Improving My Spooning

Good Night

I am sitting here in my big, manly, comfortable black leather poppa chair in my living room trying to get some feeling back in my right arm. Since you know by now that my Lady Wonder Wench and I have been married for a long time, it shouldn't shock you to know that we sleep together. And since you know that I am a testosterone soaked Louie Louie Generation wretch it won't curl you hair too tightly to know that I often like to sleep with her in the spoon position. That's where she's lying on her right side, and I get to put my left arm around her for a comfortable, warm, and sexy snuggle. The problem is that the spoon position leans my entire weight on my right arm, which I have to tuck in under my head, and which in about ten minutes produces a pain so far above childbirth that women can't possibly imagine it. It's worse than the pain that only guys experience when we're at a movie theater, and we put our arm around our date's shoulder and leave it there through an entire feature film. There has got to be an answer to this problem. If you have any ideas, please send them to dick@dick summer.com. I can really use your help on this.