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In the aftermath of a fierce battle with Tashtari laser wolves, the crew of Cosmic Crit hears a menacing growl emanating from a nearby cavern. Venturing cautiously inside, they encounter a pack of adolescent laser wolves, their eyes gleaming with both fear and aggression. After discovering the cavern of laser wolf adolescents, the crew of Cosmic Cr…

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In the next heart-pounding episode of Cosmic Crit, our daring crew ventures into the dense forests north of Plaustov to investigate strange occurrences among the local cattle. However, their mission takes a terrifying turn when they stumble upon a pack of rabid Tashtari laser wolves lurking in the shadows. With adrenaline pumping and laser rifles b…

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Join our intrepid adventurers as they embark on a gastronomic quest through the bustling streets of Plaustov, aiming to tackle the skyrocketing prices and dwindling supplies of essential food items. Their journey takes them from the verdant fields of Halgir Farms, where fresh produce awaits, to the depths of Sonnet-376's fishery, brimming with ocea…

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In the bustling streets of Plaustov City, the crew of Cosmic Crit finds themselves amidst a new wave of tension as a group of union workers from the lumberyards demands action from the acting leader, Zalni. With concerns of unchecked regulations, the team, led by Praedir, sets out to investigate suspicious gambling activities that seem to disadvant…

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As the dust settles in Veridian Colony, a new chapter unfolds in the cosmic saga. Six months have passed since the tumultuous events in Fishfair, and now they face a new challenge: a distress signal from Plaustov City. Oskana, the intrepid leader of an expedition, has vanished without a trace, leaving her people in disarray. With the stand-in leade…

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Join us for the conclusion of our Starfinder 2E playtest adventure with Gibert, Myles, Tyler, Seth, and Patrick.By Cosmic Crit

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Join us for the continuation of our Starfinder 2E playtest adventure with Gibert, Myles, Tyler, Seth, and Patrick.By Cosmic Crit

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In this episode of Cosmic CritPatrick, Tyler, Myles, Gibert, and Seth embark on an adventure among the stars, version 2! We're trying out Starfinder 2E, using the current playtest rules, and having a blast. Truthfully, Rebecca is writing these teaser notes and I have no idea what the guys got up to -- but from the sound of it, it was a raucous time…

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It's finally Founders' Day! The Founding Five are given the opportunity to do some self-reflection and make some changes. And some old friends of ours show up.By Cosmic Crit

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Having determined that Fishfair is responsible for the attempts to destroy Veridian Colony, the Founding Five head south to accost Pavo Sotillo. But he proves difficult to locate. Will they be able to open the doors needed to defeat Pavo in time?By Cosmic Crit

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With Namil Tanna's dead body outside their house, the Founding Five discover a text message sent to "Duo." They head to the center of town to check in on the set up for Founders' Day, but things take a turn for the worse when two of the colonists are infected by bodysnatcher slimes!By Cosmic Crit

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The colony's sugar store has been depleted, leading our characters on a wild goose chase to track it down.By Cosmic Crit

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It's not the first time a Cosmic Crit crew has encountered a Mountain Eel, but this one is all grown up and ready to tear them to shreds. Will the Founding Five have what it takes to take down the Eel for that sweet, sweet hide?By Cosmic Crit

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The Founding Five decide to pay the colony to the south a visit, and they find the people and leaders of Fishfair to be quite suspicious.By Cosmic Crit

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The Founding Five emerge from the caverns and return to the colony to celebrate Founders' Day. But they run into an old friend - Haltharia Grommin, the former botanist, who asks for their help in hiding from a corporate headhunter.By Cosmic Crit

Comedian Jessica Kirson joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss therapy, the conflict in Israel, the effect it had on a trip Charo planned there, Jessica's crowd work special, buying an NFL football team, Jim Norton, beautiful trans women, self-sabotage, prayer, compliments, plus the importance of acceptance and cr…

With Redacted below, faced with four security bots, the rest of the Founding Five struggle to make their way down to help Redacted in their task. More mysteries abound in the strange Kasathan mission.By Cosmic Crit

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