A Chicken in New York

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A few weeks ago I was up in NYC teaching a seminar which went AWESOME. It’s going to be the basis for my new DVD – The Warrior Within which I will be releasing in the next few weeks. After the seminar I took out my homey Cliff and a 1on1 student. This is a story about what happens to me on a normal Saturday night in a city I’ve never been to before.

We all meet up at the club and start off with a nice warmup cocktail. The drinks are like 20 bones a piece and it’s 250 for a bottle, so it’s pretty clear that we are going to have to get a table as it’s way cheaper that way. As we are chilling there a whole wedding party of 10 girls rolls up. You know that I love those bachelorette parties. So they roll up to me and start taking photos because of my crazy hair and tattoo. So they get me and the bride and my tat.

At the back of the group there was this really cute Indian girl. So I just grab her arm and pull her in close and start whispering some dirty shit into her ear. I’m just super into her. She is very sexy to me. And she’s really feeling me and it’s like super fast because I’m in like a super mood you know? But then her friends all walk off. They call her to join them and she looks at me. I could have told her to stay but I needed to spend time with my boys. So I sent her on her way and let her know I was going to find her later.

Two minutes later I’m trying to get my boy to open this really tall blond with a naughty looking friend. He gets too nervous so I just grab her and whisper that I think she looks really sexy. We all start chatting in a big circle. We got 3 dudes and 2 girls, but it’s all good. We are just rotating and taking turns and being super chill.

Now I normally don’t go for blonds but this girl had a smoking body and bird lips. I am always into girls that look like animals and I LOVE front ribs. So her dress is sexy as hell and I just go for it. I get really physical and we start dancing in the middle of the crowd. I am dropping old school swing moves. I’m still really pumped about setting my lifetime max at the gym the other week so I wanna show how strong I am. If you have ever seen my pics you know that I don’t feel that way very often.

So I spin her around and do some serious high risk dips. I am totally physically dominant and she just whispers in my ear “I love how you just take control.” I am super feeling it. But I gotta take care of my boys so we slide outa there and tell ‘em we’ll be back later. I took some pics and scored her facebook for the next time I’m in the city. Just to be on the safe side.

We bounce around and talk to some more chicks but nothing really memorable happens. So we finally decide it’s too jammed and get a table. We go to tell the girls and this other dude is all up in my blond’s grill making moves. So I just walk up to her and completely ignore him and tell her we are getting a table. Her and her girl roll off with me and Cliff to sort it all out. As soon as we get the table the blond goes to use the bathroom and is never heard from again.

I see her later on being lead around by another dude but by that point I’ve got a bunch of other girls partying at our table. Things were crazy that night. So I’ll hook you up with some highlights.

- Three girls pull off my shirt and start rubbing me down because they think I’m a coke dealer. My friend didn’t know what a bump was when they asked and told them to ask me.

- I had a 4 way kiss with another dude and 2 girls. Then he tanked and I had a 3 way kiss with 2 girls. (Much better but less funny)

- I fingered this married hot chick in front of her husband because they are swingers and she texted me a bunch of naked photos of her.

So I think it’s over with the blond chick but I wake up and she’s blowing up my facebook like it’s going out of style. She even made a picture of the two of us her new profile pic. I got her digits and we did some texting, but she lives in Boston and I’m in Florida for the next few months at least. Hopefully we’ll meet up when I’m in the city in September.