Best Eshaan Akbar Podcasts (2024)

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The NonCensored Daily: We Did It! 29:21

12d ago29:21

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It's the fifth and final of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Sir Keir Starmer. How did he win? What will he do now? Does he have anyone in mind - perhaps someone with a wealth of experience in the media and knowledge o…

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The NonCensored Daily: Prom Queen Rishi 32:49

9d ago32:49

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It's the fourth of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by Prime Minister at the time of recording, Rishi Sunak. How badly is he going to lose? How long will he stick around afterwards? Is he Leonardo di Caprio, Kate Winslet, or Billy Zane? All these, and more. Any …

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The NonCensored Daily: STB, Not STD 31:37

13d ago31:37

31:37

It's the third of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar are joined by the world's greatest lawyer and twice-former Home Secretary Suella Braverman, to talk about her explosive editorial in today's Telegraph. Why have intelligent voters abandoned the Conservatives? How will Sir …

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The NonCensored Daily: The Original Mr Blobby 29:55

11d ago29:55

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It's the second of our five daily election specials, and today Harriet and Producer Martin are speaking with Dave Eddy, Liberal Democrat Home Affairs spokesman and campaign manager. What else is on Ed Davey's bucket list? Should Keir Starmer work evenings? What crimes would they commit if they were President, now that they have total immunity? All …

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The NonCensored Daily: "The Big One" Is Coming 28:03

12d ago28:03

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For this first edition of our daily election week shows, Harriet is joined by guest co-host Nadine Dorries to provide all the analysis you need of today's election news, with guests from the entire range of political parties except the Lib Dems, Greens, SNP, Plaid Cymru and any of the Irish ones. We ask Conservative deputy co-Chair Man Jonathan Gul…

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101. Time For Questions With The Fun Twins 41:25

16d ago41:25

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A live Time For Questions, hosted by Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar - AKA The Fun Twins - who field questions from the live audience for special guests Penny Mordaunt, Lee Anderson, and Rosie Holt MP. Find out Who they'd vote for the in the US election Would they be open to a Reform/Conservative collaboration? How much cheaper was Rosie's book at…

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100. Metaphorical Knife Crime - Live In London 32:54

22d ago32:54

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NonCensored celebrates its 100th episode by recording live at the Museum of Comedy in London. Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, Penny Mordaunt and Lee Anderson to discuss the upcoming election, and to pitch their parties and policies to the live audience. Also, Producer Martin reveals the exciting deal NonCensored have struck …

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99. We Bet You That Rabbits Aren't Real 37:35

1M ago37:35

37:35

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Eshaan Akbar, who rates Craig Williams's apology for placing an ill-advised bet; and by acclaimed author and temporarily published historian Naimh Woofwoof for her thoughts on the state of London. We also get a preview of the Euros with Sports Horn's Ian Fiveankles - who will be this year's Arse Flare man? …

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98. Slingshot Them Back, Compassionately 41:41

1M ago41:41

41:41

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage for - remarkably - his first appearance on NonCensored, as he explains why he's entered the race for Parliament. They're also joined by Eshaan Akbar who rates Rishi Sunak's non-apology for his lie about Labour's tax plans in a special edition of ApologyWatch. And after a week o…

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97. Rishi vs Keir - the first debate! 37:52

1M ago37:52

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Harriet and Producer Martin moderate a debate between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Leader of the Labour Party Sir Keir Starmer, probing them on the key issues in this election, such as Diane Abbott, and whether they'd start a nuclear war. We also have comedian and resident diversity correspondent Eshaan Akbar on hand to lighten the mood with some…

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96. Rishi Washy 37:55

2M ago37:55

37:55

Harriet is joined live from Westminster by the New Statesman's Tim Dalton and from our Westminster Studio by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, who give live reaction to the forthcoming general election - why did Rishi call it, how's it going to play out, and what does this mean for 2029? Harriet and Producer Martin also recognise a Hot & Spicy Takea…

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95. Make Britain Stinky Again 40:55

2M ago40:55

40:55

Producer Martin hosts the show solo this week, and he's joined by John Heffner, an educationalist with strong views on what children should be taught about sex, and by the governor of HMP Chempy, Jemima Payne, who explains why Britain's prisons are bad. He also catches up with Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about water, immigration, and a …

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94. Nothing To Do With Cyclists! 39:37

2M ago39:37

39:37

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke, who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour party this week, and explains why it's the party for her. They also get some post-local election analysis from Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort MP, who has an utterly convincing retort to anyone who thinks the e…

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93. Farewell, Cool Uncle 40:55

3M ago40:55

40:55

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall, who sets out her vision for a post-Khan London (which is very similar to a very pre-Khan London. They also speak to outgoing Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf, who explains why being a cool uncle didn't work out for him, a…

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92. From The Horse's Mouth 39:35

3M ago39:35

39:35

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by A Horse, who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time of writing) Lee Anderson, to celebrate St George's Day. Harriet also hears a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about lovely, lovely booze. We have a live show coming up on the 20th June…

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91. Bring Back Drink Driving 41:12

3M ago41:12

41:12

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman, who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar…

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90. Ideas To Win, With Liz Truss 31:34

3M ago31:34

31:34

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss, for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in which leading political thinkers put forward ideas for a Conservative Manifesto that can win the hearts and minds of the British public, and crush the woke left once and for all. If you have any policy su…

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89. End The Naughty Gravy 41:27

3M ago41:27

41:27

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown, the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll take for his company to do something about the overflowing sewers all over the country, and by Eshaan Akbar, who rates a K-Pop Apology in ApologyWatch. Harriet also hosts a debate between Sir Keir Star…

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88. Gullis Bull 41:49

4M ago41:49

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Harriet is joined by the new deputy co-chair of the Conservative Party and also maybe Prime Minister?, Jonathan Gullis, about his plan for the party, the nation, and Stoke-on-Trent (North). She also catches up with the woman that long-term listeners will remember is our Sex & Romance Correspondent, Nadine Dorries, about why she's beating men off wi…

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87. In For A Penny? 38:40

4M ago38:40

38:40

Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Penny Mordaunt to settle those leadership rumours once and for all, and also to find out how important being able to hold a sword up is in modern politics. They also speak to outgoing Welsh First Minister Mark Drakeford about everything he's done in the last five years, from the 20mph speed limit to the 20mph sp…

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86. Diane Abbott Speaks 35:43

4M ago35:43

35:43

Harriet host a debate between Frank Hester and Diane Abbott MP because, as we know, a debate is the only possible way we can find out the truth of something such as "is racism real and, if it is, is it bad?". She also speaks to Eshaan Akbar for a definitive rating of Princess Kate's apology in ApologyWatch, and gets a call from Royal Correspondent …

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85. We Salute George Galloway's Indefatigability 38:22

4M ago38:22

38:22

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by newly-elected threat to democracy George Galloway MP, who certainly tells them something. They also speak to Chancellor Jeremy Hunt about how he hopes this this budget will work out well for whoever happens to be in government after the next election, and Eshaan Akbar explains why more politicians should fo…

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84. Time For Questions 6: Six Appeal 35:05

5M ago35:05

35:05

There's no regular show this week so, instead, please enjoy the Time For Questions episode that went up on our Patreon (patreon.com/NonCensored) at the start of February. You'll hear Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer questions like What is on Harriet's Spotify daylist? Could you live in woke Britannia? Should the government consider raising the vot…

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83: Big Gavel Energy 42:34

5M ago42:34

42:34

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch, to talk about all the rows she's won this week and also whether fish and chips is a snack. They also speak to Eshaan Akbar for our regular ApologyWatch segment, which this week looks at Speaker of the House Sir Lindsay Hoyle's apology for his running of this week's ceasefir…

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82: 100 Duck-Sized Muslims 43:53

5M ago43:53

43:53

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Pete, a "Shy Tory" who explains why he's so shy. They are also speak to the Raymond Pointers, a director at GB News who has revolutionised political TV coverage with his innovative coverage of Rishi Sunak's Q&A this week. We also have Eshaan Akbar for a sophisticated Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about M…

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81. AI Karl Marx Will Make You Use Pronouns 46:13

5M ago46:13

46:13

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by "Jeremy", a member of the Woke Elite who is breaking his silence to confirm everything Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg said about him at the Popular Conservatism Conference. They are also joined by our Royal Correspondent, Nicola Witchell, who talks about the science behind Sir King Prince Charles's cancer di…

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80. Don't Say "Trouble" 38:54

6M ago38:54

38:54

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Northern Ireland Secretary Chris Heaton Harris, to talk about why he doesn't want to talk about the new powersharing deal in Stormont. They are also joined by friend of the show, The Daily Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, to talk about how brilliant it is that we're now checking food before it comes into the UK…

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79. 100% Of People Want This Podcast 46:41

6M ago46:41

46:41

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by John Jameson, a top pollster, to explain how the methodology behind his recent, shocking polls. They are also joined by Culture Secretary Lucy Fraser, a real politician we've all known about for years, to talk about BBC bias and how outrageous it is that The News Quiz would make fun of politicians. We also …

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78. Comedy Can Change Minds! 40:54

6M ago40:54

40:54

Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Lee Anderson, the former deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, to explain how being brutally satirised by Labour MPs made him rethink his political beliefs. They are also joined by Chief Executive of West Suffolk Council, Jambon Curls, to talk about how they have finally released artists in that region…

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77. News Year, News Us 39:19

6M ago39:19

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This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Paula Vennells, the former chair of the Post Office, explaining why she handed back her CBE in the wake of the Horizon scandal and also exploring some casting ideas for the ITV drama about her life, and by friend of the show, Donald Trump's lawyer/co-defendant Chip Randy Jr III, who offers an expe…

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Patreon Announcement 4:24

6M ago4:24

4:24

NonCensored will return next week with a brand new episode, but ahead of that, here are Harriet Langley-Swindon and Rosie Holt to announce our Patreon. We would dearly love to be able to pay our brilliant guests for their time, and we will be making EXCLUSIVE bonus content for those of you who can support us in doing that. Find us at Patreon.com/No…

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Episode 229: The Final Episode 1:21:19

7M ago1:21:19

1:21:19

Welcome to Dane Baptiste Questions Everything, a podcast where comedian Dane Baptiste, producer Howard Cohen and a special guest take turns posing questions that just need answering. You can now support us on Patreon for ad free and video content at https://www.patreon.com/dbqepodcast Please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts and beyond. #Questio…

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76. A Look Ahead To 2024 40:03

8M ago40:03

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to 2024, picking out some key events - the little elections, the big elections, and Ri…

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75. A Look Back At 2023 42:47

8M ago42:47

42:47

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look back at 2023, picking out some personal highs (the Conservative by-election win in Uxbridge)…

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74. The Whole Damn Supreme Court Is Out Of Order! 43:36

8M ago43:36

43:36

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Lee Anderson, the deputy chairman of the Conservative Party, to explain how the government are going to respond to the failure o…

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73. You Bought Your Sleeping Bag, Now Sleep In It 41:15

8M ago41:15

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet is joined by Suella Braverman - still Home Secretary at the point of recording - about her common-sense solutions to homelessness and whether Number 10 read her W…

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72. Apocalypse Arseholes & The Booby Lady 49:56

9M ago49:56

49:56

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Sir Keir Starmer sits in for Harriet, as he and his team try to find out if podcasting is right for him. He is joined by Harriet's regular producer, Producer Martin, who …

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71. Liz Truss Plays Snog/Marry/Cancel - LIVE 37:39

9M ago37:39

37:39

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet hosts a live Time For Questions! edition of NonCensored, answering the questions posted by our live audience at last week's recording at the Museum of Comedy, wit…

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70: Thank God We're Not A Comedy Podcast! 45:46

9M ago45:46

45:46

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are grateful that this is a serious news podcast, because imagine if it was a topical comedy show, and they had to write jokes about what's go…

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69: Make Willies Boring Again 40:02

9M ago40:02

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Leader of the Opposition Sir Keir Starmer, who tells us why he's got no policies except wanting to "make willies boring again"; …

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Episode 228: NHS Blood & Transplant Special 28:29

9M ago28:29

28:29

In this special episode brought to you by NHS Blood and Transplant, Dane Baptiste Questions Everything and Ain't Got A Clue are back together again as the guys mix humour and conemplation to discuss their relationships with health, hospitals, and the vital act of giving blood giving a spotlight to this crucial healthcare issue. Support this show ht…

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68: Stand Up And Fight (A Yeti) 38:04

10M ago38:04

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are at the Conservative Party Conference in Manchester - thanks to CCHQ for the accreditation! - and they have a robustdebate with activist Ph…

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67: Martin Branning Speaks! 36:26

10M ago36:26

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Martin Branning, a TV news presenter who was suspended this week for comments made on his programme. He comes to explain how ser…

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66: Time For Questions Five - Live! 36:36

10M ago36:36

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week we're playing you a Time For Questions episode we recorded two weeks ago, when Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King's Place. …

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65: Can The Poor Hear Us? 41:16

10M ago41:16

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Hector Bridges from the campaign group Reclaim Culture UK, to talk about his distressing experience at the Last Night of the Pro…

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64: NonCensored Live At The London Podcast Festival 2023 48:57

10M ago48:57

48:57

NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin were LIVE at the 2023 London Podcast Festival at King's Place, and they were joined by a brilliant panel - there was Sir Keir Starmer, who tal…

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Episode 227 Jon Alexander: Why Is Everything Falling Apart? 47:05

10M ago47:05

47:05

Welcome to Dane Baptiste Questions Everything, a podcast where comedian Dane Baptiste, producer Howard Cohen and a special guest take turns posing questions that just need answering. On this weeks episode we speak to activist and writer Jon Alexander about why everything in civilisation seems to be falling apart and what we can do about it. You can…

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63: The Walking Nad 34:38

11M ago34:38

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). This week Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Nadine Dorries, the finally former MP for somewhere in England, to talk us through her explosive resignation letter and more Wal…

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Episode 226: Question Everything Nathan Caton! BONUS CONTENT! 17:48

11M ago17:48

17:48

Welcome to Dane Baptiste Questions Everything, a podcast where comedian Dane Baptiste, producer Howard Cohen and a special guest take turns posing questions that just need answering. On this weeks episode we speak to comedian Nathan Caton for a session of our new rapid fire episode that you'll be able to get every week soon on Patreon alongside ad …

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62: The Brown Supremacy 35:23

11M ago35:23

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NonCensored is a weekly round up of Harriet Langley-Swindon's very popular, very real daily radio show, completely non-Censored (but with all of the rubbish edited out). Harriet and Producer Martin are still at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, but this week they are rejoined by Eshaan Akbar - and after a few weeks off, we couldn't resist playing you …

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