Mr. Bang Bus 1:00:17

1M ago1:00:17

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest We open with a sleep deprived DeWitt and O’Neill insists he’s on cocaine. We go on an audio tour of Big Earl’s neighborhood. Then we write an amazing love story starring O’Neill and a homeless lady. Then the boys find out that their movies are being titty censored by advertiser friendly big tech. Andy…

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Slop Quest 40: Confucius Say 1:00:23

2M ago1:00:23

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FULL EP: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy has ground breaking information on Confucius that makes Ryan very angry. Then Andrew Tate’s manhood disappears. Ryan talks about how whiskey has hurt the manhood of many different societies. Then Andrew misremembers the Quizno’s Sponge Monkeys. This spurs a new ad campaign for Saab. Then Andy makes up…

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Slop Quest 39: : Married Red Pill 58:14

2M ago58:14

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill starts the episode with new Southern church phrases, then brags about how much micro plastics are in his nuts. Then Andy introduces O’Neill to the hilarious philosophy behind “The Married Red Pill”. O’Neill roasts the entire thing the way only O’Neill can. This inspires new business plans the …

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Slop Quest 38: Sinus Up, We're Buying! 53:17

2M ago53:17

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys open strong with a DC Comics pitch about Batman’s butler, Alfred, pissing his pants constantly and trying to cover it up. Then Andy remembers all of NOFX’s lyrics all at once after he forgot about the band. Then Andy and Ryan come up with The Bad Boy Business Brothers who make online business…

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Slop Quest 37: Big Earl Skakel Returns! 1:02:09

2M ago1:02:09

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Big Earl Skakel is back in the studio and there’s nothing but classic Earl talk. In other words, obscure name drops from the late 70’s, obscure name drops from the 80’s, body building talk, BBW horn doggin’, political talk, and his plans for his new special! It’s an amazing, classic Big Earl SLOPISODE…

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Slop Quest 36: Fortune Cookie Fortune 1:00:11

3M ago1:00:11

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Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest Andy gets some amazing encouragement about Dolores (don’t worry, people who hate it, he doesn’t read it or try to write any more on air). Then the boys come up with an amazing “all you can eat erotic Chinese buffet for bachelorettes only featuring themed funny foods”. The…

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Slop Quest 35: Kick Me in the Dolores 1:01:12

3M ago1:01:12

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy writes the entire first chapter of Dolores and it causes him to have a real psychic connection to Aaron. One of Andy’s friends tricks him into saying hi to a fake Stephen King. Then they talk about old times out door “dogging’. Then they talk walking sticks. Then Andrew tells the tragic story of …

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Slop Quest 34: Hawk Tuah Quest 58:35

3M ago58:35

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest The boys try to stay clean for the algorithmic gods for the first 10 minutes and fail miserably. Then Andy an amazing water park idea. Ryan and Andy argue about the appeal of the old hawk tuah. They research the invention of the fictional “robot voice” then they deep dive on one of the craziest topics…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 025 Galactic Queen Activation 1:07:22

3M ago1:07:22

1:07:22

call the cops on my ass my ass is dangerousBy Patriot Parody Podcast

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Slop Quest 33: You Had Me At “Throw Me Through The Door” 54:56

3M ago54:56

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy finds his erotic tastes have become more refined in a way that surprises everyone. Then O’Neill has some existential questions for Andy. Then the boys reminisce about 1980’s Florida. Then they create a XXX comedy trio called The Three Boobs that uses Three Stooges style antics on a porno set. The…

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Slop Quest 32: Jerry Rocha Kicks Cancer in The Nutz 53:12

4M ago53:12

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On today’s episode we have one of the boys’ best buds of all time, Jerry Rocha's finally on. He details his harrowing battle with stage four cancer that was diagnosed as terminal. This is a brutal, terrifying and tear jerking account that's non stop laughs.…

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Slop Quest 31: Crucified by Chocolate 1:05:29

4M ago1:05:29

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andrew has another dream about Killer Kops. Ryan buys vintage toys. Andy’s dad sings him awake as a child . Then the boys discuss the saddest way to go fishing. Then they revisit the logistics of the “dildo in the hotdog bun” routine. Then there’s a lion that only goes pee peat night time. Then there’…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 024 God's Direct Contact 1:00:20

4M ago1:00:20

1:00:20

We call Jason and then we call 2 members of a vegan cult.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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Slop Quest 30: A.I. Yurk Off 55:05

4M ago55:05

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Full Ep HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquestBy All Things Comedy

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Slop Quest 29: Cheese Caves 59:37

4M ago59:37

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest O’Neill finds out that Japan has a racoon problem and perhaps art imitates life. Then Andy phones O’Neill with a killer idea for the opening scene of Killer Kops. Then Andy tells O’Neill about the secret government Cheese Caves and O’Neill is dubious about it. Then they talk about Crystal Pepsi and co…

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Slop Quest 28: Black Out 53:06

5M ago53:06

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FULL EP HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Mike Black is in the studio again and it’s a fire episode! O’Neill uses his feet to flush toilets. Mike finds a self cleaning toilet in Chicago. Andy pitches a train car hobo podcast and talks about the death of Airwolf. Then Mike makes Andrew talk about Fat Gambit. The boys come up with a tiny penise…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 023 When I Sing "Eat My Brain" 1:04:36

5M ago1:04:36

1:04:36

masturbike.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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Patriot Parody Podcast 022 Mighty Little Sausages 1:31:28

5M ago1:31:28

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"making music" with the boysBy Patriot Parody Podcast

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Slop Quest 27: Mommy Farticles 58:11

5M ago58:11

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FULL EP: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ready for your slop? A man demands his wife have another baby so he can keep breastfeeding himself. O’Neill learns about RFK’s brain worm and loses his marbles at the state of politics in America. Then Andrew finds an article on fathers taking too long taking a dump and Ryan goes nuclear.…

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Slop Quest 26: Hard as a Johnson 51:37

5M ago51:37

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Ryan’s leashes new Boeing news on Andy then he heckles ICP at a comedy show. The Rock doesn’t show up for work and pisses in empty water bottle. Andy gets heckled while taking a dump again. Then the boys role play as stolen valor four star generals at the mall. Then Alex Jones is President and ha…

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Slop Quest 25: Double Tap 56:18

5M ago56:18

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy accidentally drinks a bunch of children’s Benadryl and worries about blacking out on the show. Ryan has a 100 day cough. Scientists are breeding cows that fart less. Ryan reveals a plan that has China eating beans to speed up global warming. Andy solves O’Neill’s jealousy problem with the Ho…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 021 Tiny Arms In Chains 1:04:28

5M ago1:04:28

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couldn't shoot a gun if he wanted.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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Slop Quest 24: McGruff the Lie Dog 53:14

5M ago53:14

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest On this episode of Slop Quest (what a name!) we talk about a scary religious dream Andy has about O’Neill. Andy gets tricked by fake news again. Aaron’s mom is embroiled in some serious celebrity worship. Speaking of religion, Reddit gets mad at a religious post we made and leaves even more detai…

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Slop Quest 23 : Bang Busters 51:32

6M ago51:32

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/slopquest Andy hears some of the ads YouTube inserts into the middle of our free video and the timing is incredible. O’Neill and Aaron bond over the piss drinking monkey idea again which upsets Andy. A drone spies on O’Neill while HE pees. A museum guard hangs up his own painting and gets fired prompting a…

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The Pork Report 22: AI Whole Foods 48:39

6M ago48:39

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O’Neill is back from the road with stories about drinking 184 beers , destroying toilets and being kicked out of museums. Andrew finds out a shocking revelation about his local robotic Whole Foods. Ryan burns off his eyebrows doing a fire walk and Andy explains to him how wires are not fake. Then Aaron and Ryan team up against Andy in their support…

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The Pork Report 21: Black Attack 59:31

6M ago59:31

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https://www.factor75.com/ USE CODE: Beachcops50 and get 50% off. Mike Black joins the dudes for a wild ride. They debate everything from dildo length, bigfoot, gay strip clubs, 80's movies, The Duke Boys vs. Magnum P.I. and so much more. We also may have finally solved the mystery of Aaron's 5 AM porkers. It's an explosive episode with far-reaching…

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The Pork Report 20: P.T. Barnum 54:56

6M ago54:56

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I hope you're ready to learn about male lactation cause that's our opener. Even Nate Diaz stops by to discuss it with us. Then we hop right into some Tony Robbins talk. After that, it's more corporate murders. Then Andrew talks about one of the stupidest people that ever lived. After that, Andy's neighbor tries to bang him or does she? You be the j…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 020 Fleshy 1:05:03

7M ago1:05:03

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chins.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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The Pork Report 19: Boeing Boeing Gone 55:36

7M ago55:36

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This week we're back in the old O'Neill family studio. We open with some DeWitt physical therapy talk and he reveals a shocking revelation. Then we discuss Boeing's new assassination program. After that, it's Goggins' time. Then a shower kills a man. After that, we find out about a shoplifting ring bust right in our own backyard. Then it's time to …

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Patriot Parody Podcast 019 Planning A Prank Call 1:07:46

7M ago1:07:46

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We plan a prank call and barely get around to it. Unsubscribe.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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The Pork Report 18: Spinal Poverty 1:00:45

7M ago1:00:45

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FULL EP@https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy has spinal poverty and needs to go to physical therapy. Aaron comes back from The Big Easy with some wild stories. O’Neill scares Aaron and Andy about jury duty. Andy repitches Mommy Milkers for serious feedback and Aaron thinks it’s actually pretty good. Ryan makes fun of Andy for needing to watch the…

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The Pork Report 17: Black Hole Safari 1:01:33

7M ago1:01:33

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https://www.factor75.com/ CODE: BEACHCOPS50 GET 50% OFF On this episode of The Pork Report, Andy’s aunt accidentally posts an AI picture of a vagina in space on her Facebook page believing it to be a telescope photo of a black hole, his porno friend tries to drive him to Mexico to get wiener stem cells and Aaron’s neighbor starts an indoor dog gymn…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 018 Don't Feed The Trolls 1:05:42

7M ago1:05:42

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Patriot really fell off latelyBy Patriot Parody Podcast

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The Pork Report 16: Diddy's Wonka Garden 57:47

7M ago57:47

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On today’s episode of the pork report, Ryan and Andrew discuss New breaking news about P. Diddy. Then they find out that a lot of boomer musicians were real creepers . Andy finds a Scottish AI Wonka themed immersive experience that is truly dog Dookie. Finally Aaron has a softball update that will hit you right in the chest.…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 017 James Jameson 1:08:47

7M ago1:08:47

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Our friend James joins us for a great conversation with Jason Andrew Wright.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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The Pork Report 15 Mount Smelleverest 55:10

8M ago55:10

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O’Neill talks medical strikes in South Korea, Andrew gets advice on how to fix his back finally. Then they talk about the Civil War and O’Neill draws a hard line in the sand. We help Peppertooth with more magical incantations for his Dungeons and Dragons campaign and O’Neill invents several drug based businesses and they use a cellphone stenographe…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 016 Boners By Proxy 1:01:48

8M ago1:01:48

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David Phelps vs. Buffalo Bills. Do not listen to this.By Patriot Parody Podcast

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The Pork Report 14: You'll Drink Your Teeth, No Sticky, No Crunchy 59:00

8M ago59:00

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Head to https://www.factor75.com/pages/podcast?c=BEACHCOPS50&mealsize=8-1&c_comms=PERCENT&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast50off&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads&discount_comm_id=7267f20b-a39f-4440-9ca2-1404329a2b419&dis_channel=audio and get 50% off with code BEACHCOPS50. FULL EPISODE @https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Andy …

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The Pork Report 13: Hog Wild 1:03:01

8M ago1:03:01

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops DeWitt and O’Neill are back in the studio with some more slop! Andy has a lot of female friends who think they can sell feet pics, Ryan pulls a gun on Ranaziz, and Andy remembers the most insane swashbuckling movie of all time, Zorro The Gay Blade. O‘Neill‘s mom gets scammed and makes $20 bucks. …

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Patriot Parody Podcast 015 The Reya Chronicles pt3 1:06:15

8M ago1:06:15

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The Pork Report 12: Duke of Earl w/Big Earl Skakel 54:19

8M ago54:19

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Big Earl Skakel is finally back and it’s a wiiiiiiiiild ride. O’Neill talks about his documentary project with What Up Pete and Earl himself. Then we talk Vince McMahon doodie accusations, dramatic readings of sleazeball texts and for some reason Earl re-enacts funny scenes from the 1970’s sitcom…

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Patriot Parody Podcast 014 The Reya Chronicles pt2 1:09:54

8M ago1:09:54

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The Pork Report 11: Dark Tirades 57:29

8M ago57:29

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FULL EPISODE HERE:https://www.patreon.com/beachcops Sooey! It’s the Pork Report and it’s time for your slop! Ryan tests everyone for psychopathy using this one weird trick. Then they talk AI girlfriends, a company that pays for doodies, and OF bikini farm work by O’Neill. Andy talks about the South Carolina Lizard Man and his grandma scaring him wi…

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The Pork Report 10: Seafood Tower Anxiety 58:36

9M ago58:36

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FULL EPISODE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops On this episode of the Pork Report we have more of the sloppiest news you can use! 10 foot aliens, Oprah has a body double, and we start multiple amazing screenplay ideas. O’Neill races to finish a seafood tower in a mere hour and half. Then he plans a seafood based crowd work only comedy special…

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