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Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed

Rob Springer, Charlotte Jones, Caleb Chilcutt

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Crime Cruise: Love Boat Exposed - the podcast that hunts down and tears apart shenanigans on the classic 1970s TV show, The Love Boat. When laws, morals, and behavior go rogue - We Are There! With a new episode each week, we're a TV review podcast that comments on, analyzes, and reviews the worst of these high-seas offenses with edgy commentary and modern-day criticism. Come aboard. We're expecting you! Join Rob Springer, Charlotte Jones, and Producer Caleb and get to know The Love Boat's al ...
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Send us a Text Message. Teenage Runaway Girl? Captain's Paternity Tested! A study of Playboy magazine and body hair Producer Caleb in Stranger Things inspired drag? We celebrate one year of podcasting Love Boat Exposed!! Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure t…
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Send us a Text Message. Julie Newmar + Don Knotts !! The mis-match of the century!! Now The Love Boat has had pretty much every cast member from another of our old favorite TV shows, Three's Company! That's right, Catwoman from the original Batman TV show and Classic TV's own Barney Fife / Mr. Furley . Seduction. Impersonation. Pregnancy? Another p…
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Send us a Text Message. 🛳️ New Lows are Hitting the Deck on this Episode: 🤪 The sad use of the word "Re*ard" (multiple times) to describe a young mentally handicapped boy - by his mom, Three's Company's Joyce DeWitt (!) 😞 The act of constant sexual harassment and possibly the other "R-word" - as a creep over-powers a woman for the entirety of the c…
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Send us a Text Message. 🚕 Pretty lady propositions shlub taxi driver & pulls him onto cruise! 🍑 Doc's bare butt stars in a sick office-bedroom adventure!! 👰‍♂️ Doc Marriage proposal? Lady Doc humbles Doc Briker! 🤒 Lovesick crew member redemption arc?! Caleb's Rule? "If best friends kiss 50 times, it's not considered just best friends anymore." — Pr…
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Send us a Text Message. 🎉💍 Season 3 Begins - Fall 1979 with a Big Fat Wedding in Alaska!! 🏔️ Goodbye Mexico as Love Boat heads north to North America's Final Frontier 👮 NCIS' Mark Harmon in his 20's! 🏃 Man leaves bride at alter for ex-girlfriend? 🪮 Mrs. Roper is back again as Three's Company continues to stock the cruise guest list 🐎 Doc high-horse…
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Send us a Text Message. Season Two Double Header!! Too much packed into just one show!! 👨‍🎤 Sonny Bono is a Goth Death KISS Rocker ☠️ Overheard Murder Plans! 👵 Grandma gives birth in a sick Doc Experiment?! 👩‍🦰 Redheads femme fatales seduction! 🧏‍♀️ Say it isn't so: Fun with a deaf character? 😴 Goodnight Season Two ... and nearing the end of the 70…
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Send us a Text Message. 🏩 Julie sets her sites on a senior dude - we're not sure why ❤️‍🔥 A prepubescent boy falls in love with ... Julie. Thank you, Stubing. ⛽ Gaslighting behavior on full display ✊ Evil capitalists vs. union organizers? 👖 Stolen clothes that magically fit the thieves 🤓 and a side-dish of manipulation of slow adults "The Portrayal…
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Send us a Text Message. 🌶️ Papa Stiller caught with Charo in his hot little hands?! Ben Stiller's Parents are aboard! (Anna Meara and Jerry Stiller) 🕺 Multi-talented Corey Feldman makes his Love Boat Debut! 😳 Julie unknowingly trains Charo in the art of seduction!! 💔 Stolen Love? A buried story from WW2 creates tensions and mystery. 🌩️ "The Sins of…
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Send us a Text Message. 🔮 Appropriation and the Gypsy fortune-teller 💐 Didi Conn ("Frenchy" from Greece) visits - and Gopher practices the art of deception 🐷 The Captain is a Sexist Pig 🔍 GRANDY WATCH Begins: Gopher: Congressman and Politico? Body Positivity: "If you guys saw me at the beach, you would all think that I was some kind of a monster. I…
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Send us a Text Message. This week's episode? Wild. Visit LoveBoatExposed.com to dive deeper, and connect with the show; send us a message or record a voicemail for air. Make sure to subscribe - we're on all your favorite podcast platforms! rsmedia.group creations Fair Use Act Disclaimers Information contained on this podcast and all related materia…
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Send us a Text Message. 🔄EPISODE REWIND Top-Rated Episode of Season 2 (Originally aired Nov. 30 2023) 👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back, and so is Mrs. Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉 SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️Gilligan …
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Send us a Text Message. This Episode rocks at a fast-pace with characters and plots that include: 🗡️ An appearance by the murderous OJ Simpson?! 🦰 Hayley Mills (grown-up Pollyanna) ⛵ Yachting with scandalous P Diddy??! 👎 A boatload of stereotypes ⚾ Reggie Jackson knocks it out of the ballpark ⌛ Crispin Glover from Back to the Future time-zaps to 19…
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Send us a Text Message. - Julie and Doc Have more foreplay (!) - Oscar Goldman from "6 Million Dollar Man" wallows in big self pity - His wife is driven to constant tranquilizer usage - The woman doctor-shops and overdoses on pills - Two Girls, One Guy. This ain't pretty. - and a heavy dollop of fat shaming by your very own captain Enjoy this wild …
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Send us a Text Message. 🍸 Captain's Alcoholism comes in handy 👨‍🦽 Handicapped Vietnam Vet resolution 😚 Gilligan (Gilligan's island) picks up a lady friend 💣 Julie, a homewrecker - again! 🥪 We also talk Madonna, grilled cheese, & tomato soup, 😐 #️MeToo: "I like how the captain draws a line not drinking at work, but he will have sex with women at wor…
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Send us a Text Message. 🌶️ Julie's Reunion Cruise Reveals illicit encounters and super creeps. 🪖 Love Boat goes political with a Vietnam War theme. 🐔 Vietnam War Draft Dodger on The Love Boat 😖 Assorted Scandals, Romance, and Betrayals 🛏️ Woman designated as "Man-Hop Steamroller" 🎭 Bob Denver (Gilligan) and Raymond Burr (Perry Mason, Ironside) Trus…
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Send us a Text Message. ⭐ "Ted Lange, if you're listening out there, I would like to go beyond Cameo. I'd like to patch you in as a guest because we've got questions, and you're one of our favorite characters." — Rob 🚫 Unjust Profiling: "Well, first of all, are we profiling her by saying that since she was a convict, she stole them? Is that what we…
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Send us a Text Message. 🚢😈🪄 The Love Boat sails into the Realm of Dark Magic 🦱 Welcome Back Kotter revisits the Love Boat 🐹 "The Gopher" slams down the gauntlet. The captain gets it between the eyes and Goph walks out the door ⚠️ PLUS, we expose: 🔮 Creepy magicians 💬 Speech impediments 🐇 Animal protection laws 💦 The state of Sweathogs in general 💪 …
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Send us a Text Message. Lock your cabin doors! Spouses are swapping and no one is safe! From open marriages and love triangles to questionable moral decisions, no scandal goes unturned in this episode. Ginger from Gilligan's Island is the Doc's Ex Ex Ex Ex Wife Down to Clown Gaslighting, Cheating, and Revenge on the High Seas - Jokes about sending …
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Send us a Text Message. Ventriloquists bring new forms of deviant behavior onboard when their dummies seem to get a mind of their own - and look out for when these creepy "sex dolls" are on the prowl. Spotlight on Julie as she is actively recruited to become a wife to a feret-like man and a pack of orpans in the wilds of ALASKA of all places! Visit…
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Send us a Text Message. Captain and Doc on the make, again. Women's attraction to Doc remains inexplicable. Using the set from Zoro's on Love Boat. Dabney Coleman and Rue McClanahan win points for their acting Chico and the Man connection. "That's kids been found stealing a watch, how could he be redeemed? Love Boat, you just made a stereotype come…
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Send us a Text Message. 🩺 Doc happily tells a passenger he would like to probe her... then later, he has another woman on his operating table. 🐹 Gopher gets ranked highly when we introduce the sleaze and horny meters. He actually "pins the needle" 😐 Julie goes full Stepford as she doesn't react to the twisted behavior around her. 🩸 More evidence of…
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Send us a Text Message. 🍕 Julie is the ultimate people pleaser (wink, wink); at least, that's what two boys figure as they bet an anchovy pizza to the first one that beds her. 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 "Little People" invade the Love Boat, and they cause some passengers to face their own micro-prejudices 👱‍♀️ Doc and Mrs. Brady are a thing, and SHE pretty much makes t…
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Send us a Text Message. 🚨 The Doctor is continuously sexually propositioned by ... Gopher's sister. Also, she is a minor. And she wants the doc to teach her how to "love" correctly. 🔪 Jamie Lee Curtis had just starred in the original Halloween movie and now visits The Love Boat for this episode. Unfortunately, there is no Michael Myers, neither fro…
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Send us a Text Message. ⚔️ Communist Infiltration! A blonde Russian amazon brings the Doc to his knees - literally. Will America win in this love struggle? Will the Cold War melt under her touch? Ok, I got all that out of my system 😮 The Captain Learns he has a Daughter - he never knew it! The story is revealed in a series of daydream flashbacks; t…
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I'm SO excited for today's guest, Xenia D'Ambrosi! Join us to hear about how her cancer diagnosis led her to horticulture therapy, which led her to growing a thriving cutting garden business, Sweet Earth Co. At Sweet Earth Co. Xenia and her team focuses on sustainable and regenerative growing practices and shares ways we can ALL just start where we…
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Send us a Text Message. Editor’s Note: If you or someone you know is struggling with suicidal thoughts or mental health matters, please call the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by dialing 988 to connect with a trained counselor or visit the 988 Lifeline website. 🛳️ The Love Boat redeems itself a bit in it's Season 2, Episode 7 episode - a suicide is …
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Send us a Text Message. 💃 All Hail The Kissing Bandit - Billy Crystal Zorro-Style - and the ladies that love him! He would be arrested these days... 😘 The dude attacks woman with kisses, female passengers seem to love it - and their men hate it - so the hunter becomes the hunted...and Julie in a low cut dress gets drafted to be the bait. 💥 We also …
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Send us a Text Message. 🐹👗Gopher-in-drag saves a damsel in distress, only to be sexually assaulted himself 💪 All-out BRAWL - a violent cruise ship fight, with one positive: the captain gets his ass handed to him 😈 More of the Super Creep Perv Captain's Uncle 🎷 Eric Estrada only wants sax with Mackenzie Phillips 👴🏻 The Unfortunate Incident: "What's …
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Send us a Text Message. While we do find humor in some parts of this episode, exposing Love Boat Season 2, Ep5 proves to be a sickening journey. We work through some devious and outright illegal behavior ... 😔 Somehow, humor gets combined with inappropriate behavior - and basically, sexual assault is played for comedy. 🆘 The captain makes Julie spe…
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Send us a Text Message. We hope you all are having a great holiday season!! We got the laughs in this Best of Episode!! This week, while we are all celebrating with friends and family, we decided to rerun our best of season one episode. Please do take another listen as you prepare yourselves for our triumphant return next week - 2024!! Visit LoveBo…
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Send us a Text Message. Sonny Bono, Charlie's Angels, scam artists, Drake, The West Coast rap community, Aaron Spelling, Fantasy Island, Donna Martin, 90210, National Lampoon, Chevy Chase, Ryan Reynolds, Little Caesar's, and Caleb's OnlyFans page ... What do all these things have in common? They're all part of this week's show!! PLUS: 🪽 Charlie's A…
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Send us a Text Message. Julie's downward mental spiral and "Adult Deficiency Disease" among the crew. Melissa Gilbert out-acts her co-stars, and an anti-sex couple hits the brakes and goes hard in reverse. 🤪 We are concerned. Julie's emotional state and spiraling behavior including her odd reaction to her parent's divorce news. 😘 Little Kiss on The…
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Send us a Text Message. ⛈️More Hurrican Mayhem with the crew still stranded on a deserted island and threatened by a madman 🤢 The ultimate taboo is unveiled as a couple hooks up and creates perhaps the sickest of all stories in Love Boat History. ⚠️You've been warned. 👗Mrs. Roper falls in love/lust with her captor. 💔A love-starved wife wants touchi…
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Send us a Text Message. 👙A bikini-clad Barbi Benton is back! So is Mrs Roper! Plus, Isaac loses his mind while vacationing on his own cruise ship, and Julie wants to give herself up as the ultimate sacrifice to a lonely madman...and more! 🎉SEASON 2 BEGINS!!! 🏝️Gilligan Style!! Our crew is stranded on a deserted tropical island with a Tom Hanks look…
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Send us a Text Message. This is The Best of Season One!! Neat, Compact, and Double-Stuff Loaded with Delicious Fillings that Include: A captain's lust. Racism sexualized with a pretty beaver theme. Playmate on exam table. Attempted murder. Incest on board. Show host dating habits... ... and So, So, Much More!! Thanks to our sponsor, RS Media Group,…
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Send us a Text Message. Is Gopher in a cult? Is he a Scientologist??! Better get Lisa Remini on the case! SEASON ONE FINALE!!! At the show's end, Rob, Charlotte, and Caleb take a moment or two to reflect on what we've learned from Love Boat Season One. It's deep, it's enlightening - and perhaps it's a reflection of ourselves. 😉 Also, a cheating pim…
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Send us a Text Message. Hookers, Blackmailers, Abusive Creep Spouses, Toupees - and Much More!! These last episodes of Season 1 are top-heavy with weird and depraved behavior! 🛳️TWISTED CONTENT includes: 1️⃣ Cruise Director Julie corners the Doc sexually - like she wants him to want her! 2️⃣ A sexy redhead passenger launches a war against her scumb…
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Send us a Text Message. 1️⃣ A high-stakes game: Our hosts explore using marked cards to cheat in a card game - by none other than senior citizen sleaze (Harry Morgan from M*A*S*H*) ... and the reveal of just how much money is at stake – a whopping $19,000 (according to Producer Caleb)! Gopher, Julie, and even Isaac are thoroughly screwed 💰💔 2️⃣ Unm…
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