Best Asterios Podcasts (2024)

And: WorldOfTshirts releases the song of the summer. And And: Kanye West sexts his assistant—which is 100% not allowed!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Wins Us Back 52:07

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2M ago52:07

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And: our local 7-11 experiences a devastating coup d'étatBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Daniel Larson Is In Jail & We Are All Responsible 28:04

2M ago28:04

28:04

There's blood on your hands, listeners!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Minisode: Asterios Brings His Laptop To Haircuts 19:52

3M ago19:52

19:52

We're traveling this week + couldn't record a full episode! But here's an all-new tale of Asterios not knowing how to be normal.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Learns About Roblox + Mr. Beast Cancellation Predictions 55:03

3M ago55:03

55:03

The Bloxburg Protests are in full effect. Rancho has the latest.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Narcs on Homer's Donuts 52:26

3M ago52:26

52:26

And, for tax purposes, we read The Big Bang Theory's "Big Book of Lists"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Gets Stardew-Pilled 1:14:59

3M ago1:14:59

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And: Joe-Joe Siwa "wrote" a new songBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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The Stolen Orgy Google Doc From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 50:20

4M ago50:20

50:20

And: Rancho spends her free time emailing ass-scientists. (I swear to God, not clickbait.)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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NYC's All-You-Can-Eat Weed Buffet Sucks 49:05

4M ago49:05

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Who knew an underground weed "restaurant" in an abandoned bagel store could be badBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Makes The Nickelodeon Scandal About Himself 1:00:11

4M ago1:00:11

1:00:11

What do our vulnerable child stars need? Two words: Nathen Mazri.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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World Of T-Shirts Returns To Save TikTok 59:10

4M ago59:10

59:10

In the Zoomers hour of need, their digital savior returns...By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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We Review The Hamtaro Movie Sequel 1:05:36

5M ago1:05:36

1:05:36

Sirancha's Hamtaro pencil toppers arrive just in time for us to review "Hamtaro: The Captive Princess."By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Gets Outed As A Straight 53:35

5M ago53:35

53:35

And: Asterios finds a way to insult every single Sephora employee at onceBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Should You Tip For McCurbside Delivery? Because Asterios Does & Rancho Hates It. 50:53

5M ago50:53

50:53

Also: Sirancha fails to buy 100 Hamtaro pencil toppers. Three different times.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Plays Hearthstone While Driving 53:15

5M ago53:15

53:15

Also: Rancho takes her first dab ever (with her little brother)By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho vs. The "Woke" Handicapped Symbol 1:08:56

6M ago1:08:56

1:08:56

Also: Asterios gets banned from the family Minecraft serverBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho’s Birthday: Class of ’09 Edition 1:31:03

7M ago1:31:03

1:31:03

For her birthday, Rancho makes us all play TikTok's favorite new visual novel, the sociopath-simulator "Class of '09"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Gets A Prostate Exam 58:18

7M ago58:18

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Also: Rancho chases three different wild birds out of our houseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Shatters His Leg For A Selfie + World Of T-Shirts 1:13:46

8M ago1:13:46

1:13:46

Asterios did something so stupid it would have gone viral on Buzzfeed back in 2011. Also: we dive into the world of "World Of T-Shirts!"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Tries Fentanyl (with NIKO!) 59:59

9M ago59:59

59:59

And: Niko teaches you the right (and wrong) way to trip ballsBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho’s Desert Drugcation II 57:46

9M ago57:46

57:46

Rancho eats an entire bag of "Heavy Hitters" gummies and loses her mind on air for your amusement. Enjoy!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Meg Gets Cancelled 1:03:42

10M ago1:03:42

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Also: how exactly did that guy get diarrhea "all throughout" that airplane? We discuss.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho Rips Nathen’s Mugshot + Asterios’ Final Bet 59:20

11M ago59:20

59:20

Imagine leaking your own mugshot for cloutBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios’ Gambling Disaster 51:18

11M ago51:18

51:18

You'll never guess what happenedBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Gets Addicted To Sports Betting 1:03:51

12M ago1:03:51

1:03:51

Did you know you can gamble real money on Wheel of Fortune? One boomer's wallet found out the hard way.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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King Cobra Gets Arrested On Christmas 1:31:42

1y ago1:31:42

1:31:42

Also: is it "Loaf & Chug" or "Loaf & Jug?"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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King Cobra Gets Too Drunk To Go To Olive Garden With His Dad 1:28:05

1y ago1:28:05

1:28:05

King Cobra pregames before hanging out with his dad for some reason.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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The Nathfield Podcast 1:44:37

1y ago1:44:37

1:44:37

In this extra-sized 200th episode we react live to the ENTIRE Nathfield Podcast! Even the teaser episode, which is just a pig grunting.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Hates Bluey 52:12

1y ago52:12

52:12

Sirancha "cuts a promo" on Bluey, then teaches Asterios about Dr. Umar, Kevin Samuels & the "Hotep" movement.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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#13: A Porg Chatter Christmas 55:27

1y ago55:27

55:27

MERRRRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY PORG CHATTER!!!

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Asterios Shits His Pants In A 7/11 1:04:52

1+ y ago1:04:52

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Also: we review the mid finale of MILF Manor.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Naruto Vapes vs. GarfieldEATS 1:05:49

1+ y ago1:05:49

1:05:49

Also: Naruto Vapes expands into the lucrative "gas station boner pills" marketBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Returns A Crack Pipe To An Illegal Naruto-Themed Marijuana Dispensary 1:01:09

1+ y ago1:01:09

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Also: Asterios fails to get into the VIP entrance at a Harlem Globetrotters gameBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Dark Biden’s Dank Zaza Stash 1:14:31

1+ y ago1:14:31

1:14:31

Also: we see Monday Night RAW live + take a deep dive into the Breaking Bad / Popcorners "Lore"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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MILF Manor S01E01 41:05

1+ y ago41:05

41:05

However bad you think it is, it's worseBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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We Plan Our Super Bowl Looting Live On Air (Go Birds!) 46:18

1+ y ago46:18

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIRDS! also this entire episode is satire, we would never loot the three philly sephoras within a 20 block radius of each otherBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Sirancha Drops Her Vape In A Puddle 54:59

1+ y ago54:59

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You'll never guess what she does next!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Who Will Die In 2023? 1:24:53

1+ y ago1:24:53

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Give YOUR ghoulish guesses in the comments!By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Kanye, Arrested? Nathen, Successful? Our 2023 Predictions 1:26:43

1+ y ago1:26:43

1:26:43

Send us a voicemail with YOUR 2023 predictions: (848) 863 5343 OR ELSEBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Highlights From The Worst Comedy Show Of All Time 48:25

1+ y ago48:25

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We suffered. Now: you will suffer.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Is ”Not Kanye” + Sirancha: The Queen Of King Of Queens 2:04:40

1+ y ago2:04:40

2:04:40

It's good when you have to clarify you're "not" KanyeBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Christmas Movie Nonsense Logic 1:08:50

1+ y ago1:08:50

1:08:50

Rancho tosses our episode outline to recap the plot of Nicolas Cage's "The Family Man"By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Nathen Makes Out With His Cousin For Three Years 1:21:00

1+ y ago1:21:00

1:21:00

Oh geezBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Asterios Buys 120 Adderalls + One Piece: RED Review 1:08:07

1+ y ago1:08:07

1:08:07

Also: do fat people wear capes? Vote here: https://twitter.com/asterios/status/1590734336906891265By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Rancho Smuggles Drugs Onto A Cruise 1:05:15

1+ y ago1:05:15

1:05:15

Also: Peter Griffin something something something Lois' MomBy Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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Tad’s Dad Gets Hit With A Lead Pipe 1:12:41

1+ y ago1:12:41

1:12:41

Rancho's out to sea this week! Good ol' Tad fills in with a horrifying story about his "based" dad.By Asterios Kokkinos & Sirancha

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[Remastered] The Best of THE LOUDEST PODCAST, Vol. 1 3:40:36

2y ago3:40:36

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All the audio + video in this best of has been completely remastered since our original release on January 20th. Hope you enjoy. Edited and curated by Smarty! Follow him on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/smartydoesstuff INCLUDING: --Rancho Gets Jury Duty --Shit Like An Eagle --Spider Man Wedding --Demi Levato Apology --Twitch Coomer Lawsuit --Funko Or Fakeo…